I know I promised no more than one non-sports post a day, but I don’t think this constitutes breaking that promise. This horrifying bit of news is entirely connected to sports:
The price of chicken wings is skyrocketing.
More on this will certainly follow in the coming days, but I must now go to ShopRite to start hording. I recommend you do the same. Boneless wings are not wings.
Tedquarters 
That’s… I don’t even know how to process that. If I can’t eat 20 cent wings while watching football and drinking beer on Sundays, then the terrorists have won.
In other news, the economy of Buffalo, NY has collapsed overnight.