Jeff Kent is not here to make friends

I’ve somehow missed this until today: Aaron Gleeman at Hardball Talk is recapping every episode of the current season of Survivor, which features Jeff Kent behaving Jeff Kentily. It’s hilarious, especially if you’ve been looking for evidence to confirm your long-held suspicions that Jeff Kent is a massive jerk. It turns out he’s misleading his team about his motorcycling hobby yet again, plus throwing teammates under the bus, and backstabbing, and also still not being very good at defense.

Also, apparently the other people on Survivor do not know that Jeff Kent played professional baseball, which Kent’s apparently trying to use to his advantage but which you have to figure must be eating him up inside. And for the first time in my life, I wish I were on Survivor so I could blow up Jeff Kent’s spot. Also, I think it might be funny to go on there and be all, “I’m here to make friends.”

Just not with Jeff Kent, obviously. Barry Bonds forever.

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