Hooray for everybody involved.

The funny thing is the Mets somehow brought in a player that makes Frenchy look like Nick Johnson, but at least he’s a middle infielder.

They also called up Lucas Duda and Jenrry Mejia today, so that means there’s more roster shuffling to come. I imagine the Luis Hernandez Era in Flushing is over (note: see update), but some pitcher’s got to go. Pat Misch is losing his spot in the rotation so he seems a likely candidate. Obviously it should be Oliver Perez, but that would be too much happy news in one day. Got to space it out so Twitter doesn’t erupt.

Hopefully Jerry Manuel gives Duda a chance to show what his ridiculous Triple-A performance was all about. Apparently he’s not much of an outfielder, but if he can put up the .880 OPS his Major League equivalency suggests, then he’s a massive improvement over Frenchy even if he’s Benny Agbayani out there. I assume Angel Pagan will play right field mostly the rest of the way with Duda and Chris Carter splitting time in left, but then guessing how Jerry Manuel is going to divvy up playing time is a fool’s errand.

As for Frenchy, well, I wish I could say he will be missed. Like I said earlier, the whole thing was just growing tiresome in every way. It wasn’t even fun to troll Francoeur fans anymore. Here’s hoping he comes to accept his role as a righty bench bat and fourth outfielder. And hey, maybe if he keeps working on his plate discipline every single offseason, it will click one of these years.

He does seem like a damn decent dude, for what it’s worth, and there’s obviously a reason the beat writers are so enamored of him. Of course, the whole “team guy” thing doesn’t really hold up when you start making play-me-or-trade-me demands despite being the worst regular right fielder in baseball. But I imagine I will find him much more entertaining to watch now that he’s not playing for the team I want to win.

UPDATE: I didn’t realize it’s September already. Good call by garik16 below — Luis Hernandez doesn’t have to go anywhere, nor do any pitchers.

There’s at least a chance Jeff Francoeur could be spending his last day as a New York Met.

Two MLB sources told ESPNNewYork.com that the Texas Rangers are looking for a right-handed-hitting outfielder for the bench and are considering Francoeur.

“His name has definitely been talked about,” one source said.

– Adam Rubin, ESPN.com.

Wait, you mean considering him, like, unironically? His name has been “talked about” and not talked about like, “Let’s get a right-handed hitting outfielder but definitely not Jeff Francoeur”?

In all seriousness — and as I’ve mentioned here before — if you wanted Frenchy to use him exclusively as a righty bench bat and replacement outifelder, meaning he’d never face right-handed pitchers, he wouldn’t be the worst choice in the world. He has a career .820 OPS against southpaws and a .767 mark this season.

I hope it happens. I’d like to see some fresh blood in the outfield, and I’ve grown sick of the whole Francoeur thing. I’m basically mailing in my Francoeur jokes at this point. It’s just tiresome.

It’s not a market where you can go young.

– Omar Minaya, on New York.

Man, this gets my ire up. You know what I’d like, just once? I’d like to root for a team that doesn’t worry about what type of market it’s in and instead concerns itself only with putting together a winning ballclub.

I wish I could run an experiment. Me and another GM get identical teams in identical cities with identical situations. The other GM has to worry about selling tickets in the particular market, pleasing the press and appeasing the offseason whims of the fan base. Me, I just focus on putting the best possible baseball team on the field.

Who do you think sells more tickets in the end? Whose network gets better ratings? Whose ballpark ads yield more money? Which GM then has more revenue to invest back in the team, in free agents, the farm system, the draft and international scouting?

So Jenrry Mejia went ahead and had his way with the Syracuse Chiefs last night, allowing five hits, one run and one walk and whiffing nine over eight innings. Apparently he yielded mostly ground balls, too, like he did in most of his starts in Binghamton. Electric stuff, they say.

And word is the Mets are thinking of calling him up to start Saturday’s game in Chicago, which I will be attending. So that’s awesome.

Let’s put aside for a moment the silly bullpen experiment that nearly everyone on the Internet knew was a terrible idea from the outset and instead think of how much brighter the future will look if the Mets get a few decent starts out of Mejia in the waning days of this weird, crummy and often stupid season.

And then let’s stop, take a deep breath and remember that Mejia’s still a baby in baseball terms, and that entering 2011 counting on him as a member of the rotation — no matter how well he performs in an audition this year — with no contingency plan would be foolhardy.

I’m getting ahead of myself. This is really an offseason concern. But then there’s not much left to talk about outside of the Mets’ epic middling. So here’s this: Regardless of what happens in September the Mets would be wise to bring in a solid starter in the winter.

I’ve still got my concerns over whether Mejia’s ready for Major League competition, and no 35 1/3 Minor League innings and four or five September starts are likely to change that.

