Let’s face it: Tom Brady’s pinpoint accuracy and Mark Sanchez’s uncanny last-minute exploits matter only for fleeting broadcast segments each week when the helmets are on. When the ‘dos are out parading the rest of the time, these two men compete directly, head on, for the unofficial title of GQ QB of the Year.
You don’t think this matters to them? Hah.
– Filip Bondy, N.Y. Daily News.
This isn’t even a contest. Anyone who thinks Tom Brady is a more handsome quarterback than Mark Sanchez is a philistine. Tom Brady is some weird exaggeration of a good-looking guy, with all the prototypical hot-guy features amplified to the point of vulgarity.
Mark Sanchez is beautiful. Look at this man. Ladies, he cares about your hearts!
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Tom and Mark are both hot, whay does one have to be haotter, both talented btu Brady egts the oevrall edge because of his championships and supermodel wife.
“This isn’t even a contest. Anyone who thinks Tom Brady is a more handsome quarterback than Mark Sanchez is a philistine. Tom Brady is some weird exaggeration of a good-looking guy, with all the prototypical hot-guy features amplified to the point of vulgarity.”
I think this may be the best small bit of writing I have ever come across. Its well written, completely bizarre and absurd, and absolutely awesome!