Here’s Method Man endorsing Sour Patch Kids:
Category Archives: Culture Jammin’
Twitter moving Q&A
I am in the midst of the ever-frustrating apartment search. Incidentally, if you have an apartment somewhere on the east side of Manhattan that you’re looking to rent, email me. Especially if it is huge and way underpriced and you’re willing to cut a discount to a sports and sandwich blogger of moderate repute.
I imagine a lot of people would say, “cozy,” which means “tiny,” or “bedroom fits a queen bed,” which means “bedroom is the size of a queen bed.” But I’m going to go with “no fee,” which means there absolutely is a fee and they’re just straight-up lying about it.
I’m pretty early in the process, but I’ve gone to check out two “no broker’s fee” apartments only to be told when I got there that there was a fee, and that the one I saw advertised on craigslist with no fee has since been taken. How does that even work? Do brokers really list a single apartment with no fee just to get you in the door to a bunch with fees? And who gets that apartment? Probably no one, since it never existed in the first place.
Craigslist is a tangled web of lies.
Yeah, for a while I basked in the attention but now I can’t leave my house without having to run from a crowd of screaming fans all like, “OMG TED BURG! SANDWICH!” It’s a lot like Hard Day’s Night, except with more sandwich. It’s overwhelming.
Seriously, though, we’re moving for a variety of reasons. For one, if I successfully pull off a move to a reasonable Manhattan location, I’ll cut about two hours per day off my commute. That’s so much time! Think of how much more TV I’ll get to watch!
The other big things I’m looking forward to about Manhattan are streetlights and sidewalks. I like to walk places, and just walking for the sake of walking. Neither is really possible or enjoyable where I am now. There are tons of beautiful parks and reserves for walking, but you have to set aside some daytime and take a car to get there, which I think defeats the purpose.
No I am not. But this is now my fourth time looking for a place to rent since I left my parents’ house in 2005. Every time I saw a bunch of awful places that seemed unreasonably expensive, then, eventually, one that was just way better than the others in every way.
I guess this is sort of the same phenomenon as your keys always being in the last place you look for them: Once you find a good place, you stop looking, so the only places you have to compare it to are all the terrible ones you’ve already seen. But I’ve never had a situation where I was weighing the benefits and costs of one place versus another. Every time it has seemed the place I settled on was the biggest, most reasonably priced and closest to where I wanted to be. So here’s hoping that happens again.
It’s happening
Popeye’s has created a new batch of fried chicken nuggets that feature a spoon-like curvature to them to make it easier to scoop up dipping sauce. This fast food innovation is dubbed “Dip’n Chick’n.”
This is a really good idea because I’ve often found that traditional sauce delivery methods are much too slow. You have to open up the sauce cup and dip your nugget in, and then you only get a light slathering of sauce. Now each nugget becomes its own sauce trough, allowing me to ladle on the flavor down my gullet with speed and alacrity.
– Ben Popken, Consumerist.com.
Oh hell yes. Your move, every other fast-food fried-chicken place.
Scoop-shaped Tostitos make a hell of a lot of sense to me, but I had never before considered the need for scoop-shaped fried chicken.
The only trouble I ever have getting the appropriate amount of sauce on my chicken tenders is when the sauce comes in a container too narrow for the tender. Usually a situation like that can be rectified by dipping the chicken at a different angle, but before that happens I get so frustrated that I just clench the chicken tender in my fist and smash the little cup into oblivion.
Either way, though, you’d think it would be easier to alter the size of the sauce container than the shape of the chicken itself. But then you and I lack vision.
Via Corey.
Taste the happy
On Sunday afternoon, Mr. Hurwitz tossed a few more crumbs to the “Arrested Development” faithful at a New Yorker Festival event that reunited him with the show’s ensemble cast, telling the audience that a movie was still in the works, along with a new set of television episodes that would serve as a prelude to the film….
Mr. Hurwitz continued: “We don’t completely own the property, there are business people involved and studios and that kind of thing. Just creatively, I have been working on the screenplay for a long time and found that as time went by, there was so much more to the story. In fact, where everyone’s been for five years became a big part of the story. So in working on the screenplay, I found even if I just gave five minutes per character to that back story, we were halfway through the movie before the characters got together.”
So, Mr. Hurwitz said, “We’re trying to do a limited-run series into the movie.” After a wave of excited applause died down, he continued, “We’re basically hoping to do nine or 10 episodes, with almost one character per episode.”
Man. I try not to let myself get too excited every time news comes out about a possible Arrested Development reunion for a couple of reasons: 1) There has been lots of talk but thus far precious little real action and 2) I’m a tad concerned that if the movie and new shows don’t live up to the first three seasons, they’ll color my impressions of the series as a whole.
But all that said, this is pretty amazing news. I especially like the idea of it returning as a short-run show created with an end-date in mind, so all the story arcs can be carefully scripted from the outset.
