He’s 88, but Federal Judge Jack Weinstein is no old fogy.

The jurist sided Thursday with a city teacher who was suspended after she let eighth-graders use vulgar sex terms during a lesson on AIDS.

Weinstein said there’s no regulation against the way Faith Kramer taught the lesson – which involved words like “hooters,” “wiener” and others less printable.

– John Marzulli, N.Y. Daily News.

Finally, there is legal precedent defending our right to say “hooters” and “wiener” in New York City middle schools.

It’s probably better to get a job in a middle school before you start, though. I can’t imagine they take kindly to random citizens strolling through the halls of middle schools all, “Wiener! Wiener! Hooters!’