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Category Archives: General Football
I’m still learning new things about Terry Crews
It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of the actor Terry Crews. After seeing The Expendables, I wrote this:
Put The Expendables down on the list with every other movie ever made (except possibly Idiocracy) under the heading “Films that have underutilized Terry Crews.”
Don’t get me wrong, Crews was awesome in The Expendables, but there should have been way more of him. This man is a towering talent who needs a better vehicle. I’m not kidding. I watched every episode of Everybody Hates Chris only because of how amazing he was in it. He took a mediocre sitcom, put it on his giant shoulders and carried it into hilarity.
I feel like because he’s a huge, jacked black guy, Crews is doomed to get typecast in Tommy “Tiny” Lister Jr. roles. But he is clearly capable of so much more than that. I would go see Eat Pray Love on opening night if Terry Crews played the romantic male lead. Or the Julia Roberts part. Whatever. Dude is unbelievable.
Then before seeing Moneyball, I suggested it would have been better-served with Crews in a lead:
We don’t spend nearly enough time discussing how great Terry Crews is. I watched about a half hour of the movie White Chicks the other night because it had Terry Crews in it. Guy steals every scene he has ever been in.
But despite all my appreciation for the man’s appreciable talents, I did not know until today that Terry Crews actually spent seven years as an NFL defensive end. Blowing my mind right now. Da Vinci is blushing.
Talking Giants with John Fennelly
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Jets postmortem with Brian Bassett
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And we’re back
A very happy New Year to you and yours. I’m up and running here at 75 Rockefeller Plaza, trying not to think about the Jets’ awful effort on Sunday.
I can’t imagine anyone really wants to hear about that by now, plus since the Titans won anyway it doesn’t really matter, but since it’s on my mind and I’m still trying to clear my head of all the pork and fried food (note: not mutually exclusive categories) I ate this week, real quick:
Santonio Holmes embarrassed himself, and benching Holmes was probably the best decision Brian Schottenheimer made all season. Y’all must know by now I’m not much for sanctimony when it comes to player behavior, but sulking about your individual opportunities has no place on a football field when a team is playing for its life, or, really, any other time.
Selfishness in baseball is fine about 95% of the time. A player working to pad his own stats — whatever that means — is going to work to get hits and home runs, and if that means occasionally eschewing sacrifice bunts and small-ball tactics it might not win him favors on the bench or in the clubhouse but it doesn’t seem likely to do his club much damage in the long run. This we’ve discussed.
Football requires 11 men operating in unison, and one squeaky, whiny wheel demanding oil can gum up the whole machine. Or something.
And not that it matters. The Jets’ engine never really ran optimally this season, and Holmes is hardly the only one to blame. Schottenheimer’s playcalling was as predictable and plodding as the inexorable march of time. Mark Sanchez spent most of the season looking somewhere between timid and terrified in the pocket, partly due to some woeful play from his offensive line, partly due perhaps to his own inability to throw the ball downfield with any professional accuracy.
But if for some masochistic reason I ever choose to look back on the Jets’ 2011 campaign, once full of hype and hope and hoopla, the lasting memory will be Holmes getting shoved out of the huddle by his own teammates: the embodiment of an offense gone awry and of Rex Ryan’s too-often misplaced faith in his players contradicted with empirical evidence.
True story: I twice fought with teammates during high-school football games. For whatever reason — and as sad as this is to admit — high-school football was about the only thing I’ve ever taken seriously, and it made me something of a red-ass on the field and in practice. The first time, a receiver I believed to be stoned was laughing on the sideline during a lopsided loss, and I overreacted. I was frustrated; it was the worst game of my football career.
The second time, a tailback who had spent most of the season suspended returned only to complain about the blocking in front of him, then taunted an offensive lineman with a speech impediment in the huddle. I lost it and shoved him off the field, then got into it with him again on the sideline later.
If I remember correctly we actually won that game — a rarity — but none of that matters now. I mention both those anecdotes only because I had figured that for the most part, guys with those type of attitude issues are weeded out long before they hit the pros — if only because the amount of work that must go into maintaining an NFL career seems likely to deter anyone who couldn’t even maintain decorum in high school games. But I guess assuming that is ignoring ample evidence to the contrary. Exhibit A: Santonio Holmes.
Whatever. Whatever, whatever. It’s depressing and I don’t really want to think about it anymore. Same old Jets, I guess is the point.
How ’bout them Hoyas?
Recapping Giants-Redskins with John Fennelly
Talking Christmas with Brian Bassett
Jets embarrass themselves
I think I blocked that game. I can’t even remember most of the details. I have some vague recollection of Santonio Holmes fumbling an early reception that was returned for a touchdown, then allowing a pass to slip through his hands and into Asante Samuel’s, then having the unmitigated gall to taunt the Eagles after a second-quarter touchdown that brought the Jets within 18 points.
Usually I’m all for innocuous trolling, but really dude? Not only is your team losing by 18, but you’re pretty much the man responsible. I think if I were some other Jet in that situation — when the last thing you need is a penalty, even on a kick-off — that’d be about the end of my patience with ol’ Tone. Just… c’mon, guy.
Previewing Jets-Eagles with Brian Bassett
Riverhead kid gets suspended, famous for Tebowing
Maybe young Connor Carroll is being completely earnest in that interview, but something about the way he twice stresses, “[Tebow] has great faith” suggests to me he’s either a) trolling everyone, or way more likely b) carefully asserting his own innocence in a manner particular to generally well-intentioned high-school wiseasses that I mastered myself at his age and still respected years later when I worked at a high school.
And to Carroll’s credit, this seems like a classic school-administration overreaction to a bunch of kids getting swept up in the latest craze, like the time my elementary school banned all items of Simpsons clothing and paraphernalia for some stupid reason. Probably some overwrought assistant principal accused these kids of making fun of Tim Tebow’s religion, which is likely eight or nine steps removed from what’s going through their heads when they Tebowing in the hallways. (UPDATE: I clearly should have read that article I linked, which says pretty explicitly, “The students were not suspended for bringing religion into the school, but instead for clogging the hallway.”)
Anyway, perhaps the least surprising part is that Tebowing-related news items like this one find their way into SportsCenter and onto ESPN.com. Some other headlines to look out for:
Colts and Ravens Continue NFL Tradition of Postgame Tebowing
BREAKING: Tim Tebow currently Tebowing
Area Man Dies Kneeling in Traffic: Is Tebowing to Blame?
Church Group Tebows at Advent Retreat
