More Twitter Q&A stuff

OK, at Shea it was in the right-field home-run territory in the Loge section. Not only were the blue seats the lowest you could easily sneak into with an upper-deck ticket, but I appreciated the perspective that amount of height provided. Higher up at Shea was kind of, well, high up.

The Loge was perfect. Plus in those right-field seats, you could reasonably hope a lefty would pull a home run your way, or lean over the rail and banter with John Franco. And they provided quick access to the closest thing Shea offered to Citi’s center-field dining concourse area, the ol’ right-field food court down the ramp. The only problem was you couldn’t see much of the main scoreboard from that angle.

But I had a long time and a lot of games at Shea to formulate that opinion, and I’m not sure I’m ready to commit to one location at Citi yet.

Sometimes when I want a break from my computer screen and the airport-lounge ambience of the press box, I grab a seat along the third-base line in the Excelsior level for a few innings. It’s a good angle and a good height for seeing the whole field. For now I’d say it’s there.

Last I checked the Mets still have like a 1 in 200 shot of making the playoffs this year, so you don’t really have to wait if you’re into unrealistic hopes. But if you’re talking slightly more realistic unrealistic World Series hopes, give it six months.

There’s no doubt the Mets’ front office has a lot of work to do this offseason, and it’d be foolish to assume all the things that went right for the club in 2011 go the same way in 2012. But a bunch of things went wrong for these Mets too, and it’s crazy to go writing off next season for a team that is to date above .500, features a bunch of decent to excellent players on the short side of 30, and boasts (and will continue to boast) one of the largest payrolls in the Majors.

Good teams can come together quickly, and if a bunch of things fall right for the Mets in 2012 they could certainly contend. Is it likely they’ll make the World Series? Hell no. But it’s not likely any team will make the World Series.

I promise come mid-March the optimists among us will all be looking at a glass half-overflowing, envisioning the ways in which the old-ass Phillies will certainly relinquish their stranglehold on the division and the Braves’ entire crop of promising young arms will turn to crap.

A couple of things: First, I’m not really qualified to comment on the general clubhouse attitude. Like some 90% of credentialed media covering the Mets, I do not travel with the team. I get out to cover maybe a third of their home games, meaning nearly all of my access to the players comes in the Citi Field clubhouse. And the facilities at Citi Field are expansive enough that it’s rare there are many players in the locker-room area at the same time.

Someone covering the team beat might be better suited to measure the clubhouse attitude, though beat writers, like all of us, are subject to biases. Anyone just covering home games able to speak with authority about team chemistry is either wildly speculating or a much better journalist than I am. Either scenario seems likely.

Anyway, the most important thing is I’m not sure any of it matters. When Ruben Tejada came up last night in the bottom of the eighth, was he thinking “I need to get on so we can make the playoffs,” or “I need to get on so I can start next year,” or simply, “I need to get on”? I’d guess the latter. As discussed here, it’s often difficult (and pointless) to distinguish selfishness from effort in baseball. In other words, I can’t say exactly why they’re trying to win, but I can say with some confidence that they’re trying very hard to win.

Twitter Q&A-type thing

I would not subject any current Met to something like that. If you’re including historical Mets, I’d have to say Jeff Kent or Guillermo Mota.

One time I sat on the beach area outside the Jones Beach ampitheater during a Goo Goo Dolls concert. Luckily I couldn’t hear much. I don’t remember which high-school era love interest put me up to that.

I think going to a Goo Goo Dolls concert with Guillermo Mota might make for some pretty funny web video.

How are we defining “major” here? I’ll use this potentially accurate list, eliminating Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks, which obviously don’t count, and Domino’s, which doesn’t seem like it should count. And I’ll say:

1. Taco Bell: Obviously. Best combination of value, taste and general hilarity.
2. Wendy’s: Best burger, best fast-food bacon, high standard of service.
3. KFC: Points for originality, the only fried-chicken place on the list.
4. McDonald’s: Good because it tastes like McDonald’s, not necessarily because it tastes good.
5. Pizza Hut: Bad even in China, elevated here only by breadsticks*, affiliation with Taco Bell.
6. Subway: Offensive to actual sandwich artists.
7. Burger King: It makes me queasy to even think of how to explain why I dislike Burger King.

*- In an absolute emergency situation, the sauce that accompanies Pizza Hut breadsticks makes an OK substitute for taco sauce if they didn’t put any packets in your bag.

Right now it’s the 2010 group and it’s not even really close. I wrote a lot last year about my coming to have faith in Mike Tannenbaum and Rex Ryan and their ability to evaluate and employ NFL talent, and to a large extent that’s still the case.

But here you’re talking about replacing Braylon Edwards, a guy who undoubtedly endured certain lapses but still a 28-year-old physically elite NFL receiver, with a fellow who has spent the last two years in prison. And Mason is 37. I don’t think either Burress or Mason is a bad pickup — Ryan and Tannenbaum have shown they can squeeze value out of older players — but there’s just no way to say they stack up to Edwards and Cotchery without having seen Burress play a down.

I don’t blame the Jets for doing so, of course. And I don’t really understand why it’s such a big story that Rex Ryan keeps hyping up his own players. That’s what Rex Ryan does, and it’s what coaches should do. Maybe Ryan does it with a bit more gusto than most, but the real news would be if he came out and said, “yeah, our receivers don’t look so hot this year.”

How odd is Uggla’s streak?

Hitting streaks come mostly due to randomness and good fortune. Think about it: Plenty of hitters wind up with more than 162 hits in a season, averaging more than a hit a game. It stands to reason that every so often a player will put together a run of 30 or so straight games with a hit by chance alone.

We know how well-struck balls sometimes find fielders’ gloves and dribblers sometimes squeak through holes in the infield. Sure, occasionally a guy enjoys a hitting streak when he happens to be going well, but plenty of hitters take an ofer in the midst of a hot stretch due to a bad luck or good discipline, and many times we’ve seen guys lauded for very empty hitting streaks reaching into the double digits.

That’s all a long-winded qualifier to say I don’t put too much stock in Dan Uggla’s current hitting streak except as the entertaining baseball novelty that it is. And Uggla’s run in particular is interesting because Uggla does not profile at all as the type of hitter to produce such a streak. He walks a lot, he strikes out a ton, and he never posts a high batting average.

Using baseball-reference.com and the Daily News‘ complete list of players with 30-game hitting streaks, I compared Uggla’s season and career batting averages to the other men who have hit in at least 30 straight games.

Turns out Uggla is the lowest in both categories — by a wide margin in the former. Of the 32 guys on the list, 26 hit at least .300 for the season.

Player Year Hitting streak Season average Career average
Joe DiMaggio 1941 56 .357 .325
Pete Rose 1978 44 .302 .303
George Sisler 1922 41 .420 .340
Ty Cobb 1911 40 .420 .366
Paul Molitor 1987 39 .353 .306
Jimmy Rollins 2006 38 .277 .272
Tommy Holmes 1945 37 .352 .302
Chase Utley 2006 35 .309 .292
Luis Castillo 2002 35 .305 .290
Ty Cobb 1917 35 .383 .366
Benito Santiago 1987 34 .300 .263
Dom DiMaggio 1949 34 .307 .298
George McQuinn 1938 34 .324 .276
Hal Chase 1907 33 .287 .291
Heinie Manush 1933 33 .336 .330
Rogers Hornsby 1922 33 .401 .358
Vladimir Guerrero 1999 31 .316 .318
Ken Landreaux 1980 31 .281 .268
Rico Carty 1970 31 .366 .299
Willie Davis 1969 31 .311 .279
Sam Rice 1924 31 .334 .322
Nap Lajoie 1906 31 .355 .338
Moises Alou 2007 30 .341 .303
Dan Uggla 2011 30 .220 .258
Andre Ethier 2011 30 .307 .293
Ryan Zimmerman 2009 30 .292 .289
Willy Taveras 2006 30 .278 .274
Albert Pujols 2003 30 .359 .328
Luis Gonzales 1999 30 .336 .283
Sandy Alomar Jr 1997 30 .324 .273
Eric Davis 1997 30 .304 .269
Jerome Walton 1989 30 .293 .269
George Brett 1980 30 .390 .305
Ron LeFlore 1976 30 .316 .288
Stan Musial 1950 30 .346 .331
Goose Goslin 1934 30 .305 .315
Bing Miller 1929 30 .331 .311
Tris Speaker 1912 30 .383 .345

The Duda bunts

Patrick Flood investigates Lucas Duda’s decision to bunt with runners on first and second and no out in the bottom of the eighth inning last night and concludes that Duda made the right call. It’s a good read.

Teams should not often be in the business of giving away outs, especially with their cleanup hitters. But there were some mitigating factors, as Patrick notes: Duda does not seem to hit lefties all that well and Josh Spence has been devastating against lefty hitters. Plus Duda has been hitting lots of hard grounders lately, and a double play in that spot would have been a back-breaker.

I’m not sure the Mets should have been playing for one run in that spot, but a team’s chances of scoring with runners on second and third and one out are slightly better than with runners on first and second with none out.

For his part, Duda said he felt confident he could get the bunt down even if he doesn’t often bunt in games. He said he works on bunting a lot and thinks he is a good bunter. To his credit, his bunt was much, much better than most we have seen from Mets pitchers this season.

Of course, if Duda popped it up or fouled it off to go in an 0-1 hole then struck out, we’d be killing him for the decision today and destroying Terry Collins for not overriding him. Or at least I’d be. I’m willing to admit that hindsight is 20/20 here.

Chad Ochocinco still doing cool stuff despite new affiliation

I’m going to do something different; I’m actually going to stay with a fan the first two, three weeks of the season. So that should be fun until I get myself acclimated, I learn my way around and actually just find a place…. I’ll just pick somebody. I’m not sure how it’s going to work. They’ll have to have internet and they have to have Xbox and that’s about it.

Chad Ochocinco.

Dammit. Why couldn’t this man have been a Jet? I’d have bought an XBox…

The Dan Plan

I am off to Citi Field. Reader Dan passed along this idea for reconfiguring the MLB playoff system, and I like it better than most I’ve seen proposed. He’s cool with me re-posting it here, so what follows is Dan’s plan. What say you, The Internet?

I offer the following as a suggestion for “fixing” the baseball playoffs, which, in my mind, have three key problems:

1. The cheapening of the division title — Winning the division used to be a championship of sorts, in and of itself. Now it is a mere footnote on a season, because of the wild card (and, of course, because one division actually has only four teams).

2. The inequity of scheduling for wild card competitors — Teams in tough divisions, like the Blue Jays, have an inherent disadvantage when compared to teams in easier divisions, like the Angels. Competition for playoff spots should be on equal terms, if at all possible.

3. The “early coasting period” for elite teams – Both the Yankees and the Red Sox are currently coasting to the playoffs, because of the division/wild-card model. In a better system, the two would still be battling for position.

I offer the following proposal:

1. Switch the Arizona Diamondbacks to the American League, and the Tampa Bay Rays to the National League.

2. Realign the league as follows:

NL East – Mets, Phillies, Braves, Marlins, Nationals, Pirates, Reds, Rays
NL West – Giants, Dodgers, Padres, Rockies, Astros, Brewers, Cubs, Cardinals

AL East – Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles, Blue Jays, White Sox, Indians, Tigers
AL West – A’s, Mariners, Rangers, Angels, Royals, Twins, Diamondbacks

3. Division winners get into the playoffs. The second and third place teams in each division play each other in a one-game playoff in the home stadium of the second place team. Winner goes to the playoffs; loser goes home. This gives you four elimination games per season. I agree with Joe Maddon’s objections to the concept of a one-game play-in — it certainly is not a fair approximation of the marathon that is a baseball season. It is the best method, though, because it reestablishes the importance and significance of the division title.

This system addresses the major problems of the current system. You can now have a fair unbalanced schedule, because teams only compete for playoff berths against their own divisions.

As far as objections, the Rays would probably not be happy to lose the nine sellouts to the Yankees, but they would gain a potential revenue stream by increasing their playoff odds as they move to the easier league. The Diamondbacks would be moving to the tougher league, but the AL West is no better than the NL West, and does not have the financial imbalance issues of the AL East.

