Smartphone application

This season, the New Meadowlands Stadium will offer fans free smart-phone applications that they can glance at to see video replays, updated statistics and live video from other games — and that will work only inside a stadium.

Over the next few years, stadium officials say, the applications will provide fans with statistics on the speed of players and the ball, and fantasy games that will allow them to pick players and compete against other fans.

Michael S. Schmidt, New York Times.

That sounds, well, reasonably awesome. I find it sort of hard to believe that the Jets and Giants will have any trouble selling out games in the brand-new stadium, but then I myself have never been to a regular-season* NFL game since I became a big fan of the sport. I went to one when I was six or seven, before I appreciated football.

I haven’t been since, partly because it has never really come up, partly because I appreciate the comforts of my living room on NFL Sundays. Hard to justify freezing my ass off watching one football game when I can sit in my La-Z-Boy juggling several, pounding Buffalo wings.

I imagine I’ll make it out to the new place in due time, either with a credential or with a ticket, and I’m certain the experience is an enjoyable one. But I can’t be sure they have great wings there, nor that I’ll find a comfortable setting for eating wings, which require space and wet-naps and some sort of resting place for blue cheese.

Anyway, the other thing — and please excuse the ludditry — is sometimes I get worried that smartphones hamper our enjoyment of actual, analog life. This came up in the concert post a few days ago. Is having access to nearly unlimited information and a method of sharing it always a good thing?

Don’t get me wrong: I use the hell out of my iPhone. It makes my commute more bearable and ends arguments with rapidity. But there are times when I wonder if the constant connection to the Internet distracts me from the full breadth of certain experiences. Sometimes I just want to wonder about stuff, and I hope that my imagination is not hindered by knowing that answers to most questions are just a swipe of the keypad away.

Will the smartphone enhance the live NFL experience? Damned if I know. I’m just not sure I would even want to find out, lest it take something away from the sights, smells and sounds of a live sporting event I paid big bucks to see in person.

*- I went to a preseason Jets game when I was in high school. We sat next to Adrian Murrell’s family. Nice people.

Tell Mark Sanchez something he doesn’t know

In his on-air remarks, Sanchez joked that he’d gotten grief from teammates for his love of theater….

After engaging Sanchez in a bit of small talk, Chenoweth gave bystanders in the backstage lounge a good laugh as she walked away, exclaiming rather loudly, “and by the way, you’re hot!”

Gatecrasher, N.Y. Daily News.

How ’bout the Sanchise, pulling the old “jock with a sensitive side” bit, straight out of American Pie. Oh, your tough-guy teammates make fun of your for loving the arts? Pobrecito! You’ll just have to take comfort in the arms of all the lovestruck Broadway fans currently eating this up.

And Mark Sanchez knows he’s hot, Kristin Chenoweth. He’s human, after all. He saw that heartbeat commercial too.

Mark Sanchez learning handsomely

Offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer’s top priority this offseason was to improve Sanchez’s understanding of protections.

“Mark knew the protections last year, but he didn’t really know the protections,” Schottenheimer told me. “He didn’t really know all the issues that came with the protections. That’s not unlike most young quarterbacks. So we’re trying to make him get caught up with that.”…

Schottenheimer admitted that Sanchez would have received a 75-80 grade on that test last week.

Now, here’s the amazing part: “If you gave that test to Mark at the end of the season,” Schottenheimer said, “he probably would have gotten a 50 or a 40.”

Manish Mehta, N.Y. Daily News.

If you thought Awesomestock was going to fly by without one mention of the Sanchize, well, welcome aboard, new reader. We’re talking about the quarterback OF THE FUTURE here, the white-pants wearing, boat-phone owning, celebrity bedding, potential secret Jonas Brother.

And if you thought Mark Sanchez would be content just sleeping with models atop big piles of money and enjoying all the spoils of a relatively successful rookie season, you’re wrong again.

Even while recovering from offseason knee surgery — ahead of schedule, of course — Sanchez has committed himself to learning. Handsomely learning.

All sports have their own unique set of intricacies, but I think the details of football — especially offensive football — are all too frequently overlooked by even the NFL Sunday Ticket set, the sport’s most hardcore devotees. The Mets can score runs with half their lineup not hitting and the Knicks can put up points with some scrubs on the floor, but no football team will ever move the ball reliably without all 11 men on the field executing on every play.

I’m biased because I played and coached football with more success than I ever did any other sport, but I can vouch for the fact that learning everything about a scheme — specifically every player’s assignment, as Sanchez is working to do — makes any football player much, much better.

Plenty of guys will always be content to know only their own responsibilities and with enough raw talent that should be enough to get them by. But those of us without overwhelming physical gifts stand to hugely benefit from a thorough understanding of an offense. Knowing not just what every player on the field should be doing, but why he is doing it helps a player better recognize what to do in the event something goes wrong, since plenty of plays fail to go exactly according to plan.

