Police were called to check a suspicious woman in a van on the Taco Bell parking lot at 7237 Watson Rd. An Affton woman was arrested for having a methamphetamine laboratory inside her Ford van at 2:30 a.m. Felony drug distribution and manufacturing charges were issued by the St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.
It’s like: Meth cooks, when will they learn? Have you never seen Breaking Bad? If you’re going to want Taco Bell in the wee hours of the morning — which is understandable regardless of your sobriety and vice of choice — you need to keep two distinct vehicles, one for making and distributing drugs, the other for acquiring Fourthmeal. You arouse enough suspicion just rolling into a Taco Bell parking lot at 2:30 a.m. Do it in an obvious meth lab and you’re headed for the big house.