L. Dudarino

After starting his Major League career 1-for-33 with four walks, Lucas Duda is now 7-for-his-last-14 with three doubles and two home runs.

Neither subset of his tiny sample is particularly meaningful, nor is his .170/.264/.383 line over 53 plate appearances in the bigs.

Truth be told, we won’t see enough of Duda with the Major League Mets in 2010 to know if he should be a viable part of the 2011 team, either as a platoon starter or an everyday player or a bench bat or whatever. One month of playing time just isn’t enough to judge anything reasonably.

But the home runs are cool.

For shame

If you miss the baseball playoffs, catch the Times Square shuttle the next day instead.

In an advertising first for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, TBS is paying to air video clips from its Major League Baseball broadcasts in shuttle train cars….

Other straphangers said they’d tune the clips out.

“I’m not interested in baseball, so it doesn’t really mean anything to me,” Linda Stephens, 57, of Jamaica, Queens, said. “I just hope they don’t take this too far and bombard commuters with more advertisements.”

Phil Corso and Pete Donohue, N.Y. Daily News.

You know, usually I think people should be entitled to their opinions even if I disagree with them, even if I think they’re wrong, even if they’re patently absurd. But if you’re not interested in baseball I’ve really just got no time for you at all.

And you, Linda Stephens, 57, of Jamaica, Queens, you’re just embarrassing yourself. Here’s a good idea, a way for the MTA to help keep fares low and provide straphangers with entertainment, and you’re poo-pooing it? For shame. For shame.

Also, who decries subway advertisements? I mean, I’ve never even considered complaining about that before, and I complain about lots of stuff. Do people really yearn for the halcyon days when subway cars had no ads? I always find them a reasonable last-ditch option for something to stare at on the subway if I don’t have anything to read, plus sometimes they actually inform me of stuff I might not have been aware of otherwise, like The Tudors or the existence of Miss Subways.

Thanks, Dr. Zizmor!

Score one for the sportswriters

Pretty exciting stuff on Jeopardy! the last couple of days. A dude named Roger Craig — but not the old Niners runningback — got his career off to a blazing start by breaking Ken Jennings’ single-day earnings record in his second show ever and averaging something like $40,000 in winnings over his first five efforts.

But Craig, a computer science grad student, suffered an ignominious defeat yesterday at the hands of — of all people! — an Internet sportswriter and humorist named Jelisa Castrodale.

Castrodale played the game like someone who follows sports, obviously recognizing Craig’s dominance and seizing every time she had control of the board to go fishing for Daily Doubles, instead of just pathetically starting at the top of categories like novice players often do.

She found a few and fared well on them, enough to come pretty close to Craig in time for Final Jeopardy!

The third contestant, a police officer from Arlington, Va., was obviously thrown after he correctly answered a question about a doughnut pillow and Alex Trebek made a quip about the cop knowing all about doughnuts. Really just goes to show that you can study all you want for your Jeopardy! appearance, but the big wild card you can never prepare for is Trebek saying some f@#$ed-up s@#! that gets in your head and breaks your concentration. That dude was a complete non-factor for the rest of the match.

Anyway, Castrodale trailed Craig by only a couple thousand dollars when the Final Jeopardy! category was revealed: “SPORTS & THE MEDIA”

I instantly thought of ‘Duk’s question from February, and how hilarious and awesome it must have seemed for Castrodale, a sportswriter, to be faced with the category.

The answer was, as any sports-loving Jeopardy! fan could have predicted, shockingly easy: Something along the lines of, “On Feb. 8, 2010, a major newspaper in this American city ran a headline saying, ‘Amen. After 43 years, our prayers have been answered.'”

Hmm… what major sporting event happens in early February? What team won that sporting event in 2010? And hell, if you’re looking for an extra clue, which cities’ papers would employ such overt religious language?

Yet only Castrodale wrote New Orleans. The cop said Miami and Craig said Chicago.

So score one for the sportswriters.

I will continue my efforts to get myself on Jeopardy! someday, and continue cursing fate for not putting me on the show in which there were categories on Cy Young Award Winners and sandwiches. WHY?

Oh, finally: Castrodale is on Twitter under the handle @gordonshumway, which, if you’ll recall was ALF’s real name on Melmac.

I only see one LeBaron, Freddy

I just got an email saying that SNY.tv has been approved for one credential to the Vendy Awards on Saturday.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that means me, so, you know, woohoo!

