You ever have a day when it feels like the weight of the world’s stupidity is crushing? That’s this day. It seems there’s just an avalanche of stupid thundering down upon me, an unending and unavoidable onslaught of stupid on my TV and in the papers and on the Internet and out in the street, the type of frustrating, mind-numbing stupid that just makes me want to bail on everything and hole up in a basement somewhere and eat Sun Chips and listen to Pet Sounds on repeat.

But that’s not really an option, so I’m going to take a reset and just not mention any of the stupid things I’ve heard or seen or read this morning. Instead I’ll write about Taco Bell in a minute, it being Taco Bell Tuesday and all. For now, watch this monkey mess with these tigers. This monkey’s OK in my book.