Turning bad things into good things

Eric Simon from Amazin’ Avenue is a smart guy and apparently a damn decent one. For every one of David Wright’s strikeouts this season, he has pledged to donate $2 to CARE, a global poverty charity.

Eric has asked his readers to make similar pledges, and a hilarious outpouring of prop-pledges has followed. I’ve pledged 50 cents per Wright strikeout, plus an extra $50 if by some weird chance Alex Cora’s option doesn’t vest and another $10 if Chris Carter finishes the season with more plate appearances than Gary Matthews Jr.

I’ll probably hit you up for donations for a more self-serving cause later this summer and I hate to go to the charity well too often, but I figured I would at least pass the word along.

The media bias

This was supposed to be an SNY.tv column before I had some tech issues. It might be up there later, but I’m impatient, so here it is:

I could use this column to weigh in on Mike Francesa’s recent dismissive comments about Matt Cerrone and MetsBlog, but the post would be silly and my motivations transparent. If you read this blog or Matt’s blog with any regularity, you probably know that Matt is my colleague and buddy. Mike Francesa once read a report I wrote about Billy Wagner on his radio show word for word without crediting me or SNY.tv. So I am biased.

On that topic, though, I do feel an urge to respond to the outpouring of comments like this one that seems to follow any criticism — legitimate or otherwise — of MetsBlog or TheKnicksBlog or any new-media outlet that appears to straddle the line between journalism and fandom.

The image above is not a cube. A cube, by nature, exists in three dimensions and has volume. What you see there is merely a collection of connected lines that appear to have depth because of an optical illusion. You likely see one face of the cube in the foreground and the other in the background, and if you focus you can imagine them reversed. But it is difficult to look at the image as a series of lines on a flat surface without perceiving the illusion of depth.

Here’s the fascinating part: That’s not a universal phenomenon. It’s cultural. Because we live in a society awash with similar two-dimensional representations of depth — in art, on television, in advertisements, everywhere — our brains have learned to read depth into that image. But people from vastly different visual cultures would not see it the same way.

We are all biased in ways we never consider and rarely recognize. Our value systems, backgrounds, upbringings and experiences impact our perception just as our beliefs and opinions do. I am conscious of the specific source of my bias in the minor dustup between Cerrone and Francesa but not of the myriad deeply ingrained ones shaping the way I perceive absolutely everything.

There is no such thing as unbiased journalism because there is no such thing as unbiased anything. The ideal of disinterested reporting, though noble in theory, is misguided, especially with the world so dominated by randomness. We see stories develop and we want them to be true, so we draw inferences and connect dots and work to confirm them as reality.

That’s not to say journalists should abandon their pursuit of the truth, and I certainly don’t aim to suggest that most journalists are not conscious of any of their biases. Absolute facts must exist somewhere, and the journalist’s job is to wean them as best he can from the mire of his own perception.

And to me, the best possible first step toward that goal is honesty: exposing our affinities, reflecting as often as we can on our motivations, and disclosing the breadth of our intentions. That’s why, though I am naturally disinclined to being a company man, I believe in the work Cerrone and all of our SNY.tv bloggers are doing.

Admitting their fandom does not in any way prevent them from criticizing their favorite teams or those teams’ managements; it merely strips away the artifice that suggests people covering a team should have no vested interest in its success or failure. I know from reading TheKnicksBlog that Tommy Dee wants to see the Knicks win, so I trust that the moves he suggests and ideas he forwards are ones he believes will benefit the team. Certainly his perspective is skewed by the fact that he roots for the team, but he has never suggested otherwise.

I don’t mean this to slight traditional reporters, and I hope it doesn’t sound like any sort of pretentious new-media manifesto — I would be foolish to suggest I know what makes for a successful Web enterprise with the Internet still in adolescence. And I understand how anyone raised or trained in more traditional forms of media might struggle with the concept of fans providing news filtered through their own perspectives. But again, all media, and everything else, is filtered through someone’s perspective.

A common talking point among media-savvy Mets fans is the idea that reporters covering the team too frequently give passes to Jerry Manuel and Jeff Francoeur because they supply great quotes to fill newspapers. I will not argue that. But I will ask this: Is it conscious? Does a newspaper columnist lay off Francoeur when the right fielder is not hitting because he is aware that Frenchy makes his job easier, or is he, without knowing it, simply not inclined to rip a guy who just looked him in the eye, smiled and laughed at his joke?

I don’t know. I can’t answer for that columnist, just as I can’t speak for any other SNY.tv blogger. I only represent myself, and I know that the content on these sites, presented without pretense, does not bug me at all. Rather, it mostly strikes me as forthright, and eliminates any concern that the writer might be operating under anything but his stated motivations.

Then again, I’m probably biased.

Groundbreaking bird has terrible taste in music

I phoned up the bird shelter in Indiana where Snowball lived and talked to the director who told me his story. A man had dropped him off with a CD and the comment, “Snowball likes to dance to this.” One day, Irena Schulz, the proprietor, played “Everybody” to amuse the abandoned creature. And Snowball began to move. Irena then made the YouTube video, which immediately went viral. Millions saw it.

“Let’s design an experiment to see if this is real,” I proposed to Irena, who had a science background herself. We took the Backstreet Boys song, sped it up and slowed it down at 11 different tempos, then videoed what Snowball did to each. For 9 out of the 11 variations, the bird moved to the beat, which meant that he’d processed the music in his brain and his muscles had responded. So now we had the first documented case of a nonhuman animal who, without training, could sense a beat out of music and move to it.

Neuroscientist Aniruddh Patel, as told to the New York Times.

Now dance, bird!

And I will call it Awesomestock

Last night I read over the last couple weeks’ worth of posts here and noticed two things:

First, I’ve fallen into a nasty habit of overusing commas. If, you’ve, noticed, well, my bad.

Second, I whine too much. I suppose that’s probably because so much of the writing on this site focuses on the Mets, and there has been plenty to complain about with regards to the team lately.

But with the Amazins coming off four straight neat wins over their biggest perceived and actual rivals, I’m not in the mood to whine today. Tomorrow I will get back to questioning the Mets’ logic on roster moves and doubting Jerry Manuel’s ability to manage a bullpen. Today is for awesome stuff.

So here starts the first-ever TedQuarters Awesomestock, a day for appreciating excellent things and ignoring — ever so briefly — all the fretful ones.

A victory for us all

He’s 88, but Federal Judge Jack Weinstein is no old fogy.

The jurist sided Thursday with a city teacher who was suspended after she let eighth-graders use vulgar sex terms during a lesson on AIDS.

Weinstein said there’s no regulation against the way Faith Kramer taught the lesson – which involved words like “hooters,” “wiener” and others less printable.

John Marzulli, N.Y. Daily News.

Finally, there is legal precedent defending our right to say “hooters” and “wiener” in New York City middle schools.

It’s probably better to get a job in a middle school before you start, though. I can’t imagine they take kindly to random citizens strolling through the halls of middle schools all, “Wiener! Wiener! Hooters!’

From the Department of Questionable Decisions

Already reeling from the bad news that Daniel Murphy is out 2-6 weeks with a knee injury, Jose Reyes won’t be ready for Opening Day and their starting rotation is in shambles, the Mets were dealt another blow yesterday when closer Francisco Rodriguez abruptly left the team after he got news that a family member had been hospitalized following a car accident in Caracas, Venezuela.

Andy Martino and Christian Red, New York Daily News.

Sing it with me now: “One of these things doesn’t belong here. One of these things isn’t the same.”

Look: I’m in no position and I’m of no disposition to ever take the moral high ground. Plus I realize that the Daily News editor probably decided the paper was going to run a back-page headline “K-ROD CRISIS” and so needed to fill several inches with the story about K-Rod’s brother’s auto accident, which even the Post only had two paragraphs about.

But I mean, really? “Bad news, Mets fans: First, Mike Pelfrey allows a few homers in a Grapefruit League game, and now K-Rod’s brother is clinging to life.” I’m sorry, that doesn’t follow.

I promise this doesn’t suck nearly as much for the Mets or their fans as it does for K-Rod and his family, and especially the brother. And it sucks way, way, way, way, way worse than the Mets’ starting rotation, which sucks.

Items of no

I’m trying a little something different with the links today in an effort to get me (and you) adjusted to what I hope will become the style for an eventual site redesign that probably won’t happen for a while, since it takes me forever to do everything.

So instead of doing a links-dump post like I normally do, I’m going to try quoting snippets of interesting links and weighing in on them, which I tried to do with the John Harper piece below. Of course, with that one I ended up writing several hundred words, which is pretty much a proper blog post, and so, you know, link fail.

Let me know if this pisses you off.

Based on a survey of an incredibly small sample of readers (my wife) I felt like a lot of the links were getting glossed over, plus I spent a lot of time every morning scouring for a few last links. Also, I end up linking a lot of sites a lot of you probably read anyway, without really adding anything.

This should let me space out content a little more, save me some time for thinking about what to write about in greater detail, give me space to weigh in on more stuff, and ideally provide more interesting fodder for thought for you, the TedQuarters reader.

Oh, plus it should allow for more non-Mets stuff. When did this become exclusively a Mets blog? That was never supposed to be the plan?

Of course, I reserve the right to go back to the old format if this one doesn’t work out.

Items of note

According to Adam Rubin, John Maine will start the Mets’ second game, followed by Jon Niese, then Mike Pelfrey, then Ollie Perez. I’m guessing it’s just about spacing out Perez and Maine to spare the bullpen as best as possible.

Rob Neyer already weighed in on this, but it seems like total crap that switch-pitcher Pat Venditte is ticketed for Single-A again. I get that he has short stuff, but obviously there’s no precedent for a pitcher like him, and he dominated the level last season. No reason not to see what he can do in Double-A.

Some anonymous Met thinks the team is babying Jose Reyes. James Kannengieser makes a good point: Some anonymous Met should shut up.

Every part of the last bit here, focusing on Jamie Oliver’s new show, was amazing. Good for Colbert and good for these kids. Yes, Chicken McNuggets are kind of gross. They’re also delicious.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Thought for Food – Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie Oliver
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Items of note

You know who I feel like I overlook too frequently when I’m compiling my Lastings Milledge All-Dickens-Name team? Chauncey Billups.

If a religious sect identified me as its chosen one, even if I was sure it wasn’t the case, I’d probably just go with it. Just saying. Also hinting. I’m totally down to be your chosen one, religious sects.

Will Leitch compares the 2010 Mets to Freddy Got Fingered. I kinda liked Freddy Got Fingered. I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.