And it seems like the Mets might be best served bringing him along slowly at first next year in Triple-A, giving him more time to hone his secondary offerings and limiting his innings, then unleashing him on the big leagues midseason or something. I don’t know; I’m no expert and I kind of hope he proves me wrong because as a fan I’m excited as anything for him. But I’m trying to remain patient.

I don’t think there’s any particular harm in a September audition, mind you, and I’m obviously interested to see how Mejia performs. I just don’t think it’ll be enough of a sample to show us anything meaningful.

In the meantime, enjoy some electric stuff:

Blow up the team and start over. Forget about the Core Four. The core is rotten. Reyes keeps breaking down. Beltran has arthritic knees. David Wright hasn’t been right since he was beaned in the head last year, and he hasn’t ever truly gotten comfortable at Citi Field or stepped up as a vocal leader in the clubhouse.

You ask, “What will the Mets do about a power hitter and a major league quality shortstop?” How far has it gotten them in the last four years? What has this group done? Come up short in the NLCS, gotten overtaken with a seven-game lead in the division with 17 games to play, fallen out of the money for four straight years. The only untouchable — and that would be the case anyway because of his salary — is Santana.

Blow it up.

– Tim Smith, N.Y. Daily News.

OK, exhale. I’ve really been working hard — and succeeding, I think — to not make this site a Daily News watchdog blog. But upon receiving my third or fourth reader email from about this particular column this weekend, I figured I should tackle its thesis. Plus, this way I’ll have something in the bag to link to for the inevitable onslaught of “BLOW UP THE CORE” columns to come in the offseason.

Smith’s effort is more or less a compendium of the nonsense typically bandied about regarding the Mets, some of it accurate, some of less so. He writes that their front office seems to have no plan, which often appears true. He also blusters about players tossing Frisbees in the outfield before a game — precisely the type of thing that earns a winning team labels like “carefree” and “fun-loving,” and something plenty of teams do that seems like just as good a way to stretch out the legs as any.

Smith then asserts that the Mets cut Alex Cora for financial reasons rather than general scrubbiness, that Carlos Beltran and Luis Castillo ruined the clubhouse chemistry, and that — this is the best part — Francisco Rodriguez was reacting to the front office’s lack of strategy when he punched his girlfriend’s father in the face.

Finally he comes to the conclusion that it’s time to “forget about the Core Four.” This is fascinating for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the label “Core Four.” I thought that was a Yankee thing. Who knew? Apparently in the Mets’ case the Core Four I am to forget about refers to David Wright, Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran and Johan Santana.

The particular suggestion is problematic because it reflects something akin to an underpants-gnome approach to sports analysis. David Wright and Jose Reyes are the best players on the Mets this year. The Mets will not win a World Series this year. Thus, the Mets will not win a World Series with David Wright and Jose Reyes as their best players.

That’s perhaps an oversimplification, but the fundamental lapse in logic is the same.

The problem has never been that the Mets are building around “rotten” players, but that they’ve done a rotten job building around good players. The Mets have gotten the second-worst production in the National League out of their first basemen in 2010, the worst out of their second basemen and the worst out of their right fielders.

And you’re telling me the problems are with the guys that can actually play? The young guys under reasonable contracts, no less?

I’ve put aside Beltran for the sake of this argument because his situation is entirely different from Reyes’ and Wright’s. He’s older and he’s playing poorly, and he’s got a bone-on-bone condition in his knee that isn’t going anywhere and an $18.5 million deal for next season.

We’ve still only seen a very small sample of Beltran this season, and who knows what time, strength and more rehab will bring. But the Mets almost certainly will try to trade Beltran, very likely in vain, even if he’s got that whole no-trade thing. Arguing to trade him, though, is a very different thing than arguing to “blow up the core.”

Ugh. I don’t even know why I’m bothering with this. There’s really nothing more pointless than impassioned missives to trade players for the sake of trading them with no set target in mind. It’s the worst type of radio gaga, the type of nonsense I shouldn’t even indulge. Look: Trade Reyes for Felix Hernandez? Yeah, sign me up. That one probably isn’t on the table, though.

Here’s the thing: It’s really, really hard to win the World Series. It’s hard to make the playoffs even. I’m not saying the Mets do a good job of it, or even do a good job of working towards it.

But a great step in that direction — the best step, even — is having excellent players in their primes. That’s really the whole idea. Trading excellent players in their primes only because you’ve been thus far unable to capitalize on the primes of those excellent players is not a good way to run a baseball team. Decidedly not.

David Wright and Jose Reyes are excellent players in their primes. Trading them for other excellent players in their primes in the right deal might be reasonable.

Trading them for the sake of trading them would be stupid.