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The sandwich: Banh mi thit nuong, Banh Mi Cart 37, 37 Nguyen Trai, District 1, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.
The construction: Grilled pork meatballs, pickled vegetables, cucumbers, cilantro, chili paste and some sort of brownish sauce on a baguette.
Important background information: I spent six days in Vietnam and tried seven different banh mi. This was the best, and it wasn’t all that close. Most of the sandwiches came from street carts or slightly glorified street carts, and in Ho Chi Minh City — where I ate the large majority of my banh mi on vacation — most of the street carts sell banh mi filled with various cold cuts, familiar and otherwise. They were all delicious, but once I tried this style, all I wanted were more like this. In fact, about an hour after I had my first, I went back for a second.
Also: Throughout our vacation, my wife and I struggled to convince locals to serve us spicy food. Many European and Australian tourists (and perhaps Americans, too, but we didn’t meet nearly so many), it seems, want no part of typically spicy Thai, Lao or Vietnamese cuisine — something we witnessed to a hilarious extent in a cooking class with some British couples who were put off by the spiciness of ginger and garlic.
So before I carry on, a plea to the Australian dude we met on a boat in Thailand and others like him: Give spicy food a chance, please. You told us you were miffed at all the restrictions they had at the place where they let you in a cage with a tiger. I promise no pepper used in common cooking anywhere presents nearly so much danger, and that developing a taste for more spice will ultimately broaden your culinary horizons and enrich your eating life. I’m not here to tell you what to do; I’m just sayin’s all.
Also, if it catches on, it’ll mean a lot less work on my end in Asia attempting to locate every vendor’s peppers or hot sauces, pointing at them, smiling, nodding vigorously and giving thumbs up. Luckily for us, the woman at the banh mi cart at 37 Nguyen Trai held up a spoonful of chili paste as she constructed the sandwich and shot us a quizzical look, so we were able to point at it, smile, nod vigorously and give thumbs up.
What it looks like:
How it tastes: Awesome. Just… awesome. Everything I could imagine wanting in a banh mi.
The banh mi cart at 37 Nguyen Trai grills tiny pork patties — think seasoned ground-pork sliders — over charcoal on a small barbecue, and there’s enough turnover that every sandwich comes with pork patties hot from the grill. They’re tender and porky, juicy but not greasy, with just a hint of black pepper flavor.
We read somewhere that much of Vietnamese cuisine is fueled by contrasting textures and flavors, a concept that should sound familiar to any loyal readers of these sandwich reviews.
This banh mi seemed the perfect embodiment of that idea: The warm pork and toasty baguette (they threw the baguette on the grill right before they put together the sandwich, a very appreciated touch) complemented the coolness of the vegetables. The intense spiciness of the chili paste matched up with the sweetness of the brown sauce. The sharpness of the cilantro complemented the acidity of the pickled vegetables.
It was crunchy and soft, spicy and sweet, hot and cold, comforting and adventurous, everything. Just an explosion of flavors and textures and general greatness. Damn. I have to go back.
What it’s worth: Oh, that’s the other thing. It cost 14,000 Dong, or about 67 cents. Plus the cost of airfare, of course, unless you’re already in Ho Chi Minh City.
How it rates: 97 out of 100. Inner circle Hall of Famer.
Welcome back, Ted. Going to recommend that you stay away from any 67-cent sandwiches in NYC.
This sounds all sorts of delicious. The only problem is that now I want a bahn mi, and there’s no place near me that serves them (let alone a good one).
Welcome back Ted. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we hope you had a good trip. and we’re all excited to see new posts from you.
You’d think it’d be less funny to me after a week in Vietnam, but it’s no less funny.
Sounds delicious! Did you make it up to Hanoi, and if so, did you get to try any Bun Cha? It’s no sandwich, but still pretty damn tasty!
We did not make it to Hanoi, unfortunately. It was pretty much the No. 1 place we wanted to go in Southeast Asia that we could not work in to our itinerary. We went to Hoi An and HCMC in Vietnam.
Welcome back Ted. The weeks haven’t felt quite right without a bit of your sandwich chatter and sane baseball commentary to spice them up.
Oh and thanks for making me hungry for something not served anywhere near me.
You are officially spoiled for NYC bahn mi now. Good to have you back in the blogosphere
Welcome back Ted. Dong.
How does Cole Hamels keep allowing himself to be photographed this way? I’m so glad I traded him in my Strat-O-Matic team.
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