This system also ensures that the Orioles and Blue Jays, the two teams most disadvantaged by the current system, always have a legitimate chance to get into the playoffs (as the #3 team in the AL East).

Sandwiches of Citi Field: Lobster roll

Second straight sandwich from Catch of the Day, in right field on the field-level concourse. This review comes with help from my wife, a trusted and distinguishing sandwich source.

The lobster roll costs $17. By my standards that’s a bit steep for any meal, and certainly at a ballpark. But by lobster-roll standards it doesn’t seem that unreasonable. The in-stadium markup on lobster rolls at Citi Field seems pretty small relative to the markups on other food items, most notably hot dogs, soda and pizza.

The lady reports: “It is everything a lobster roll should be; not more or less. You get a good amount of lobster meat and it tastes surprisingly fresh, not fishy. There’s not too much mayonnaise, the celery is crisp, and the bread is soft.

I took a bite of this myself, despite my stomach’s objections. This assessment seems accurate. It’s about an average lobster roll, and an average lobster roll is very good.

And I should note that my wife and I have pretty high standards for lobster rolls, as we both grew up near (and I once worked at) Jordan Lobster Farm, a wholesale/retail lobster market locally renowned for its version of the sandwich.

Picklemeister

I made pickles a couple weeks ago. It’s not a very good story. Our garden produces cucumbers at a way faster rate than my wife and I can eat them. I bring them to work sometimes and give them out, but I think people think I’m weird for distributing cucumbers in the office. On Saturday I gave about 15 cucumbers out to the guys I play baseball with, but by now we have a whole refrigerator drawer full of cucumbers again. It’s nuts.

Half the cucumbers we get are the type that’s good for pickling, and since pickling preserves cucumbers and pickles are totally delicious, turning our excess cucumbers into pickles seemed an obvious decision.

There are many pickle recipes on the Internet and I used one of them. I can’t find it now. It was extremely easy. I put water, vinegar, salt, sugar, dill, garlic and pickling spices in a big Tupperware container then left in our refrigerator for two weeks. I threw in a kung pao pepper from our garden too.

The hardest part by far was waiting for the pickles to pickle the first few days. But then after about a week, the container got pushed to the back of my fridge and mind and I stopped feeling the bizarre need to incessantly check on them as if anything was going to happen.

It turns out, the pickled pickles look like pickles:

Turns out they taste like pickles too. Not like overwhelmingly strong pickles, more like the big half-sour deli pickles you get at Ben’s. Pretty delicious, with a really good crispy snap to the skin and a touch of spiciness from the hot pepper.

I’m satisfied. I have successfully decreased the size of my pickle footprint. Thought you should know. I’ve got a line on a pork butt, and I’m looking forward to slicing a couple of these up and using them to top off pulled-pork sandwiches.

 

New Mostly Mets podcast

Talking about things related to the Mets, tangentially associated with the Mets, and not at all involving the Mets with Toby Hyde and Patrick Flood. Streaming below and on iTunes here.

Feedback is welcome at MostlyMetsPodcast@gmail.com and in the comments section below. A full rundown follows the dealie-who.

Also: I make the point about how chicken is the only meat we call by the name of the animal, but I fail to note that we do the same with goat even after the long discussion about eating goat.

Opening: Monday Night was Fun
3:00 Bye-bye Murph
7:00 Is this random?
10:00 Where’s the SNY softball team?
16:00 Ted Buys a Glove
18:00 Why We Watch
28:00 Who Remembers Jeff Duncan?
30:00 Josh Satin…
38:00 What about Zobrist?
45:00 Savannah Sand Gnats Kid Promotion/Who’s roasting a Goat?
58:00 The price of being an early adopter
58:00 Picking Guys
1:00:00 Pagan Discussion
1:08:00 Can the Mets build a better bullpen?
1:10:00 What does Pedro Martinez do all day?
1:24:00 Patrick says smart things about the Mets’ path to today through 2011
1:29:00 Oliver Perez!