Luke Gregerson gone nuts

Luke Gregerson has now struck out all six Mets he’s faced in his two innings of relief in this series.

Our video editor Jason directed my attention to Gregerson’s ridiculous season today, and it’s probably something worth noting.

The 26-year-old right-hander has now struck out 39 batters in 32 1/3 innings while walking only two. That’s a 19.5:1 0 K:BB ratio, if you’re not good at math. Oh, and one of those two walks was intentional.

He has allowed six runs this season, good for a 1.39 ERA. And, most amazingly, he has only allowed 12 hits this entire season. Dude has a 0.433 WHIP. No other pitcher with double-digit innings this season has allowed less than half a baserunner per inning.

Gregerson throws more sliders than any other pitcher in baseball according to Fangraphs.com, which means he’s probably an injury risk.

But considering the Padres got Gregerson as a player-to-be-named later from the Cardinals in exchange for Khalil Greene, it’s safe to say that was a decent pickup. Greene hit .200 with a .272 on-base percentage in 193 plate appearances with the Cardinals in 2009, a season in which he struggled with social anxiety disorder.

What’s funny — or maybe not funny at all, just telling — are the parallels between Gregerson and Padres closer Heath Bell. Both posted excellent peripherals in the Minor Leagues, though both were always a little old for their level. Neither got much of an opportunity with the team that drafted him, and both came to the Padres as low-cost trade acquisitions. Hmph. Maybe that Kevin Towers guy knew a thing or two about building a bullpen.

Fernando Tatis is actually pretty decent

Now I’m straight trolling.

I’ve noticed a lot of Mets fans throwing around Fernando Tatis’ name when listing the players that have stunk up the Mets’ bench in the past couple of years, and that’s not really fair. I covered this during the offseason: Tatis has been a valuable reserve player for the Mets for the past two seasons. He’s certainly not an ideal starting first baseman — a role he’s been thrust into due to injuries and ineffectiveness at various points in the past two seasons — but he’s a player worth having on a reasonable contract.

The Mets signed Tatis to an $850,000 contract this offseason — less than half of what Alex Cora got, and without any vesting option. He has struggled so far this season, posting a .706 OPS across a small sample of 54 plate appearances, but look a little closer: His batting average on balls in play — .250 — is well below his career .309 mark and he’s hitting at least as many line drives as he ever has.

Tatis’ struggles are likely a sample-size blip, and though it’ll likely take him a while to get enough hits for his stats to normalize a bit, his rough start doesn’t make him any less apt to produce moving forward. Certainly he’s aging, and at some point it will stop seeming wise to hang onto an old utility player, but as long as he is demonstrating decent plate discipline with some power and the capacity to play almost anywhere on the diamond, he’s a guy worth having.

He doesn’t belong lumped in with the rest. Even to this point in the 2010 season, Tatis can boast a 0.3 WAR, placing him solidly ahead of Cora, Gary Matthews and Frank Catalanotto, all of whom have marks below the replacement-level.

Dodgers breaking new ground in dysfunction

On the heels of talk that the Dodgers intentionally drafted a player who won’t sign with them comes a report that they paid for a Russian faith healer to treat their players via television, thousands of miles away. Check out Memories of Kevin Malone for more details and hilarious commentary, and remember that, no matter how frustrated you get with your team, it could always be worse. Unless you’re a Dodgers fan, apparently.

Hat tip to Chris Wilcox for the link.

Chemical explosion

There was always a cold feeling in the Mets clubhouse last year. Players checked in for work, but there was no sense that this was a team that was in it together.

That has changed.

These 2010 Mets certainly have their flaws, and their margin of error is slim, but that makes team chemistry even that much more important. When last night’s game against the Padres was rained out at Citi Field, David Wright walked past Mike Pelfrey’s locker. As he passed Big Pelf, he gave him a friendly little slap in the face with his batting glove, laughed and jogged away.

Kevin Kernan, N.Y. Post.

Are the Mets winning because they’re getting along, or are the Mets getting along because they’re winning? Was there a cold feeling in the clubhouse last year because Ike Davis wasn’t around, or was it because basically every player got hurt and the team was out of the race by late July? It’s an impossible chicken-egg debate and not one I really care to expound upon further than I did here or here.

But I wonder why the team-oriented leadership of Jeff Francoeur didn’t propel the Mets to greatness in the second half of last season, why Rod Barajas couldn’t do much to help the Blue Jays last year, and why the 2006 Mets seemed to have no trouble winning with ol’ me-first Carlos Delgado slugging home runs?

No one could argue that it’s bad for a team to get along. It’s not. Everyone appreciates a cheerful work environment, baseball players included. But I bet the clubhouse doesn’t seem nearly as chummy when the Mets lose four in a row. Kernan says it himself in his conclusion: “Talent is always the difference-maker.”

That. Francoeur, Barajas and Davis do seem like pretty awesome guys, always charismatic and affable when pressed by reporters. And that’s good. In the grand scheme of things — whatever the hell that means — being a great person is probably more important than being a great baseball player. But the latter will probably win more games.

I’m immature

“Since their inception, the Zones have served sports fans very well,” said an ESPN spokesman, who declined to comment further. “But from a pure business perspective, the economics have been challenging.”

Harry Balzer, chief industry analyst for research firm NPD Group, said the restaurant business was undergoing its biggest decline in three decades.

“This year was horrible,” Balzer said. “A restaurant meal is a very discretionary behavior. You could always eat at home and save money doing it. And going out for dinner is the most expensive food you could buy.”

Dawn C. Chmielewski, Los Angeles Times.

Turns out Disney is closing a lot of ESPN Zones, which, well, whatever. The important thing is: HARRY BALZER?

I’m sorry.

But seriously, your name is Harry Balzer? Of course this year was horrible, bro. Every year must be horrible when your name is Harry Balzer.

For Pete’s sake, go by “Harold.” Or, hell, Pete.

Hat tip to Can’t Stop the Bleeding.

Exciting times

Pelfrey and Davis, Davis and Pelfrey. Whatever may become of the Mets’ season as summer turns to fall, there is the hope that at least — at least! — this year will be the year when Mike Pelfrey and Ike Davis become bona fide stars. Strasburg struck out 14 for the Nationals on Tuesday, fulfilling the expectations that come with being the No. 1 overall pick in the 2009 MLB First-Year Player Draft. The Mets took Pelfrey at No. 9 in 2005, and it wasn’t until this year that he has shown the sustained success they had envisioned.

Tuesday’s start against San Diego was typical of 2010 for Pelfrey: Nine innings, one run, five hits, no walks, six strikeouts. He ended up taking a no-decision — the Mets wouldn’t win until Davis’ walk-off blast in the 11th (more on that later). Yet Pelfrey’s performance still resonated. He’s allowed a total of three earned runs in his last four starts, dropping his ERA to 2.23, good for ninth in the insanity that is the pitching landscape of this season.

Sam Borden, SNY.tv.

Last night, the Mets started an entirely homegrown infield, all 27 or under, with Pelfrey on the mound. Jose Reyes and Davis hit home runs. David Wright had a pair of hits. Pelfrey was awesome.

Fans always seem to appreciate young, homegrown players, and they’re right to: Young, homegrown players are both exciting and cost-effective.

These are exciting times for Mets fans. Whether by design or by accident, the Mets appear to be moving away from their familiar model of relying on over-the-hill acquisitions and toward a more organic winner.

That may or may not come this year, but those clamoring for the team to to trade a slew of prospects for the right to rent Cliff Lee or overpay Roy Oswalt should consider the Mets’ promising future. This is something I got at this offseason: For the first time in years, the Mets have numbers in the farm system. Not just one or two top-flight prospects and a pile of muck, but a whole group of young players in the high levels who appear likely to contribute to the Major League team.

Not all of them will pan out, but there’s no good way of knowing which ones will and which ones won’t, and no reason to trade away any of them in the name of this single season. The Mets should, as always, strive to compete every single year. And teams need to develop good young players to do that.

Sure, Oswalt and Lee are great pitchers and if either could be had for a steal, you know, cool. But neither guarantees the Mets a playoff berth, and so the team should be leery of jeopardizing its longterm health for a short-term fix.

Oh, and someone please make Jenrry Mejia a starter already. Good lord.