I think some of this is B.S., but some of it is interesting — most notably the Barnyard from Wendy’s. The Wendy’s near my house is a particularly excellent one, and maybe they traffic in that type of decadence. Also my buddy used to work at a Friday’s and they had all sorts of stuff in their computer that they could make for you that wasn’t on the menu. Problem was it all tasted like everything else from Friday’s. Link courtesy Eno Sarris, who keeps coming up today.
Boiling down a Beltran deal
So, take Beltran’s xBABIP for this year, and add back in those six hits he lost to luck – call them all singles – and you have a .280/.367/.459 line, or a .352 wOBA. Combined with scratch defense in the corner outfield, and that’s something like a 3 WAR player over a full year. Not exactly a cheap player, given that wins are about $4-5 million per, but not grossly overpaid either. Does it seem worth paying another team most of that salary to get off the team? Probably not….
Lastly, Beltran does have better upside. He might just be better than a scratch right fielder with an offseason of preparation and recuperation. If we use his UZR instead of UZR/150 (-3), then we actually get a +7 defensive right fielder, and closer to a four-win player. Beltran has surpassed that number in every full, healthy year but two in his career. Can Duda, Murphy and Evans get you four wins? Probably (definitely?) not.
Sarris takes time away from slandering Ruben Tejada to pen a nice piece examining the positives and negatives of trading Beltran, something I’ve been doing a bit here lately and something it sure sounds like the Mets will be doing this offseason.
Look: All of this speculation hinges on the terms of the deal. Sarris assumes — as I have, as many have — that the Mets will have to eat a huge portion of Beltran’s contract just to be rid of him, and that they won’t get much back in terms of talent. But sometimes everyone figures one thing and then something else entirely happens, and so maybe there’s some total sucker out there willing to take on all of Beltran’s contract and give the Mets something valuable in return, in which case, you know, I’ll miss you Carlos Beltran but, well, peace out.
I doubt that’s the case, though, so for the sake of the below exercise let’s go on assuming what we have been assuming. So do the various potential positives of dealing him outweigh the potential positives of keeping him?
Dealing him means likely somewhere between $3-5 million of salary relief. That’s a positive for a cash-strapped team, inarguably. It also brings a variety of nebulous positives probably don’t matter in the win column: a “new image” for the club, the establishment of different clubhouse leaders, whatever.
In Lucas Duda, Nick Evans and Daniel Murphy, the team has corner-outfield types who appear at least close to Major League ready, so it’s not that the team would immediately have to go about appropriating the money saved by dealing Beltran to replacing Beltran. More likely, it could be spent on pitching or middle infield help, more glaring needs.
But, as Sarris suggests, no combination of those three is likely to match the contributions of a healthy Beltran, which leads me to the major positive of not dealing Beltran: You get to have Carlos Beltran on your team.
The issue, of course, is that it’s far from guaranteed that Beltran will be able to stay on the field or produce anything like the way he did from 2006 to 2008, when he was one of the very best players in baseball.
But essentially, in some convoluted way — and again, assuming the Mets have to eat a lot of money just to move Beltran — it works out to taking a $3-5 million gamble that Beltran can remain mostly healthy and productive for the 2011 season. Given the potential upside, that seems like a worthwhile risk.
Baseball Show with Bob Ojeda
This would’ve been done sooner but Bob was looking up the swinging-strike rate against Jon Niese. These former Major Leaguers need to get their heads out of the spreadsheets. Lots of good pitching stuff here:
So here’s this
Ruben Tejada can’t get into the bar yet, but he can treat you to the laser show
Ruben Tejada went 3-for-4 last night with a pair of doubles, including a walk-off job against Brewers closer John Axford. It looked like this:
Since I wrote the epic post titled, “I don’t think Ruben Tejada is as bad at hitting as everyone else does,” the diminutive infielder has rewarded my faith by posting a .333/.394/.500 line across the tiny 30 at-bat sample, raising his OPS for the season to a still-bad .577.
There was a discussion on the post-game show last night over whether the Mets should enter Spring Training penciling in Tejada as their starting second baseman. Bob Ojeda said they shouldn’t even give Tejada the slightest inkling that he’d be considered for the job, and that, though maybe he could compete for a spot in Spring Training, he certainly hasn’t earned anything.
Ojeda’s right, of course. Tejada still needs to improve before he should play regularly at the Major League level for a team with any aspirations at contention, especially at second base (as compared to shortstop, where a .577 OPS is ever-so-slightly more palatable).
If the decision-makers for the 2011 Mets decide the team is unlikely to contend, and that Tejada is a real part of the team’s future and his development doesn’t stand to be hindered by his playing at the Major League level, then, sure, let him compete for a job.
