Y’all know I <3 Quad-A mashers.
Hey look, actual baseball stuff!
But at the risk of disagreeing with Ted Berg, something I try never to do, I believe the 5-6 starts Mejia makes between now and October should be at least somewhat determinative as to whether the Mets go after a starter this offseason.
Consider that all reports have the Mets with very little money to spend this offseason. So should Mejia, say, dominate in a similar way to his Monday start in Buffalo, or even approach that from a peripheral standpoint, the Mets should really spend the money it would take to bring in a starting pitcher when they have a returning five of a (hypothetically) dominant Mejia, Dickey, Niese, Santana and Pelfrey? When the team has no second baseman, one outfielder whose production can be counted on, no backup plans at catcher or first base, and no bullpen?
– Howard Megdal, New York Baseball Digest.
Well dammit, Howard, try harder.
Seriously, though, this is an easier point to contend with now that Mejia looked unspectacular in his first start on Saturday, but even if he goes out and dominates his next four outings I’ll still likely argue that he should start next season in Triple-A.
If Mejia pitches every fifth game for the rest of the season and throws a complete game in each outing (which probably won’t happen), he’ll barely have thrown 100 innings this season. The Mets will be wise to limit him in 2011, and bringing him along slowly in the Minor Leagues — allowing him to better his control and secondary arsenal — seems like as good a way as any to do that. Then, if he succeeds in Triple-A, unleash him on the National League. Let him force his way into the Majors, rather than the other way around.
Dillon Gee’s nice start provides some optimism that the Mets can fill out their pitching staff from within regardless of whether Mejia is ready, but I’d still argue that the team should pursue rotation depth this offseason. Assuming Dickey, Santana, Pelfrey and Niese all stay healthy and pitch this well again in 2011, with no contingency plan, could burn the team.
Of course, as Howard points out, pitching is hardly the team’s only need and the wisdom of all offseason moves is dictated by the cost.
Yes, the Mets will need to find some way to better their offense, though I think they can actually safely assume something of a return to form from Jason Bay and some improvement from Ike Davis, and that simply not having Jeff Francoeur suck up 400 at-bats in a corner outfield spot will benefit the team immensely.
These are concerns for the offseason, of course.
The important thing is that the Mets are still playing baseball, and that with Mejia taking the mound tonight against the full-strength Phillies, there’s actually something interesting to watch.
World’s most expensive sandwich probably not even that good
Actually the gold sprinkles are relatively cheap. What makes it so expensive is that white truffle cheese, which itself cost £92 to make.
Blunos used a £5 loaf of sourdough dressed with extra virgin olive oil and then layered cheese, slices of quail egg, tomato, apple and fresh figs. He added dainty mustard red frills, pea shoots and the herb red amaranth for a salad layer and topped the whole masterpiece with edible gold dust.
– Steven Morris, Guardian.co.uk.
Wait, so you’re telling me I’m going to pay the equivalent of $170 for a sandwich and there’s not even going to be any meat on there? Look, I’m sure that white truffle cheese is plenty tasty — wait, actually, no, I’m not sure that white truffle cheese is plenty tasty. Who wants white truffle cheese? I’m about cheddar or jack, a nice hearty cheese.
And I’m sorry, figs aren’t any good. Fig Newtons are delicious but figs themselves are too sweet. We have a fig tree in my backyard and it yields billions of figs. And every day my wife’s all, “you’ve got to eat some of these figs, we’ve got so many,” but sorry, they’re gross. If I wanted candy, I’d plunge into that huge bag of Nerds and Now and Laters we’ve got in the pantry for some reason. And neither those nor the figs are appropriate to be anywhere near my sandwich.
Quail eggs and edible gold I’m fine with. I can abide a baller-ass sandwich even if I can’t afford one. Also, my compliments to the chef on his fine mustache:

Hat tip to commenter Andrew.
The R.A. Dickey Photoshop contest
The gang at Amazin’ Avenue is running a contest to see who can best Photoshop R.A. Dickey onto something. I know there are some excellent Photoshoppers that read this site so I figured I’d pass the word along. Also, I couldn’t believe no one had done this yet, so I entered it myself.
