The Doctor is in

Patrick Flood reaches No. 2 on his Top 50 Mets countdown: Dwight Gooden. I loved watching Doc pitch, even if I never saw him at his very best. I’ll add the fun fact that in 1983, as an 18 year old, Gooden threw 191 innings in A-ball, across which he walked 112 batters and struck out 300. That’s not the type of thing they let 18-year-old pitchers do anymore. Obviously it’s impossible to know now if stricter pitch counts and innings limits would have kept Doc dominant for longer, or if addiction and the Mets’ big plans would have derailed his career regardless.

Steven Seagal rides a tank to a cockfight bust

Neighbor Debra Ross was so worried she called 911 and went outside where a nearby home had its windows blown out, was crawling with dozens of SWAT members in full gear, armored vehicles and a bomb robot.

“When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what’s in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens,” Ross said.

In a massive show of force on Monday, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office executed a search warrant and arrested the homeowner, Jesus Llovera, on charges of suspected cockfighting.

Llovera was alone in the house at the time of the arrest, and he was unarmed….

Thousands of dollars in damages were made to the property and 115 birds were euthanized on the spot.

KPHO.com.

Sometimes it’s really difficult to choose which part of an article to excerpt for this site. I don’t want to go overboard and just grab the whole thing, but every single sentence in it is amazing and hilarious and worth reading. Go read the full report and come back here, why don’t you.

Long story short: An Arizona sheriff used a tank to bust up an illegal cockfighting ring, and Steven Seagal was in the tank.

Then, while enforcing a law presumably created to protect animal welfare, the sheriff and his men killed 115 roosters in the dude’s cock stash. And you’re going to have a hard time convincing me that the guy who took a tank to an unarmed man’s house put those roosters down in some sort of humane fashion. In fact, you’re going to have a hard time convincing me he didn’t somehow use the tank to kill the birds.

Look: I get that forcing roosters to fight isn’t a very nice thing to do to roosters. But neither is massacring them, far as I can tell. Isn’t there some farm in the country to which Steven Seagal could dispatch all these liberated cocks?

Also, if you happen to know of an illegal cockfighting ring in the New York area and can get me in, shoot me an email. I’m not advocating cockfighting, but at the same time I won’t tell the cops or show up in a tank or anything. I just think a recap would make for a pretty interesting blog post.

Link via Deadspin.

Exit Justin Turner

The Mets optioned Justin Turner to Triple-A today, thus ending — for now — the Justin Turner Lobby.

Paul DePodesta said something interesting in his Baseball Prospectus chat yesterday:

Our Opening Day roster is just that – a roster for Opening Day only. We can change it the next day and the day after and the day after. Though there’s a certain cache to the Opening Day roster, it’s really just one day in a long season. All that means is that the 2B job will probably continue to be a competition until somebody makes it their own, and I suspect somebody will.

Though I am still not convinced Brad Emaus is a better fit for the position than Turner, sending Turner down buys the Mets some time to determine if Emaus can be a long-term contributor to the team. It was the only way to keep both Emaus and Turner in the organization, so it is probably the most logical move.

If at some point it becomes clear that Emaus cannot handle the position — either offensively or defensively — the Mets can ship him back to the Blue Jays or find a spot for him on the bench and recall Turner. Going with Turner out of the gate would mean dispatching Emaus to Canada now.

If Emaus is going to start the bulk of games at second base, as most suspect, Daniel Murphy becomes the team’s primary left-handed bat off the bench. And that brings up a point I made to Matt Cerrone yesterday: Willie Harris becomes somewhat redundant on the roster.

Terry Collins has raved about Harris’ versatility, but Collins raves about practically everyone. It’s hard to envision a situation calling for a left-handed bat in which the team would choose Harris over Murphy (bunting?), and Scott Hairston gives the Mets a suitable fourth outfielder with plenty of experience (more than Harris) in center field. Harris can back up the infield positions too, but presumably the first call for all replacement-infielder needs will go to Chin-Lung Hu.

Most of the media has acted all spring as if Harris is a lock for the roster. Harris has an opt-out in his contract, so though he was signed to a Minor League deal he cannot be forced to accept an assignment to Buffalo. Internet legend Nick Evans, out of options, would have to pass through waivers to be sent to Triple-A.

If Carlos Beltran needs a week or two on the Disabled List to start the season, it buys the team some time to make a decision — the Mets could keep both Harris and Evans around, since presumably Hairston would be the stopgap in right field.

But if Beltran is ready to go by April 1, it seems to me (and I’ve said this before) like the team might be better served keeping Evans over Harris. Though Evans cannot boast quite the same defensive versatility or Major League resume as the veteran, he is seven years younger, locked up under team control for way longer and has more offensive upside.

I realize I’m once again quibbling over the 25th spot on the roster and that this season, it seems like the Mets’ front office might actually be thinking about these decisions more than I am. Perhaps they think Harris is the sparkplug that will catapult the Mets to contention, and Evans is doomed to a Hessmanian life of itinerant Triple-A mashing. But since neither is obvious, I’d rather see them go with the younger player and try to convince Harris to accept the Minor League assignment, knowing that he’ll likely get the first call when someone inevitably goes down with injury.

