The Ronny Paulino era in Flushing is over

Amid widespread postseason reports of wholesale clubhouse wickedness — from intentionally muddling Ray Ramirez’s perfectly rendered team health reports to framing Charlie Samuels to spraying some of that sour-tasting dog-ass stuff on Mike Pelfrey’s hand to plotting arson on Lucas Duda’s locker — Ronny Paulino got cut last night.

For what it’s worth, I spent plenty of time around the clubhouse this year and never noticed anything vile out of Paulino. He seemed quiet, perhaps aloof — content to sit at his locker and entertain himself with whatever it is ballplayers do on their portable electronic devices (presumably the same thing I do: NBA Jam). I spotted him sharing important-seeming scouting-type stuff with Mike Nickeas a couple of times, and Paulino obliged whenever I asked him about catching various pitchers. (If I recall correctly, he did not participate in the team’s late-developing Hawaiian-shirt day, but don’t quote me on that.)

He didn’t really do much else for the Mets, though, so his loss is not really one worth lamenting. After an awesome start to the season, Paulino finished with a typical .268/.312/.351 line and did little of his trademark damage against left-handers, maintaining only a small-sample .752 OPS against southpaws — well below his career .860 mark in that split. And his defense didn’t look so hot either.

So for all those reasons, Sandy Alderson and the SABRos didn’t deem Paulino worth whatever he would have made in arbitration and cut him loose on the unsuspecting baseball world. He’ll undoubtedly turn up somewhere, and perhaps his knack for torching lefties will present itself in more opportunities and outweigh his poor defense and incendiary clubhouse presence.

Right now, the Mets have only Nickeas behind Josh Thole on the 40-man roster. Toby Hyde covered a lot of this yesterday: Nickeas looks to be a great defensive catcher, has a tremendous head of hair and is about the nicest guy you’ll ever meet in a big-league clubhouse, but he’s not much of a hitter. There’s some new evidence (of which yours truly has made Nickeas aware) suggesting that catcher defense can save a team a lot of runs over the course of a season.

Perhaps Alderson’s on board? Maybe the Mets have determined the runs they’ll save with Nickeas’ defense plus the roughly $1 million difference in payroll they’ll have to allocate elsewhere will amount to more than the difference between the runs produced by Paulino or an offensive-minded catcher of his ilk and a light-hitting defensive specialist like Nickeas? Does that make sense?

So I guess, as an equation, it would look like:

(Runs saved by Nickeas – Runs saved by Paulino) + $1 million > (Runs produced by Paulino – Runs produced by Nickeas)

Or maybe they’ve got something else up their sleeve. Or maybe they’re really just out of money.

The Mets also cut Whitestone native Mike Baxter last night, which raised at least a couple of eyebrows because it left only Kirk Nieuwenhuis and Fernando Martinez on the 40-man roster behind the starting outfielders. Baxter’s no All-Star, but he’s a lefty hitter and looked to be a decent defensive outfielder capable of backing up all three positions — probably a fine fifth outfielder.

After years of fretting over such moves I’ve learned it’s silly to waste too many words on them in December, but it’s a little funny that Baxter fell victim to the numbers crunch when he appears apt to fill a need for the club in 2012. Baxter’s 2010 line from Triple-A Portland translates to a perfectly decent .260/.327/.422 line in Flushing, which would make him A) a very good bench player and b) way better than Jason Bay.

 

Mets take out $40 million loan

Thus spake the New York Times, at least.

The way I see it, this is a lot like that time in college when I needed to convince my boss to give me an advance on my paycheck so I could cover my rent for the month and then had to drive up to Maryland to get it from him, only like 100,000 times that. And then I still wound up playing the trombone on the corner for a few hours to make some spending cash.

Seriously though I don’t really know what it means. I can’t even get American Express to increase my spending limit, and it’s way less than $40 million. Sure doesn’t sound good.

None of the cash influx is going to Ronny Paulino. More on that in a minute.

