I’m all for it, but no likeness of Pedro — in oil or any other medium — could ever be as beautiful as his pitching.
From the archive: Kiner’s Korner Revisited
I forgot about this, but it came up on Twitter today so I figured I’d link it up again. I found a very tenuous excuse to ask Ralph Kiner about dating Elizabeth Taylor in the following video:
Will Rockville Centre, N.Y. get its own Ben Wyatt?
Michael J. Leboff, a 20-year-old junior at Sacred Heart University, signaled his intent to run for mayor of Rockville Centre on Monday when a family member went to Village Hall to get an election information packet for him and a link to a website for downloading nominating petitions and financial forms.
Leboff, a media studies major who was born and raised in the village, says he plans to run as an independent in the June 21 village election. He will compete against Francis X. Murray, who threw his hat into the ring several weeks ago and introduced running mates Nancy Howard and Michael Sepe on the new RVC United Party, and Mayor Mary Bossart, who is expected to announce that she will run for a second term on the Concerned Citizens line, along with Trustee David Krasula and a second candidate who has not yet been identified.
– Judy Rattner, Long Island Herald.
Fellow Rockville Centre native Paul passes along this link. I don’t know Leboff, but good luck to him. My friend Ripps put together an exploratory committee to run for mayor when we were 18. His platform was to be making the cops less adamant in “harassing” high-school kids (nearly all of whom totally deserved it), and his exploratory committee was me and my friends sitting around in his backyard talking about how hilarious it would be if he got himself elected mayor. We got lazy and never followed through.
Anyway, if elected, Leboff faces a huge challenge. The mayor of Rockville Centre has to cut a ton of ribbons. I’m pretty sure that is the primary function of the office. Every single time a new business opens, you need to be there with oversized scissors to cut the ribbon. Candidate Francis X. Murray’s father, the O.G. Mayor Murray, cut about a ribbon a week for like 30 years. It’s quite a feat of endurance. Are you up for that, Michael Leboff?
Also, Leboff is up against some stiff competition. Bossart has been in town politics since at least the late 80s, when she ran for the library board on the same ticket as my friend’s dad. And the Murrays are a village institution.
Will Rhymes
Master Burrito Ambassador Will Rhymes discusses his fondness for Chipotle. I’m not sure which of the Arlington, Virginia locations is his home Chipotle, but I’ve almost certainly been there.
Curtis Granderson mulls his at-bat music
Via 12 Angry Mascots.
Depth perception
Twitterer @SNESMaster asked me this morning if the Mets seem to have more depth than in previous years. I was actually thinking about this last night.
I put together this chart, comparing the Mets’ Plan As, Bs and Cs at the non-pitching positions Opening Day 2011 to those from 2010. To the previous administration’s credit (and as noted in the chart), the 2010 Mets started with three would-be regulars on the disabled list. Still — and maybe I’m just being optimistic here — it looks like a pretty stark contract.
Ronny Paulino gets an asterisk because he’ll be suspended to start the year. I put Carlos Beltran down for “disabled” to start the season not because I’m certain that will be the case, but just to hedge my optimism. Obviously if Beltran is disabled it opens up another big-league roster spot to start the season, so you could probably slide Nick Evans in for Willie Harris in left and/or right field.
If it weren’t for the presence of David Wright in last year’s lineup, I might actually take this year’s Buffalo lineup over the fellows trotted out at Citi Field last April.
Sorry if it looks a bit funky. Tables screw with this WordPress theme.
