Well that leaked out quick. Whoa. More to follow, for sure. I expect the inevitable backlash and second-guessing to start any minute now, but let’s all remember that this is what pretty much everyone thought was best for the club.
Delorean spotted right outside my office
Good work by Reader Glenn, snapping photos good enough to make me feel a little less bad that I missed this:
Also, Nike patented the self-lacing sneaker not long ago. I’ve pretty much given up hope for hoverboards by 2015, though.
Fernando Martinez reportedly alive
And supposedly will start playing in two weeks. Man, it would be cool if he could stay healthy.
Hey, look at that
25 years ago today:

Via former Jeopardy! champ Jelisa Castrodale, with a hat tip to Jonah Keri.
Also, turns out Back to the Future has a really fancy website.
Reaching the target audience
KFC, the restaurant chain that launched the sweet and savory Doublicious sandwich earlier this year, has a recipe for a costume idea. As part of its year-long campaign to celebrate founder Colonel Harland Sanders’ life and legacy, the chain is issuing a national challenge to dress as the Colonel’s Doublicious Double for Halloween. One of the lucky doubles will win free KFC Doublicious sandwiches for life.
– QSR Magazine.
I’m almost reluctant to share this because I don’t want any of you entering and diminishing my chances of winning free sandwiches for life. But TedQuarters is all about full disclosure.
I imagine people with more money and time to spend on Halloween costumes than I had four years ago will come up with something better than my costume. But let it be known that I thought dressing up like the Colonel was a good idea long before KFC ever did.
Also, I probably should’ve taken some photos after I got the bucket of chicken from KFC, or at least during the several surreal minutes I spent inside the KFC, waiting on the line to purchase chicken. And furthermore, buying a bucket of fried chicken and handing it out to passersby is a great way to make friends, not just on Halloween, but on any day of the year:
Recapping Giants-Cowboys with John Fennelly
John is from GiantsFootballBlog.com.
Does TV make the hits more vicious?
Violence became the other half of the NFL sales equation, perfectly complementing long touchdown passes and 90-yard kickoff returns. Yet back then, 50 years ago, Huff wasn’t craving the kind of attention that now translates into added income for players, sometimes millions of dollars. There were no pregame shows, no ESPN, no other outlets to run loops of video violence.
But now multiple TV opportunities are now available, opportunities for players — and companies looking for endorsers — to see replays of guys jacking opponents up prior to the prerequisite celebration designed to reveal another side of one’s personality.
– Bob Raissman, N.Y. Daily News.
Look: The NFL rule change to suspend players for helmet-to-helmet hits is a sticky issue. Clearly players need to be better protected from head injuries and the onus is on the league to come up with some reasonable way to do that. But the backlash from defensive players is understandable — they’ve played the games one way their whole lives, many times clean but brutal hits are flagged as helmet-to-helmet, offensive players could lower their heads unexpectedly and bring on the impact.
I don’t really know that there’s a definitive solution, though I imagine players will ultimately adjust — like they did when the NFL outlawed Night Train tackles and horse-collar tackles — and find plenty of ways to legally deliver the punishing hits America loves.
I can comfortably argue, though, that television coverage of the violent hits in question does not contribute to their frequency or viciousness, as Raissman seems to assert. Perhaps it is in poor taste to replay them ad naseum, that I’ll grant. But I just don’t think any NFL linebacker, upon seeing a ball-carrier in the open field or a receiver crossing into his zone, is thinking, “Here is an opportunity for me to earn extra money via endorsements.”
If I had to guess, I’d bet he is thinking, “hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him.”
With the possible exception of Kerry Rhodes, defensive players probably don’t reach the NFL without absolutely relishing the opportunity to lay someone out. Maybe that sounds savage, but it’s a violent sport and we’d be kidding ourselves if we pretended that the inherent violence isn’t a big part of why we watch.
If the hits have gotten more violent as the sport has grown more popular, I’d guess it’s only a byproduct of the television coverage, in that more money in the game leads to a larger selection pool of players and thus better athletes under more pressure to beef themselves up, naturally and otherwise.
Gloves of the World Series
Cool photo display from the Times.
Jeff Franceour and Bengie Molina, champions
All I know is Mets fans blast Frenchy and Molina on Twitter, but these guys are contributing to a team on verge of WS. Who is the real joke?
Food metaphor:
Anyone remember the SNL parody commercials for the KFC Shredder? I can’t find the video online, but the gag was that KFC was selling — and marketing — a big heap of shredded iceberg lettuce and mayo, served in a bag. Hilarious stuff.
What Mike is saying in the Tweet above is sort of like suggesting that you shouldn’t laugh at the Shredder commercials if you enjoy any other food that incorporates iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise.
Neither iceberg lettuce nor mayonnaise is a particularly valuable ingredient, but iceberg lettuce can add a little crunch to a sandwich and mayonnaise provides the foundation for many tasty dressings.
Plenty of good meals include iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise, but the idea of a meal of just iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise is still laughable. You see where this is going, right?
I am a Mets fan sometimes known to blast Jeff Francoeur and Bengie Molina on Twitter, but I certainly never suggested that Francoeur and Molina can’t be on a good team — only that teams looking to win ballgames could do better than to serve up the pair as featured players.
When I blast Francoeur, it is partly because the Mets gave him 400 at-bats as their everyday right-fielder (and mostly because of his press), never because the Rangers used him as a right-handed platoon bat and defensive replacement — a role he’s much better suited to fill — in 15 games in the stretch run.
And when I argued against the Mets giving Bengie Molina the two-year deal he sought last offseason, I never said that having Bengie Molina and winning games are mutually exclusive, only that smart teams would stand to win more games by not giving Molina a multi-year deal. Neither the Rangers nor the Giants — two teams that featured Bengie Molina this season — felt it was appropriate to lock him up through 2011. The Mets didn’t either, thankfully.
The Rangers can include Frenchy and Molina — the iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise of baseball players — on their World Series menu because the rest of their roster is stocked with steak, lobster and Cliff Lee.
UPDATE: Josh found the video. Here it is:
Scouting Sandy Alderson with Geoff Young
Geoff writes for DuckSnorts.com.