Mets add three dudes

The Mets signed pitchers Jeremy Hefner and Garrett Olson and catcher Lucas May today. All three appear ticketed for Buffalo, but one note on May:

With Reno this season, the righty hitting May actually fared much better against right-handed pitchers than against lefties. But for much of May’s Minor League career, he has been pretty great against southpaws. Check it out, these are his year-by-year pre-2011 lines against left-handers:

2005 – Low-A (106 PAs): .176/.208/.324
2006 – Low-A (142 PAs): .275/.348/.486
2007 – High-A (158 PAs): .365/.394/.643
2008 – AA (121 PAs): .250/.306/.482
2009 – AA (76 PAs): .388/.461/.716
2010 – AAA (122 PAs): .339/.410/.642

The only thing I can find about May’s defense is this note in John Sickels’ Top 20 Dodgers prospects for 2010, which mentions that May’s defense is “still an issue.” And May converted to catcher before the 2007 season after playing shortstop and outfield in his first professional seasons. So he’s probably not Crash Davis back there, in terms of experience or staff-handling ability or whatever.

But if the Mets don’t want to tender a contract to Ronny Paulino for whatever reason, and they don’t want to enter 2012 carrying Mike Nickeas’ bat on the roster, maybe May sneaks his way onto the team? All the above listed samples are tiny, but it appears likely he’s capable of hitting lefties in a platoon role. And if his defense has improved with experience, maybe he’ll prove to be a cheaper version of what the Mets hoped for from Paulino.

Or, more likely, he’s the second coming of Dusty Ryan. But hey, I saw Dusty Ryan hit some pretty awesome home runs in Spring Training.

Jets win boring-ass football game

But that’s a good thing, isn’t it? The Chiefs looked terrible, but it would have been eminently Jets-ish for the Jets to win or lose a thriller with Tyler Palko suddenly looking like late-period Joe Montana. Instead, he looked like Sackbait McGillicuddy, enough so that by early in the second half when the bartender switched to the far more compelling Redskins-Patriots affair, Palko was the sympathetic embodiment of an awful one-sided football mess. Been there.

The Jim Leonhard thing could spell bad news, though.

Braun cheats, Tebow wins, people care, world turns

NL MVP, awesome baseball player and awful t-shirt kingpin Ryan Braun tested positive for PEDs. He claims it’s BS. Some sportswriters want to re-vote for the MVP award, as if they can undo Braun’s contributions to the 2011 Brewers and deem them less valuable if they were tainted, as if Braun — if the test is upheld despite his appeal — will not be punished enough by the 50-game suspension mandated by Major League Baseball as fair retribution for failing a test and the career’s worth of scorn and sanctimony and suggested asterisks he’ll suffer for his indiscretion.

And we could again go through how weird and pathetic and desperate a guy like Braun must be to jeopardize his long-term health to attempt to make himself ever-so-slightly more awesome at baseball, but at this point I’m certain every single baseball fan in the world is firm in his or her opinions about steroids. People still seem to care a whole lot, but I’m finding it difficult. It sucks, but mostly it sucks to have to think about and listen to anymore.

In Denver, the Broncos won their sixth straight game and their seventh in eight since Tim Tebow was named their starting quarterback. Most of these games have featured late-game comebacks, in large part because Tebow cannot complete a pass in the first three quarters of a football game.

This particular game seemed to have more to do with Matt Prater’s blessed leg than any Tebow-inspired miracles, and it strikes me that the Broncos might save themselves a hell of a lot of anxiety if they could do any type of scoring earlier in games. But it is becoming more and more difficult to ignore the possibility that there exists some sort of actual Magic of Tebow, as hard as that may be to believe.

It’s a topic rich with high-stakes symbolism that will inevitably be hashed out elsewhere and that I have neither the time nor the stomach to endeavor on this blog today. Count me among the hopeful skeptics: I still suspect Tim Tebow actually kind of sucks, this bizarre run will turn out to be a strange hiccup, NFL defenses will figure this all out, and years from now we’ll look back and giggle at how we all let our imaginations storm over us like, well… like a hard-charging 2011 Tim Tebow on a triumphant fourth-quarter touchdown drive.

But wouldn’t it be cool if it was real?