First 2011:
| Position | Starter | Backup | Triple-A |
|---|---|---|---|
| C | Josh Thole | Ronny Paulino* | Mike Nickeas |
| 1B | Ike Davis | Daniel Murphy | Nick Evans? |
| 2B | Brad Emaus | Daniel Murphy | Justin Turner |
| 3B | David Wright | Daniel Murphy | Zach Lutz |
| SS | Jose Reyes | Chin-Lung Hu | Ruben Tejada |
| LF | Jason Bay | Willie Harris | Lucas Duda |
| CF | Angel Pagan | Willie Harris | Jason Pridie |
| RF | Scott Hairston | Willie Harris | Fernando Martinez |
| Disabled | Carlos Beltran |
And now 2010:
| Position | Starter | Backup | Triple-A |
|---|---|---|---|
| C | Rod Barajas | Henry Blanco | Josh Thole |
| 1B | Mike Jacobs | Frank Catalanotto | Ike Davis |
| 2B | Luis Castillo | Ruben Tejada | Russ Adams |
| 3B | David Wright | Fernando Tatis | Mike Cervenak |
| SS | Alex Cora | Ruben Tejada | Luis Hernandez |
| LF | Jason Bay | Angel Pagan | Chris Carter |
| CF | Gary Matthews Jr. | Angel Pagan | Jesus Feliciano |
| RF | Jeff Francoeur | Angel Pagan | Fernando Martinez |
| Disabled | Carlos Beltran, Jose Reyes, Daniel Murphy |
Bride orders wedding cake shaped like herself
Via Jonah Keri. Can’t believe I didn’t think of this when I got married. What a handsome cake I’d make.
Further adjusted bullpen odds
As promised. A reminder: I recognize that we’re talking about the last two spots in the bullpen here and it’s all inevitably going to change once the season gets started and injuries begin to pile up. But find me something more compelling to talk about and we’ll cover that instead. Would you prefer constant updates on Oliver Perez?
Pedro Beato (1:2): Beato becomes a better-than-even-money favorite to land a job based on his age, upside and Rule 5 status. I’m not calling him a lock yet, but it doesn’t seem like any of the other guys has shown enough to wrest a spot from the 24-year-old.
Manny Acosta (1:1): Despite a rough outing yesterday, Acosta moves up the list. As I said earlier, he has been more effective and more often healthy as a Major Leaguer than Boyer has. He could make it through waivers even if he doesn’t crack the roster.
Blaine Boyer (2:1): Boyer, based on Adam Rubin’s report earlier, is the big gainer here. His eight Spring Training innings probably help his chances more than they should; he has a career WHIP of 1.438, not great for a reliever.
Jason Isringhausen (3:1): Isringhausen, a favorite to win a job the first time I did this, slides further down the list. Though he reportedly felt great the first time throwing after hearing a pop in his elbow and being shut down for five days, he heard a pop in his elbow and had to be shut down for five days. Since carrying Isringhausen would mean the team could lose Acosta, Boyer and Pat Misch as fallback options, it seems like a riskier choice by the day. I’m still rooting for Izzy regardless. And this story from the Bergen Record is sort of heartbreaking.
Pat Misch (7:1): Misch remains versatile, accurate, left-handed and subject to waivers, all factors working in his favor. Sure doesn’t sound like he’ll make the club though. I am a Pat Misch fan, so here’s hoping he clears waivers — certainly a possibility — and joins Dillon Gee, Jenrry Mejia, Josh Stinson and Boof Bonser in a surprisingly deep Buffalo rotation.
Mike O’Connor (11:1): O’Connor still throws left-handed, but since he has options, it’s hard to figure how he could trump fellow lefty Misch for a roster spot. He will likely vie with Taylor Tankersley for opportunities out of the Buffalo bullpen.
The field (23:1): Keep fighting, Les Walrond.
Blaine Boyer has an out; will he take it?
Adam Rubin uncovers the news that Blaine Boyer has an out clause in his contract, meaning he could leave the Mets rather than be assigned to Triple-A.
Needless to say, that changes the picture with the adjusted bullpen odds posted here earlier this week. Boyer, a hard-throwing right-hander like Manny Acosta and Pedro Beato, has been the best in Grapefruit League play of the men vying for the last spot in the bullpen. It’s a tiny eight-inning sample and Spring Training stats are silly, but if the team deems all else equal, his 1.13 ERA could earn him a spot over Acosta or 38-year-old Jason Isringhausen.
But is all else equal? Since Beato is a 24-year-old Rule 5 guy with impressive stuff and the most upside of the four, Rubin assumes he has a leg up for one of the spots. That makes sense; of the candidates, he is the most likely to contribute to the Mets’ future, and it seems silly to risk losing that for a guy that might not be around come July.
Boyer and Acosta are comparable, serviceable arms for the back end of a bullpen. They are roughly the same age. Acosta has been more effective as a Major League reliever, with a 123 career ERA+ to Boyer’s 93. The Panamanian strikes out more batters, but he walks more too. Boyer has yielded a higher groundball rate across his career, and — though tons of sample size caveats exist — it might be worth noting that Acosta has yielded progressively fewer grounders in every season since his rookie campaign.
According to the Baseball Injury Tool, Acosta has been hurt only once in his career — a hamstring strain that required a DL stint in 2008 –. Boyer endured a shoulder surgery in 2006 and has suffered a host of minor back and trunk injuries. Boyer has more Major League service time and thus more time to accrue injuries. Though the tool tracks Minor League injuries, I am not sure to what extent.
Still, based on that information, I’d probably opt for Acosta over Boyer, though it’s kind of a toss-up. And that’s only based on information readily accessible on the Internet. The team has more than I do, no doubt, including a crucial piece: Knowledge of if Boyer would take the opt-out in his contract should he fail to make the team.
Plenty of clubs need bullpen help at this and every juncture; would Boyer find a spot on a Major League team if he left Mets camp on March 31? Hard to say. Would a Triple-A job with another organization be more desirable? I tend to doubt it — the Mets have plenty of uncertainty in the bullpen, and perhaps Boyer would accept an assignment to Buffalo knowing he will likely be the first-call replacement when one of the guys that breaks camp with the big club goes down.
I haven’t spoken to the man (or his agent) and I’m not certain it’s the type of thing a player would be eager to talk to reporters about anyhow. Maybe Boyer is hellbent on starting the season in the Major Leagues and certain some team would swoop him up as soon as he becomes available.
Plus there’s the whole Isringhausen thing to consider. Isringhausen, since he has proven he can be a great Major League reliever, offers the team the most short-term upside. Given Isringhausen’s age and injury history, though, it’s hard to expect him to be able to contribute to the club even for a full season.
In any case, the news about Boyer’s option doesn’t seem to bode well for Pat Misch or Mike O’Connor, especially the latter. Because this is how I entertain myself, I will post even further adjusted bullpen odds sometime later today, after I get a chance to do the math.
Meet the meat: Antelope
It has been a while, but now that some good weather is coming ’round and the snow has melted off my barbecue (until this morning, at least), I figured it’s about time I dug into the stash of exotic meats in my freezer to revive this feature.
This weekend’s meat of choice? Antelope.
Funny thing about antelope is there’s actually no one animal called an antelope, so I’m not even sure what the meat I enjoyed on Saturday looked like before it came to me in ground meat form. But here is a picture of a pronghorn antelope, which is actually not an antelope at all:

In the comments section here a while back, Mike suggested that antelope meat goes well with sweet flavors. I also read that it’s quite lean. So, using bits of a bunch of different recipes I found online, I cut up a slice of bacon into tiny little bits and mixed it in with the meat to add some delicious fat (and bacon, obviously). I added teriyaki sauce, too, for flavor. Here are the burgers, ready for the grill:
The fire was pretty hot and I charred the burgers a little more than I would have liked. I think the sugar in the teriyaki might have caused some of the charring. Regardless, I put them on buns with a slice of grilled pineapple, a suggestion I saw at V for Venison. It looked like this:
So how is it? Pretty good, though not as transcendently awesome as the wild boar buns of the last experiment. Grilled pineapple works with a teriyaki burger, it turns out, and it definitely seemed to go well with the antelope meat.
The meat itself tastes, well, meaty. Maybe a bit like the venison burger I ate long ago? Very rich, and flavorful enough to not be overpowered by the bacon or teriyaki flavors. The former was entirely lost, the latter only barely evident. I’m never exactly sure what someone means when they say something tastes “gamey” but I think this tasted gamey.
I thoroughly enjoyed the meal, but I’m unsure how much of that was due to the antelope and how much was thanks to my first pineapple-on-a-burger experience. If I saw antelope on a menu in some item that otherwise looked good to me, I’d order it again, but there wasn’t anything so exceptional about it that makes me want to run out and buy more antelope meat.

