Hey, football’s back

Like, real football, not the stupid preseason or the draft or the fantasy gurutizing or the NFL Stay of Injunction Spectacular 2K11.

There’s been a bunch of talk in the news about the Jets’ home-field advantage — or lack thereof. Mike Salfino took a look and found that the big difference in the Jets’ play at home and on the road lies with their quarterback.

It’s interesting, but I have to assume this is randomness. Obviously any stat-tracking in the NFL relies on smaller sample sizes than in baseball, but what would we say if a baseball player showed a marked home/road split after 37 games? I know what I’d say: This probably has more to do with chance and match-ups than it does any psychological trouble playing in the home stadium.

I mean, he looks pretty comfortable there:

Up came Val Pascucci

With two out and none on in the eighth inning of the second game of a double-header between the Mets and Braves on Thursday night, Jason Bay squeaked a single past the shortstop. Willie Harris left the on-deck circle and walked toward the Mets’ dugout. As Harris stepped down the stairs toward the bench, up came Val Pascucci.

When the stadium P.A. announced Pascucci into the game, the thousand-some fans left in the ballpark cheered — some politely, some heartily, some with the type of slap-happy fervor brought on by 17 innings of underwhelming baseball spread out over six and a half hours.

Pascucci’s last at bat came at Shea Stadium, which no longer exists, for the Montreal Expos, who no longer exist. He went 3-for-4 in that game, but after the season signed with the Chiba Lotte Marines when manager Bobby Valentine promised him regular playing time and the new Nationals management could not.

He played two seasons in Japan, then returned to the U.S. and played five years of Triple-A ball in five different home cities and for five different organizations.

“This guy’s a legend in my office,” said a voice in the press box when Pascucci stepped to the plate. “A mythical legend.”

“A mythical legend?” someone asked. “What the hell does that mean?”

“Well… he hits a ton of home runs in the Minors every year,” said the first voice as Pascucci took strike one from Eric O’Flaherty.

A cowbell clanged out through stretches of empty seats in Citi Field’s upper deck. “Everybody hit!” someone yelled from the field level.

O’Flaherty fired a fastball and Pascucci swung over it, a massive uppercut. With an 0-2 count, the pitcher threw a slider below the strike zone, and Pascucci laid off.

After a pickoff attempt, O’Flaherty hung a slider over the middle of the plate. Pascucci lined it into left field, his first Major League hit in six years and 342 days. Pinch-runner Jason Pridie jogged out to first base, and Pascucci returned to the dugout.

Sandwiches of Citi Field: Barbecue Beef Bologna

I loved bologna sandwiches when I was a kid. They were my go-to elementary school lunch: Bologna and cheese on white bread, dry. I don’t know when or why I grew out of it, but by the time I worked in the deli I found myself somewhere between suspicious and judgmental every time an adult came in and ordered a bologna sandwich.

Why do kids and adults have such starkly different tastes in food? Is there science on this? It seems like kids generally prefer simple, unsubtle food. I know taste buds supposedly change, but are kids’ taste buds not fully developed or something?

Wait, focus: I got a Barbecued Beef Bologna sandwich from Blue Smoke in Citi Field’s center-field concourse. It looked like this:

That’s a sesame-seed brioche bun with pickles, onions, barbecue sauce and a huge, huge hunk of bologna. You can’t tell from the picture but the meat has got to be almost an inch thick — unlike any bologna I’ve had before.

The sandwich tasted a lot better than I expected it would given my apprehension about the bologna. Barbecue sauce and pickles, you might know, make a great combination of sweetness and tanginess. I’m not normally a big fan of the onion but these were sliced so thin that they hardly affected the texture but still provided a nice bit of flavor.

That bologna, though. It wasn’t that it was awful — the flavor was hot-doggy and good and matched well with the rest of it. It’s just that the texture of a giant bologna steak… it’s weird. It’s almost too tender, like meat-nougat or something. I hoped the barbecuing might mean some crispiness to the outside but that wasn’t the case.