Obligatory Moneyball review
I didn’t intend to weigh in on the Moneyball movie because almost everyone else in the whole world already has, but a few people asked me about it so here goes:
I thought it was kind of boring. I didn’t hate it, I just never got all that excited by anything happening on screen.
Granted, I generally prefer movies where stuff explodes and tough guys crack wise and something crazy happens in front of a drunk guy who then looks down at his drink like, “whoa, this is good stuff.” Obviously none of that happened in Moneyball, but none of that happened in The Social Network either and I enjoyed that one.
I guess I should consider the movie’s perspective from the point of view of someone who hasn’t spent countless hours discussing and arguing over the fallout from and subject of the book. From that standpoint, though, I think I might be left wishing the movie more overtly connected some of the theoretical dots, baseball-wise. It shows that Billy Beane and Paul “Peter Brand” DePodesta wanted to acquire inexpensive players with good on-base percentages, but doesn’t really include much detail about why that stat was undervalued elsewhere or how it contributes to winning.
But then I guess I’m only interested in that stuff because I enjoy baseball the way I do. The movie glosses over some of the technical nerdery in favor of sort of 21st-century Robin Hood story, with the cunning and charming Beane and his band of Not Particularly Merry Men (Man, actually — Brand seems to be the only person in the A’s organization on board with Beane’s plans) working to undermine the wealthy (and not depicted) Sheriff of Yankeeham.
And I guess in a way that did happen, and those types of stories always resonate with people (perhaps especially, I should say, in this economy). But the movie seemed more focused on why he did it — a series of internal and external conflicts — than how he did it. I guess acquiring Scott Hatteberg doesn’t exactly necessitate a heist, but hey, it’s Hollywood.
Oh, and the movie spent a lot of time further exposing just how hot Brad Pitt is, which I guess is a tough thing to avoid if you’re making a movie starring Brad Pitt. But at times Moneyball seemed like a film about Brad Pitt’s arm muscles with a baseball subplot.
The movie produced a couple of hearty laughs — many of which were included in the previews, and Chris Pratt was notably good as Hatteberg. Pitt and Jonah Hill were just fine, and Philip Seymour Hoffman was believable enough as Art Howe to make Mets fans everywhere cringe.
The Moneyball movie was a sort-of faithful adaptation to a book that was itself sort-of faithful to what actually happened. It held my interest for most of its two-plus hour run time, but I never got lost in it the way I do in my favorite movies or the way I do, for that matter, in great baseball games.
Awesome article about Jeopardy!
“The show has definitely changed,” said Friedman. “But it’s very much changed along with the times.” In other words, that movement seen above from “World Travel” to “My Son, The Doctor” is not willed into existence. Rather, it’s a growing with culture. Jeopardy! changed, and changed productively (compare its success to other long-running and flailing stalwarts like the nightly news and soap operas), because TV changed. HBO, DVDs, and the web happened, and in the process, we’ve moved from a norm, sometimes called Least Objectionable Programming, to one in which viewers are trusted with the possibilities of the medium as showrunners explore complexity and nuance.
The continuing evolution of Jeopardy! lets us see this shift happening in real time, providing a constant basis of comparison that isn’t there if we just look at, say, Full House beside The Sopranos. From a straightforward trivia contest predicated on a set of largely academic knowledge, the show has become a repository for jokes, references (both to pop culture and to itself), and language games. The questions have become dense tangles of allusions that rely on contestants’ ability to make connections and inventively parse language. Over the years, the show has been able to take advantage of the new complexity audiences were willing to accept, and the writers have seized the opportunity to turn this trivia show into something that intuitively probes the ways in which we understand the world.
This is an awesome article about Jeopardy!, focusing on the show’s oft-overlooked but excellent writers.
Louis CK and Robert Smigel on Conan in 1993
Obvious ancestor of the Triumph voice.
Is everyone watching Louie? I started the series about two weeks ago and I’m already almost caught up. It’s incredible.
There probably needs to be a Hall of Fame for TV shows. Every time a really good show comes along, people inevitably say, “it’s the best thing on TV,” or “it’s the best thing ever on TV.” We have no better way to heap praise upon it because the Emmys are about as good at rewarding the best TV shows as the Gold Gloves are at rewarding the best fielders. Of course, it’s no safe bet the Hall of Fame would be either.
Anyway, Louie might actually be the best thing on TV, though it’s definitely not the best thing ever on TV. The only other worthy candidate for current best show I can think of is Breaking Bad, which excellent. But it’s worth noting that a purported comedy about the life of a comedian manages to be more thoughtful and more bleak than a drama about a cancer-stricken meth cook. Apples and oranges though, obviously.
Both shows are better than Strike Back, but Strike Back features more hot people blowing stuff up and having sex at angles unique to Cinemax.
Kid who played Brad on Home Improvement now looks exactly like Lucas Duda
Being Scott Hatteberg
I was bound and determined to become Scott Hatteberg whether they cast me or not.
– Chris Pratt.
I wonder if anyone has ever said that before.