If Sanchez is really studying like this story makes it seem, he should have a better sense of how to adjust when a lineman misses a block and where to scramble when the protection starts to break down.

Sexily scramble.

Look at this man. He had to put down his flash cards just to answer this phone call. Stop disturbing Mark Sanchez, dammit! He’s got work to do.

Mark Sanchez chooses the most predictable, cliched karaoke song of all time, nails it

Apparently, NY Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has an off-season regimen that includes Bon Jovi songs and late nights with Lance Bass.

Bass and Sanchez hooked up for a karaoke duet at the Canal Room in NYC this past weekend.

The two busted out a version of “Livin’ on a Prayer” — and we’re told it was actually pretty good.

TMZ.com.

There’s a photo in the TMZ post, for any disbelievers. It looks exactly what you’d think it would look like when Mark Sanchez and Lance Bass sing karaoke together.

Someone needs to school the young quarterback in karaoke music choices. Somehow, and given ‘N SYNC’s music I don’t know why this is, I actually would have assumed Lance Bass had better taste than that. I’ll hold out hope that they were doing it ironically, like even moreso than how most karaoke is performed ironically.

Sanchize: Next time, choose Wham’s “Careless Whisper.” Trust me, it’s surprisingly easy to sing, and inarguably hilarious. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

McKnight rider

What’s your take on all this noise about how Joe McKnight, he of the recent draft and ZERO plays in the NFL, suddenly appears to be the biggest bust in the draft? It seems like New York sportswriters like Rich Cimini can’t get enough of talking about his issues with mental toughness and immaturity. Yet all we’ve seen of him is a brief rookie camp and a bunch of college highlights that suggest he can absolutely break a game open with his speed and quick changes in direction.

Is McKnight a victim of the gasoline fire that is the New York media? Should I really be worried about him? None of this is really adding up -– I have faith in Rex and Mike T., I don’t think they would have picked some kid who they thought would be any sort of liability (or would fail to make the team out the gate for character issues). Why are we picking on McKnight so much? Do those writers just need a story?

– NeverSeenThemWinOne, comments section.

I missed a lot of noise surrounding McKnight while on vacation, but I imagine NeverSeenThemWinOne is referring to blog posts like this one, among others.

I would say any firestorm is at least partly due to writers needing a story, as suggested. People eat up NFL offseason news — look at all the coverage around the draft and schedule announcement. So probably every paper in town assigned a writer to cover the Jets’ rookie minicamp, and McKnight — given his upside and backstory — makes for the easiest copy.

That said, he’s a fourth-round pick, so if he’s a bust it’s not like he’s Vernon Gholston. It’s entirely possible that Rex Ryan and Mike Tannenbaum drafted McKnight for his physical tools and took a calculated gamble on the character issues. It’s not like they’ve shied away from character issues this offseason, and maybe Ryan — with all his bravado — thinks he can take a talented but perhaps unmotivated kid and turn him into a superstar. The downside is he can’t, in which case the Jets wasted a fourth-round pick. Not great, but hardly a crushing blow.

As for the character issues themselves? I’ve got nothing. I know he barfed at minicamp, and that’s probably a bad sign. But minicamp doesn’t count for anything. A 22-year-old should have plenty of time to work himself into decent playing shape by the start of the actual season, and so I’ll reserve judgment on his motivation until he’s puking or otherwise unprepared when the games count.

And that recruiting stuff, and the nonsense with McKnight driving an SUV in college? Whatever. This is something I should probably tackle in an entirely different post when I have a lot more time to hash it out, but a) I’m certain that type of stuff happens way, way more often than we realize at many major NCAA programs and b) I cannot fault McKnight for driving a car he probably felt he deserved for contributing to the football team at a school with a huge and presumably hugely profitable program.

None of that stuff should really fall on McKnight anyway. Recruiting and rules violations are the school’s problem, and I can’t imagine anyone would expect a 21-year-old to police himself when offered the keys to a Land Rover.

Frankly, if anything I’m more concerned about his injury history than anything. He could turn out to be Gandhi in the locker room, but it won’t matter much if he blows out his knee.

Jets draft John Conner

Awesome.

I’m sad to see Leon Washington go, but the truth is he was actually a robot sent back from the year 2029 to play for the Jets for a few years, get hurt, sign his tender, then be traded for a fifth-round pick with which the Jets could select John Conner.

Videos two

First, talking Jets with Brian Bassett. In person, this time:

Second, making up a game show as we go along, challenging Mets fans to play GM. This was fun to tape, even if it was extremely loud in McFadden’s.

I taped the comment about Omar being not so bad compared to some Mets fans before I saw which footage our video guys chose for this show. Not pictured: The several people who said “trade David Wright” or “trade Jose Reyes,” just on principle, for the sake of trading them.

The two fellows in this screengrab are heroes, for what it’s worth: