Classless Mets subject sensitive poet to hurricane

The Mets placed Scott Hairston on the disabled list and called up 40-year-old pitcher Miguel Batista, who also writes poetry and detective fiction.

They also announced that the games on Saturday and Sunday are postponed, so if we don’t see Batista tonight, we won’t until at least Monday. No word yet on whether Batista will ultimately start in Jon Niese’s place, or if he believes he can find inspiration in the forthcoming hurricane.

Meanwhile, judging by the general panic level out on the streets of Manhattan, Metro-North is going to be a nightmare this afternoon. So I’m going to go get on that. You stay wherever you are and keep clicking around on this site. Maybe print out some classic TedQuarters material to read by candlelight if you lose power.

 

One more time, for emphasis

I’ve been through this several times before. One more time:

David Wright’s contract with the Mets includes a $16 million team option for 2013. This option belongs only to the Mets. If Wright were to be traded, the acquiring team would enjoy only one full season of his services under the terms of his current contract.

That means the Mets would be trading two years of David Wright to a team that would only get one year of David Wright. With bold text:

Mets trade: Two years of David Wright.

Team X receives: One year of David Wright.

Again: Team X, here, would have to trade enough to make the Mets willing to give up two years of Wright’s services, but for that, Team X would only get Wright for one season.

Is that clear? Because it strikes me as important, and almost no one brings it up when discussing whether the Mets should or will trade Wright.

Given the nature of Wright’s contract, the only way a deal between the Mets and Team X makes sense is if the clubs differ greatly in how they value the players involved.

If the Mets believe Wright is not worth $31 million over the next two seasons, they can deal him and free up payroll to spend elsewhere. If they think Wright is an unclutch loser, and if at board meetings Mets executives throw around sophisticated analysis like, “he is part of the problem, not part of the solution,” they can trade him for the sake of trading him and relish a fresh start with (presumably) inferior ballplayers.

None of that seems likely. And moving Wright now, coming off a season riddled by injury following two a touch below the superstar standard he established from 2005-2008, represents dealing him at the nadir of his value.

I imagine this is an utterly useless blog post, as most people bothering to read it already understand the various reasons the Mets should not and likely will not trade David Wright, and anyone who believes the Mets should trade Wright will argue he’s not worth the $31 million through 2013 anyway and they should get what they can for him now.

If you need me I’ll be over here, shouting to myself.

You have let me down, Internet

The lineup is in, and it’s Jeter, Jeter and more Jeter.

The Algonquin Seaport Theater, which is planning a Derek Jeter-themed one-act festival next month, revealed on Wednesday the plays that made the cut from the call for the competition last month, made shortly after Jeter reached his much-heralded 3,000th hit.

Julie Shapiro, DNAInfo.com.

Dammit, how is it possible I’m only hearing about this now that the plays have been selected? This could have been my big break, Internet, and you failed to notify me in a timely fashion! I’m very disappointed.

I should probably check this out, though. And maybe get working now on my Mark Sanchez one-act for whenever that opportunity arises.

Via Bronx Banter.

New Mostly Mets Podcast

Here’s this week’s Mostly Mets Podcast. It’s also on iTunes here.

You’ll note that after the first 40 minutes or so, there’s a distinct lack of me.

What happened was this: I went on a rant about the 2008 Mets that elevated the very form of podcasting to the realm of high art. It was so beautiful that Toby started weeping uncontrollably and his tears flooded his keyboard and shorted his computer. He didn’t realize we were no longer recording until after my sermon had swollen to its exquisite, revelatory climax and I passed out from its gravity, sort of like the guy in The Scarlet Letter.

So Toby and Patrick went back and re-recorded the second half here.

O, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Omar Minaya said] he had very good teams in 2006, 2007 and 2008, but each club just couldn’t ‘close things out.’ He says he still wonders what else he could have done to have kept that from happening.

MetsBlog.com.

I mention this not to bury Minaya any deeper, but because we discussed the last game of the 2008 season last night in a part of the Mostly Mets Podcast that didn’t actually get recorded due to technical difficulties.

Minaya wants to know what else he could have done to help that club “close things out.”

In that game, the last game in the history of Shea Stadium, with the playoffs on the line, 22-year-old Nick Evans hit fifth and Ramon Martinez hit sixth. Both Marlon Anderson and Robinson Cancel were used as pinch-hitters.

The Robinson Cancel.

Who is Yu?

Over at SNY Why Guys, Rob Steingall takes a look at Yu Darvish, the young Japanese right-hander rumored to be bound for the Majors next season.

If Darvish is posted, there’ll be a ton of hype around him: He’ll be 25 in August, he throws in the mid-90s, and he has been completely dominant in Japan for years. Then there’ll be backlash: Hideo Nomo is still the best starting pitcher to have come over from the NPB, and much-hyped Japanese imports Hideki Irabu and Daisuke Matsuzaka fell short of expectations.

But Darvish has been significantly better than all those guys were in Japan. And it’s silly to cite a couple of examples as concrete evidence that Japanese pitchers won’t live up to the hype (or salaries) in the U.S., plus 25-year-old free-agent pitchers that appear to have big upside don’t come along every day. The whole thing’s going to be pretty interesting, assuming it happens.

ANALYSIS!

Seriously, though: Will Dice-K’s struggles bring down Darvish’s price tag and posting fee? Is that fair? Should the Mets, financially strapped but without many other options for frontline starting pitching, join the bidding?

Hey everyone, let’s get ahead of ourselves!

The greatest show on Earth

Heed this warning…you may not want to drive on Oak St. on Sunday night.

That’s because right-handed sluggers Valentino Pascucci, Zach Lutz and Josh Satin have been announced as the three players scheduled to participate in Sunday, August 28’s Home Run Derby, presented by Blackberry, following the Bisons game against the Rochester Red Wings.

Blake Arlington, Buffalo Bisons.

How long is the drive to Buffalo?