Terrifying item of utmost concern

I know I promised no more than one non-sports post a day, but I don’t think this constitutes breaking that promise. This horrifying bit of news is entirely connected to sports:

The price of  chicken wings is skyrocketing.

More on this will certainly follow in the coming days, but I must now go to ShopRite to start hording. I recommend you do the same. Boneless wings are not wings.

2 thoughts on “Terrifying item of utmost concern

  1. That’s… I don’t even know how to process that. If I can’t eat 20 cent wings while watching football and drinking beer on Sundays, then the terrorists have won.

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