If bologna is your thing, by all means, check this sandwich out. It’s about as good as I can imagine a bologna sandwich being. But for my money, if I’m going to Blue Smoke I’d much rather have the pulled pork or fried chicken sandwiches.

Various Mets talking about Daniel Herrera’s screwball

Daniel Herrera throws a pitch not often seen in the professional ranks these days: The screwball. Before Thursday’s double-header, I asked him and his catchers about it. I included my questions below where necessary:

Herrera: I learned to throw it in college. When I was a freshman I had a pretty bad changeup, and I dropped my arm slot to get more movement on my fastball. I started fooling around with grips and different ways to throw it, so pretty much I was just kind of pronating my changeup more and more until the spin was on the side. And eventually the spin started getting on top, moving like a curveball.

It was just messing around with a lot of things, a lot of trial error with what would hurt my arm and what wouldn’t. It definitely puts a lot of torque on my arm, but thankfully my elbow has held out.

I started throwing it in games my sophomore year in college. Since then it’s been my bread and butter pitch. I don’t think I’d have much of a chance if I didn’t have it.

I use it more heavily to righties. For lefties, it kind of comes back to them. I still throw it to lefties quite a bit, but I favor it to right-handed hitters.

Me: I read that you throw it with the index finger off the ball.

Herrera: (Grabs a ball and demonstrates the grip. It looks like a circle change, but with the index finger bent behind the knuckle of the thumb and a big space between the middle and ring fingers. The middle finger runs along one seam, with the ring and pinky fingers gripping the opposite side of the ball.) Yeah, I use the horseshoe to really pull down the ball. These two fingers (the ring and pinky) are basically for comfort, and the thumb just holds it in the hand. But the index finger is definitely off the ball.

When I release it, it’ll be right around here (turns his hand over so the circle made by his thumb and pinky faces straight down). Same arm slot, just a different release.

I know that hitters can see it more than my other pitches because it goes up out of the hand. It’s the only pitch that goes up before it comes down. Everything else is straight and then starts moving, and the breaking ball kind of goes around like a Frisbee. The screwball, when I do throw it, goes up.

Me: Do you know of anyone else that throws the screwball?

Herrera: I’ve talked to an old pitching coach I had with the Reds, Tom Browning. He used to throw it back when he pitched, but I don’t know anyone else who throws it now.

Mike Nickeas: His first day was in Washington. He came in, and I hadn’t had a chance to talk to him about his stuff. I heard he had a screwball. It was pretty neat. I was pleasantly surprised — he’s really effective. He throws the big one that acts like a curveball from a righty, and he has one that he throws lower that kind of dies before it gets to the plate.

It moves a lot, and the speed change is really dramatic. A lot of guys get out on the front side, and it’s a great pitch for groundballs -– easy outs.

I’ve never seen one before. It’s something that was new to me, and I was kind of nervous in anticipation, waiting to see what it was going to do. And it was pretty good, I was impressed.

Me: Is it a tough pitch to catch?

Nickeas: The knuckleball’s tougher just because it’s unpredictable. Once I get a feel for Herrera, I know which was it’s going to go. The knuckleball’s still the worst thing you have to deal with as a catcher.

Josh Thole: It’s a good pitch. It’s different. It looks like a changeup more than anything, but it’s different when you know what’s coming. I don’t know what it would look like when I’m hitting.

It’s the first time I’ve ever seen one. I’ve seen it on TV and all that, but it’s different. It’s an effective pitch for him. It moves pretty much like a right-handed curveball, I guess is the best way to put it.

Ronny Paulino: I think the knuckleball is more difficult. It’s weird rotation, no question. It’s weird; I faced him but it looked totally different. It looks different when you face him and when you catch it. It’s hard to explain.

 

Meh

I spent most of this morning waiting on hold for health-insurance reps and now I’m bound for the ballpark. I’ll post something here in the afternoon, but for now enjoy this highlights montage from Season 2 of Wipeout that is for some reason set to a Ricky Martin song.