Decree

I don’t make a lot of sweeping declarative statements, here or anywhere.

But here’s one: The front of all Major and Minor League road uniforms should feature the team’s city name, and decidedly not the team’s nickname.

For some reason I cannot determine, this bothered me in particular on Sunday when the Mets, in Philadelphia, showed up at Citizen’s Bank Park with “Mets” on their shirts.

This is culled from baseball history, or something: The Mets represent New York. They have traveled to Philadelphia to measure their talents against the team that plays in that city, and so should be obligated to the Philadelphia fans to make clear, via uniform top, where they’ve come from.

Maybe this isn’t the best example, because I don’t believe anyone owes Philadelphia fans anything. But other fans, maybe.

Even as our allegiances to baseball teams become less necessarily dictated by geography, the league should dictate that teams prominently display their own. I could care less if a team has three regular home jerseys and two alternates and seven varieties of road uniforms as long as all the road jerseys say the city name.

And I recognize there’s no actual good reason. I’m just sayin’s all.

From the Wikipedia: Stone Mountain

I seen it! From the Wikipedia: Stone Mountain.

Stone Mountain is a quartz monzonite dome monadnock in Georgia. If you care to learn what any of that means, geologically, I recommend the Wikipedia. If you need to be reminded that the word “monadnock” is funny, here’s that: Monadnock.

I’m pretty sure “quartz monzonite dome monadnock” means, roughly, “big, big rock.” Thing stands 1,686 feet high, and since it’s on reasonably flat ground, it looms pretty huge over the outskirts of Atlanta.

The rare fairy shrimp may breed on the mountain’s summit, but it may not if it is extinct, as many scientists now believe. In either case, “fairy shrimp” is a terrible name to call any of the mountain’s many school-aged tourists.

The chiefly notable thing about Stone Mountain, beyond its huge rock qualities and the debatable presence of fairy shrimp, is that it features the largest bas-relief sculpture in the world.

The subjects? Why, Confederate heroes Jefferson Davis, Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee.

As a total yankee, my first reaction to seeing something like that falls somewhere between abject terror and sarcastic, holier-than-thou bemusement, especially when I read about how the Ku Klux Klan was revived at the base of Stone Mountain — before the bas-relief even started — in 1915.

Then I think about it more and try to write the whole thing off as history. The Civil War happened a long time ago now, and the sculpture was commissioned a long time ago too, even if it wasn’t finished until 1972 (!). While the men memorialized on the side of that rock fought on behalf of despicable things, I couldn’t exactly ask the people of Georgia to blow the whole thing up and erase it. Besides, as long as Andrew Jackson’s on the 20-dollar bill no one should pretend the U.S. is above commemorating guys who did atrocious things.

Then I go see the laser light and fireworks show projected on Stone Mountain on Saturday night and I just get really confused. The spectacle, mostly a tribute to Georgian music, includes a segment on the Civil War that glorifies Lee, Jackson and Davis and concludes with the trio apparently deciding its foolish to continue fighting and that unification is in the nation’s best interest. It’s a bit weird, especially since, you know, that’s not how it happened.

A few of my buddies were pretty freaked out by the whole affair, and I’ll grant that there’s something unsettling about flagrantly rewriting history in 100-foot tall laser beams.

But judging by the crowd, no one was there for a history lesson anyway, and the “Devil Went Down to Georgia” segment drew a way more enthusiastic reaction than the Civil War nonsense. Plus the whole thing ended, predictably, with a politically correct and syrupy-sweet laser-light tribute to patriotism and, of course, explosives.

And fighter pilots. A whole lot of fighter pilots.

It was a good show, really. They played Ray Charles and James Brown and OutKast. Like I said, it was a tribute to Georgian music. It just so happened to be projected on a monument to three leaders of the Confederacy. It sure didn’t seem like anyone in the crowd was there to foster hatred or forward revisionist history. They wanted to witness an awesome onslaught of lights and fireworks, and this huge rock provided a really striking natural amphitheater.

Things like Stone Mountain used to get me so upset. I don’t really know why they did, and I don’t really know why that stopped happening. Maybe I’m losing my edge.