Unless it turns out someone else in this outlet applied and I’m getting muscled out of the Vendys by Gary Apple, in which case there’ll be hell to pay.

But since I doubt that’s the case, look out for reports from the Vendys at some point this weekend or early next week, depending on the Internet situation on Governor’s Island. Also, if anyone can fill me in on how the hell I get to Governor’s Island, that’d be sweet.

Why do we like spicy food?

But he has evidence for what he calls benign masochism. For example, he tested chili eaters by gradually increasing the pain, or, as the pros call it, the pungency, of the food, right up to the point at which the subjects said they just could not go further. When asked after the test what level of heat they liked the best, they chose the highest level they could stand, “just below the level of unbearable pain.” As Delbert McClinton sings (about a different line of research), “It felt so good to hurt so bad.”…

Other mammals have not joined the party. “There is not a single animal that likes hot pepper,” Dr. Rozin said. Or as Paul Bloom, a Yale psychologist, puts it, “Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans — language, rationality, culture and so on. I’d stick with this: Man is the only animal that likes Tabasco sauce.”

James Gorman, N.Y. Times.

Good reading from the Times examining why some peppers are spicy and why we enjoy spicy foods. In short: It’s unclear, and apparently “because they’re good” is not an acceptable explanation.

I like spicy foods a lot myself, definitely toward the spicier end of the normal spectrum — spicy enough that if a food is too spicy for me I get all sanctimonious because food shouldn’t be that spicy and who the hell do you think you are, restaurant serving food I can’t handle?

But that said, I find that I especially like spicy foods seasoned with fresh peppers rather than hot sauce or cayenne powder or whatever. This is a relatively recent discovery made largely because of all the hot peppers I grew this summer — and it could be all in my head — but it seems like they bring a more balanced, flavorful heat rather than just pure burning.

For what it’s worth, one time in college I went to a lauded Buffalo wing place out in Virginia with my roommate Rich and his girlfriend. They had something called The Flatliner on the menu and a plaque on the wall celebrating the names of everyone who had ever managed to eat six. Plus you had to sign a waiver just to try one. Serious stuff.

Rich is a Navy man, ever eager to demonstrate his manhood, and I am innately competitive, so we both ordered a half-dozen Flatliners.

The waiter talked us out of it.

“Don’t even bother,” he said.

We tried to convince him that we could handle them, but he promised us we couldn’t and even said he’d buy the next six if we could finish off the first order between the two of us.

We took one bite each and couldn’t eat anything else we ordered. We wound up stretched out on the bench seats in the back of Rich’s minivan, shivering for the length of the half hour drive home.

Those wings were too spicy.

Also, fun fact about peppers: Anaheim peppers, bell peppers, cayenne peppers, jalapeno peppers and poblano peppers are all the same species, capsicum annuum. Just different breeds, kind of like dogs.

Hat tip to my wife for the link.

OMG Mark Sanchez!

Dawn Kotowski’s title is general manager of a Taco Bell, but last month she orchestrated one of the summer’s most successful bang-for-the-buck athlete endorsement campaigns.

Her restaurant is just a few minutes from the SUNY-Cortland campus in upstate New York where the Jets held training camp. Jets second-year quarterback Mark Sanchez frequently visited the restaurant for a chicken taco and chicken burrito, hold the tomatoes. Sanchez developed his fondness for Taco Bell growing up in Mission Viejo, Calif., minutes from the company’s headquarters.

David Broughton, Sports Business Journal.

Oh, Mark Sanchez, you magnificent bastard, what will you do next? Not only did he “frequently visit” the restaurant, but he also eschews the tomatoes at Taco Bell — just like I do!

Nevermind that Sanchez favors chicken items and I’m a ground-beef guy.

The SBJ article goes on to detail how Kotowski provided Sanchez the much-discussed Taco Bell hat seen on Hard Knocks hoping for just such exposure, racking up an estimated $68,000 worth of advertising for Taco Bell, and how she was recognized by the company for “thinking outside the bun.”

OMG OMG OMG OMG Mark Sanchez!

Also, the big takeaway here is that all you need to do to get a free Taco Bell hat is be a talented, handsome professional quarterback playing for the team being showcased on Hard Knocks. So I guess I’ll have to get to work on that.

Taco Bell hat! Mark Sanchez!

Massive hat tip to Mike Rudner for the link.