The thing about Izzy

Isringhausen played catch on flat ground Tuesday and pronounced himself fit after taking what he said was “4-5 days off” because of inflammation in his elbow. The Mets had indicated Monday that Isringhausen was shut down for one day, but the pitcher said he took off more time, and his elbow was helped by taking anti-inflammatory medicine.

Isringhausen said he will throw a bullpen session Wednesday, have a day off and then resume pitching every other day as he tries to make the team as a reliever. Manager Terry Collins said he hoped to get Isringhausen into a game Wednesday, but then said he would discuss the pitcher’s schedule with Warthen.

Anthony McCarron, N.Y. Daily News.

Look: I want Jason Isringhausen to make the Mets’ Opening Day roster. Isringhausen, with all the hope and hype surrounding him, played a vital role in the summer of 1995, one of my favorite years of Mets fandom. His return to the team would make for a great story, plus he has been an excellent reliever for much of his career. If he could pull it all together for one more season, he would be a very valuable cog in the Mets’ bullpen.

But the thing about Izzy, heck, the thing about most 38-year-old pitchers — not just the ones with Izzy’s lengthy medical history who haven’t thrown more than eight Major League innings during the Obama administration —  is there’s a pretty good chance he falls victim to injury at any time. This four-to-five day shutdown is not a big deal in Spring Training because Grapefruit League games are meaningless. But how often will Isringhausen need to be shut down for four to five days during the regular season?

Who knows? He says he feels good, apparently. We will know more after he throws a bullpen session today.

If Isringhausen makes the Major League roster, it will come at the expense of one of Pedro Beato, Manny Acosta and Pat Misch. Beato is a Rule 5 pick who would have to be returned to the Orioles, Acosta and Misch are out of options and would have to clear waivers to be sent to Triple-A. Though none of those relievers has anything like Izzy’s resume, they’re all more likely than Isringhausen to stay healthy for a full season, or, for that matter, a full month.

The Mets’ front office is, presumably, working with more information than I am. They should have a better sense of the severity of Isringhausen’s elbow inflammation, the potential of Beato, Acosta and Misch to help the club over a full season, and the chances that Acosta and Misch would clear waivers.

I guess the question is: Is Isringhausen, at 38 and basically four seasons removed from being an effective Major League reliever, going to hold up long enough and be so much better than Acosta (or pick any of the three) that it’s worth losing Acosta?

Maybe. Acosta and Misch are known quantities, and neither is likely to go all Cliff Lee on the National League in 2011. But they’re both decent enough to contribute to a big-league bullpen, and if Isringhausen’s not healthy he won’t be.

The “Playing in the NFL Curse”

Mark Sanchez is in the running to be on the cover of the next Madden game, and while I’m all for it, Brian Bassett is a bit concerned about the “Madden Curse.”

You, me and Bassett all know that curses don’t really exist, but it struck me that maybe the curse in question has nothing to do with the video game and everything to do with the rigors of life in the NFL.

So, following Brian’s lead, I went back and checked on all the recent Associated Press NFL MVPs to see if they fell victim to a similar curse. For the purposes of this list, I started with 1998 because it’s an arbitrary endpoint perfectly suited to prove my point.

Here we go. The year listed is the season for which the player was given the MVP award. The description that follows is what happened to him the following season:

  • 1998, Terrell Davis: Tore his ACL and MCL in the fourth game of the 1999 regular season. Played in only 13 more games in his NFL career.
  • 1999, Kurt Warner: Broke his hand in the middle of the 2000 season, missed five games. Returned for playoffs but lost in the Wild Card round.
  • 2000, Marshall Faulk: Still mostly awesome in 2001, but missed two games due to a sprained MCL in October, the first of a series of knee problems that would plague the latter parts of his career.
  • 2001, Kurt Warner: Got off to a terrible start in 2002 then broke his finger and wound up missing 10 games.
  • 2002, Rich Gannon: Suffered a shoulder injury that ended his 2003 season after Week 7.
  • 2003, Peyton Manning (tie): Still awesome in 2004; won another MVP.
  • 2003, Steve McNair (tie): Suffered a bruised sternum in the third game of his 2004 season, played in only eight games.
  • 2004, Peyton Manning: Still awesome in 2005.
  • 2005, Shaun Alexander: Broke foot in Week 3 of 2006, missed six games.
  • 2006, LaDainian Tomlinson: Still very good for 2007 regular season, but bruised his knee in the playoffs and could carry the ball only five times in an AFC Championship loss.
  • 2007, Tom Brady: Tore knee ligaments in Week 1 of the 2008 season, missed the remainder of the year.
  • 2008, Peyton Manning: Still awesome in 2009; won another MVP.
  • 2009, Peyton Manning: Still awesome in 2010.

Note that the only player to win the award and appear on the cover of Madden for the same season is Alexander. So is the AP NFL MVP award also cursed? Is Peyton Manning, perhaps thanks to some Louisiana mojo, the only player immune?

Perhaps, but I doubt it. I’m sticking with my guns here: Playing in the NFL is really, really hard on the body. It is among the reasons the life expectancy of NFL players is 52, and why it is an utter travesty that the league only provides health insurance to players for five years after they retire.

Manning is a massive outlier in terms of durability, style of play and, probably, luck. The rest of these guys all fell victim to the exact same curse that haunts Madden cover boys: The “Playing in the NFL Curse.”