Or maybe I’m coming to grips with the knowledge that inexplicably awful things are near-universal in history, ignoring them is dangerous, all the information anyone needs to inform an opinion on them is pretty readily available, and failing any better ideas, we might as well use their monuments for laser light spectaculars.

Things an ace does

I missed Johan Santana’s meltdown last night. I saw the David Wright and Rod Barajas home runs, and I watched the last five boring innings, after the game had already been decided. But the big blows — the unconscionable walk to Jamie Moyer with the bases loaded and the Shane Victorino — came while my friends and I were traveling from our hotel to an Atlanta bar to watch the rest of the game. And obviously I have no access to DVR or anything.

So I can’t answer for sure what happened to Johan Santana last night, as everyone seems to be asking this morning. He said he couldn’t command his fastball, and that seems a reasonable explanation. It happens.

His 2010 season lines, including last night’s brutal start, reflect some alarming trends: steadily increasing H/9 and BB/9 with a steadily declining K/9. Of course, that’s all in a very small sample, and Santana’s likely still building up strength off elbow surgery.

What I hope, though, — and the reason I’m writing this from a rainy Interstate between Atlanta and Birmingham — is that this one performance doesn’t give any Mets fan with a short memory enough fodder to wrongfully deem Santana “unclutch.”

It’s one game, for one thing. One regular season game. And yeah, it’s a rubber match of a series with the division rival when the Mets are playing well, but despite all the hype around it, one game just really doesn’t mean all that much. It doesn’t matter who’s in first place by a half game on May 3.

I’ve seen people write in various spots already that a performance like Santana’s last night simply is “not something an ace does.” My response? Apparently it is.

Because Santana is awesome, in all situations. Until we have more evidence that he’s anything but that, we must assume he still is. In the biggest game the Mets have ever asked Santana to pitch, he gave them a shutout on three days’ rest with a torn meniscus in his knee. One crappy start in early May shouldn’t make anyone forget about that, unless you think guys who are clutch can magically go unclutch.

He had a terrible start. It happens. It happened to happen at a bad time. Given how well Santana was pitching coming into the game, and given the fact that he’s Johan Santana, it’d be smart to wait until it happens again before deeming him anything but an ace.

Wilmer Flores: Nice kid, good hitter, swings a lot

The day Ike Davis came up, Jerry Manuel lauded his “easy power.” I liked that.

I don’t know if it matters a ton whether a guy’s power appears easy or hard-fought. Gary Sheffield’s power never looked like it came easy. Dude swung the hell out of the bat, but he sure made it work for him. And I remember watching Mark Johnson take batting practice, and seeing him park ball after ball into Shea Stadium’s mezzanine without looking like it took much work at all. But he only hit 38 Major League home runs in his career.

S0 for all I know it doesn’t make the tiniest bit of difference, in terms of ultimate results, how much apparent exertion goes into hitting a home run.

All I can say for certain is that when Wilmer Flores drove an 0-1 fastball at his knees about 350 feet and over the left field fence here in Savannah on Thursday night, it looked entirely effortless. Almost nonchalant. That such a skinny kid with such a smooth swing could drive a ball so far almost seemed an optical illusion, yet there was no doubt the ball would exit the yard as soon as he struck it. Easy power.

Flores swung at the first pitch he saw in his next at bat and lifted a lazy fly ball to center. He struck out on a wild pitch in the dirt in his third at-bat, and grounded out weakly on the first pitch he saw in his final at-bat.

He swings a lot. It’s hard to blame him, really, since swinging the bat has been such a massively rewarding activity for him so far this season. He was hitting .352 entering tonight’s game, with a .394 on-base percentage and a .580 slugging.

And he’s 18 years old. Who could fault a teenager for jumping at any sign of a fastball, knowing what he’s capable of doing to them?

I met Flores today. He told me he’s working on his defensive footwork, which he feels is his biggest weakness. He said the difference between how he hit last year and how he’s hitting this year is experience, and growing comfortable with the level. And he said the team’s long bus rides are tough, but worth it for the opportunity to improve as a baseball player.