Sam Page on the Walter Reed thing
This is the last time I’m going to link to anything related to this story because I’d really prefer to just let it die. Sam does a nice job exposing why the story became a story in the first place. The only thing I’d add: It’s these guys’ job to sell papers, and they know enough to recognize that fans are going to eat up stories about three of the most hated players on the team disrespecting veterans. The other players and especially team brass need to realize that and keep their “fuming” private.
Holy awesome
If you didn’t see it, click through to watch the deciding play in today’s Rockies-Reds game. Know also that Chris Nelson has been in the Major Leagues for a week. If that display doesn’t earn a guy Colbert’s Alpha Dog of The Week honors, I don’t know what does.
On Carlos Gonzalez’s home/road splits
Fascinating read from an Athletics Nation fanpost asserting that Gonzalez could be benefiting at home — and struggling on the road — because of the difference in how fastballs (not breaking pitches) move at altitude. Home/road splits have been pretty clearly amplified at Coors for a long time now and it’s hard to buy that it’s all about the hitter-friendly environment; something else is happening there and this seems like at least a very good step toward an explanation. Huge hat tip to Andrew Martin from Purple Row.
Derek Jeter is moving
The 5,425 square-foot apartment has four bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms and a chef’s eat-in kitchen. It also has 16-foot floor-to-ceiling windows, which flood the apartment with light and give jaw-dropping views of the East River.
But don’t worry that Jeter won’t have a place to call home now that plans on vacating 845 United Nations Plaza.
He is putting the finishing touches on a massive, 30,875 square-foot, seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom waterfront home on Davis Island in Tampa, Fla.
OK, here’s what jumps out at me. And I don’t traffic in high-end real estate or hobnob with the elite too much, so maybe some of you can help me out here: Do rich people’s homes always have so many bathrooms, or is this something particular to Jeter?
Because five and a half baths, when you’ve got four bedrooms, that just seems excessive. And at the new place — nine bathrooms for seven bedrooms? Am I nuts or is that just weird?
I mean I guess it makes sense to have a bathroom for every bedroom so Derek Jeter’s houseguests don’t need to be inconvenienced by having to share bathrooms, but having two additional bathrooms means he’s either anticipating more guests than he has bedrooms — Nick Swisher crashing on the sofa, a couple Giambis strewn about on the floor — or he expects there’ll be situations in which people don’t want to go all the way back to their rooms to shower and so could stop at either of the two extra bathrooms Jeter has strategically placed inside the mansion.
And you know what? When you’re dealing with 30,875 square feet I guess that’s a reasonable possibility.
Also, when you have multiple half-bathrooms in your home, how is that listed? Do two half-bathrooms count as one bathroom? Could it be that Jeter’s new place just has one regular bathroom and 16 half-bathrooms? That would be kind of awesome. Maybe he has the world’s smallest bladder and just wanted a water closet at every turn, for his comfort.
When in doubt, blow it up
Look, for all I know that horse was chock full of plastic explosives, though it sure didn’t look like it from the way it blew up. I imagine some paranoid parent saw the thing and called the cops, the cops had to respond, then they showed up and saw that it was obviously just a toy horse and the conversation went something like this:
“Dude, this is obviously just a toy horse.”
“Yeah, but we came all the way out here and we’ve already got all our bomb stuff out. So we should probably blow it up.”
“Obviously.”
And let the record show, that’s precisely the type of logic I’d employ all the time if I were a cop, because if you’ve got opportunities to blow stuff up while you’re on the clock, you take them.
Excuse me: Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Blow it to smithereens.
Fast food burger rankings
In-N-Out and Five Guys tie for the win. I’ve never been to three of the 18 places surveyed here — In-N-Out, Burgerville and Back Yard Burgers — but I’m mostly OK with the rankings until they get near the back end. Burger King is gross, and no one in his right mind could say it’s better than Jack In The Box, my former employer. Culver’s, ranked 6th, is excellent. One chain that didn’t make the list — Denver-area favorite Good Times — would probably crack the top 5 if it did.