It seems to me that the best and safest route, though, would be to sign a Major League stopgap like the ever-frustrating Felipe Lopez to a one-year deal and let Tejada, Daniel Murphy, Justin Turner, Reese Havens, Josh Satin and whoever else I’m missing battle to eventually unseat him.
After the departure of Alex Cora and with the team reportedly finally ready to cut bait on Luis Castillo, the Mets will need middle infielders anyway, so they might as well sign someone with some sort of reasonable track record while the younger players work to prove their merits in Spring Training and then Triple-A. In other words, let one of those guys force his way into the lineup instead of forcing one of those guys into the lineup.
Jessica Olmstead puts Miley Cyrus to shame
I bet Miley Cyrus feels like she has accomplished a lot for a 17-year-old. She has sold billions of records, starred in a hit TV show, toured with the Jonas Brothers, and managed to live 17 years as the daughter of the guy who sang “Achy Breaky Heart” — likely exposed to that song countless times — and resisted going totally berserk.
But she has got nothing on Jessica Olmstead of Battle Creek, Mich.:
A 17-year-old Michigan girl began her big game hunting career with a bang — or rather a whoosh — by killing a 448-pound black bear with a bow and arrow from 16 yards away….
Her father, Tim Olmstead, told The Associated Press that his daughter eats the animals she hunts, including the bear, and does not kill just for fun.
He told the paper he’s been teaching others to hunt for more than 30 years and that he’s never had a student pick up the fundamentals as quickly as his daughter.
“I’m not just saying this because she’s my daughter,” he said. “But she’s probably one of the best listeners I’ve every taught. With the bear she showed a lot of patience. She tracked the bear, killed it, and gutted it like a pro.”
Wow. “Tracked the bear, killed it, and gutted it like a pro.” Wow.
Obviously I’ve come to grips with the fact that we kill animals for meat and I benefit by eating the delicious meat. I don’t think I could actually hunt though. I imagine once I got the animal in the sight or whatever, I’d wimp out.
It’s not any type of moral or ethical high ground since, like I said, I’m probably going to have a cheeseburger for lunch, plus I realize that in places like upstate New York they need people to hunt to control animal populations. I just don’t think I’d want to watch something that big and grand die at my hands, and it freaks me out a bit when, during hunting season in Vermont, you’ll sometimes see a guy drive by in a pickup truck with like six dead deer stacked in the back.
Closest I’ve come is firing guns in a shooting range, which is pretty awesome. I went with Rich the aforementioned Navy man with whom I am competitive, among others. They let you pick out what type of target you want to shoot at. Some look like regular targets, some like animals, some like home intruders, some like Osama Bin Laden; a pretty predictable gamut for a Northern Virginia gun range. But they also had zombies, so we obviously picked zombies.
Anyway, the zombies had circles on their chests that you were supposed to shoot at, and after we pulled them back Rich and some of the other guys were bragging about who had the most shots closest to the bull’s eye. You idiots! Why are you aiming for those circles? That’s only going to piss the zombies off more. I was apparently the only one there aiming for the head, which is how you actually stop the zombies from advancing. I even got a couple of neck shots in that might have severed the head, which would be ideal.
Q&A with Kevin Goldstein on Mets prospects
Baseball Prospectus’ prospects expert stops by MetsMinorLeagueBlog.com for a quick chat with Mike Diaz. Good stuff.
RBI Baseball, when Vince Coleman was fat and white
Good writeup from Jon Bois at SB Nation looking back at the Nintendo classic. I never played as much RBI Baseball as I did Bases Loaded and especially Baseball Stars — I played a TON of Baseball Stars, since it was the first Nintendo game I knew of where you could actually create players and manage rosters and stuff like that. How come only that game could save data?
Baseball Show: At-bat music, pt. 2
Not as thrilling as the Rod Barajas edition, sadly. But hey, higher on-base percentages.
Ornithopter pretty much B.S.
Leonardo Da Vinci would be proud: the Snowbird has flown.
Centuries after the Renaissance inventor sketched a human-powered flying machine, Canadian engineering students say they have flown an engineless aircraft that stays aloft by flapping its wings like a bird….
A tow car helped the Snowbird lift clear of the ground, but then the pilot took over, using his feet to pump a bar that flaps the wings — giving it the look of a somewhat drunken bird, according videos of the August event.
The car was need to help with takeoff, because the aircraft had to be so lightweight it could not carry the equipment needed to get itself off the ground.
Oh my, what a marvel of human accomplishment, Leonardo da Vinci’s vision realized, centuries– wait a minute, tow car!? So you’re telling me these Canadian engineering students basically created a glorified hang glider? Dammit, Canada. You always get my hopes up.
Anyway, the thing is pretty majestic to behold, especially set to this music, even if you can obviously see the rope pulling it to get it off the ground at the start: