There are times when even Mets fans have to give kudos to members of the Phillies, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t credit Jayson Werth for his excellent offseason beard.

Beautiful German biathlete Magdalena Neuner, who will break your heart then gun you down with pinpoint accuracy, feels mistreated by anti-doping officials.

W.T.F. Some fool must have hit the wrong button and dropped LT by accident in the Yahoo! league. Now’s the time to scoop him up if you’ve got the top waiver spot. Quick, before the commish overturns it.

Carlos Beltran’s feelings have healed. Good.