Big, big news today: Turns out Cole and Heidi Hamels have joined Twitter, and thanks to the @TheHamels account, I found the web home of the Hamels Foundation, the couple’s charity dedicated to educating inner-city youth and curing AIDS.
Now you might think such humanitarian efforts should afford one a respite from online humiliation, but then you’re probably not a downright awful person like I am. And the Hamels Foundation’s web site is a treasure trove of heretofore undocumented embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels.
There are so many goofy photos of Cole Hamels on the site that I had to focus on only the most embarrassing when updating the compendium here at TedQuarters. Check out that page for all of them, but here’s the clear highlight:
And perhaps my favorite part is that Jamie Moyer attends all these functions, and Jamie Moyer somehow manages to look awesome doing all the same things that make Cole Hamels look silly: