According to this New York Post article, Rex Ryan consumes about 7000 calories a day.
Awesome. Disgusting, but awesome.
Here are some ways you could indulge in 7000 calories a day. These are all rough estimates:
Plan 1: The Bacon Day
Breakfast
Two eggs with bacon and cheese on a roll with ketchup and hot sauce. Starbucks whole milk Venti Latte. 16 oz. glass of OJ. Total: 1100 calories.
Lunch
Wendy’s Triple Baconator, large fries, large Frosty dairy dessert, large Dr. Pepper. Total: 2700 calories.
Snack
10 slices of bacon. Total: 500 calories.
Dinner
1/2 of a bacon explosion, can of Coke. Total: 2700 calories.
Plan 2: All Taco Bell
Breakfast*
Grande Breakfast Burrito, Breakfast Quesadilla with Sausage, Hash Brown Nuggets. Total: 1130 calories.
Lunch
Two Volcano Tacos, a Baja Beef Gordita, one order of Nachos BellGrande, one order of Cinnamon Twists and a large Pepsi. Total: 2100 Calories.
Dinner
Two Crunchy Tacos, a Crunchwrap Supreme, a Grilled Stuft Burrito, a 1/2-pound Nacho Crunch Burrito, a Caramel Apple Empanada and a large Pepsi. Total: 2700 calories.
Fourthmeal
An order of Volcano Nachos and a Crunchy Taco. Total: 1150 calories.
*- At participating locations in test markets only.
Plan 3: Just a bunch of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
All day long
35 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
Plan 4: One meal at Outback Steakhouse
Appetizer
Bloomin’ Onion. Total: 1560 calories
Main course
Baby Back Ribs with Aussie Fries. Total: 2310 Calories.
Drinks
1219 Calories worth of casual-dining awesomeness to get you drunk enough to make you forget you’re consuming 7000 calories in one sitting at Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just right.
Dessert
Chocolate Thunder from Down Under. Total: 1911 Calories.
Alright, I’ve spent way too much time on this. Enjoy thinking about eating 7000 calories a day.
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