Twice, actually. Due to some technical difficulties I failed to successfully record the audio of my first interview with Flores, but Flores happily repeated the entire conversation. Nice kid. Funny kid.

And kid, for sure. It feels like we’ve been hearing about Flores for so long that from afar it’s hard to believe he’s still so young, even if his youth is a huge part of what has made him so notable. But watch him take infield before a game or stand close to him and there’s no doubt. Knobby knees, gawky limbs, sparse hairs on his chin. He carries himself with confidence and his coaches rave about his makeup, but he looks his age.

Until he connects with one, of course.

In his first at-bat tonight, Flores worked a 3-1 count before smoking a line drive right at the Lexington shortstop. Not the greatest result, but a promising approach for certain. In his second plate appearance, he worked the count full, fouled a couple pitches off, then walked on a low fastball. Wilmer Flores is growing up.

The Godfather

I didn’t eat the Frito Pie last night. Toby pointed me toward the Godfather, and I couldn’t resist. Though at delis all over the New York area “The Godfather” refers to an Italian hero, at Grayson stadium it’s an Italian sausage covered with Philly cheesesteak and chicken-steak. (Is that an oxymoron? You know what I mean, like the chicken equivalent of Philly cheesesteak.) I got mine with jalapenos, because I’m like that.

Here is what the Godfather looks like. There’s an Italian sausage under there. The ketchup was my own addition:

What did it taste like? Exactly how you’d expect: Amazing. I still have a little bit of a grease headache just thinking about it, but worth it nonetheless. This needs to catch on.

Minor Leagues FTW

In the bottom of the 8th inning in tonight’s tilt between the Savannah Sand Gnats and Lexington Legends, Lexington catcher Jonathan Fixler bobbled a pitch and Savannah right fielder Cesar Puello broke to steal third base.

Fixler made a perfect throw to third that had Puello beat by 20 feet. Puello stood to be only the second runner caught stealing in the game after something like a million had already stolen bases successfully.

But Puello turned back from whence he came, so Lexington third baseman Jonathan Meyer threw toward second. Only Meyer’s throw glanced off Puello’s back and into center field. Puello again switched directions, this time reaching third safely. Meyer was charged with the Legends’ fourth error of the game.

Puello would later score on the Legends’ fifth error of the game.

The official scorer, sitting next to me in the press box, spent a good ten minutes on the phone trying to explain what happened. It’s all reflected now in the box score.

Oh, and Wilmer Flores crushed a home run in his first at-bat, on the second pitch he saw. More on that to certainly follow.

Savannah pre-game braindump

Holy crap, Savannah is beautiful. I’ve been here twice before, but maybe I was too young to fully appreciate it, or maybe the weather wasn’t quite this nice. Whatever the case, I had to drive a radius of the city to get to my hotel. It seemed like every house was architecturally interesting — from a wide varieties of styles and eras, too — and they’re all under a canopy of big old oak trees draped with Spanish moss. Gorgeous. I regret not taking photos, but I was driving.

I’m here at the ballpark — Historic Grayson Stadium, just 84 years young — perched in the “trailer in the sky” of a press box, as Toby Hyde describes it. The catwalk to get up here was just a tiny bit terrifying:

I spoke to the Sand Gnats’ manager, Pedro Lopez, and the Mets’ Minor League Field Coordinator Terry Collins. Segments of those conversations should be posted in a video for SNY.tv sometime after I get back and our video editors chop ’em up, but we talked a lot about expectations for this level, the need to balance results and development, and, of course, Wilmer Flores.

Lopez raved about Flores’ makeup, and said his two-strike approach is outstanding for a player his age. He said Flores needs reps, more than anything, defensively.

Collins stressed that there’s no rush to move Flores along, but expects he’ll advance at some point this summer. He said he’d like to see Flores be a little more patient at the plate.

Soon will be time to watch some South Atlantic League baseball. It’s a brilliant night for a ballgame, so I don’t expect I’ll stay in the press box long. Plus I want to chat up a few fans. Survey the scene and all. Also, that $3.50 Frito Pie has my name all over it.

Don’t tell me where I can’t sit!