Gothamist reports that someone’s opening up a mayonnaise store in my old neighborhood. TedQuarters aims to support small businesses and all, but the thought of so much mayonnaise in one spot turns my stomach a little. I’m just imagining gobs of mayo on shelves, and people behind a counter ladling mayo from giant tubs into jars, and a mayo slick on the floor that gets on the bottom of your shoe so you slide around all day. And I realize it’s probably not like that.
Since I have no particular distaste for mayonnaise as a condiment and since this place is making its own high-end, flavored mayos, I’m certainly open to trying it out. I think I’d just prefer it by mail-order or if someone gave some to me.