At long last, the video I made last week from Citi Field’s foodfest with Lawrence, the NYC Food Guy. Enjoy:
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I’m trying a little something different with the links today in an effort to get me (and you) adjusted to what I hope will become the style for an eventual site redesign that probably won’t happen for a while, since it takes me forever to do everything.
So instead of doing a links-dump post like I normally do, I’m going to try quoting snippets of interesting links and weighing in on them, which I tried to do with the John Harper piece below. Of course, with that one I ended up writing several hundred words, which is pretty much a proper blog post, and so, you know, link fail.
Let me know if this pisses you off.
Based on a survey of an incredibly small sample of readers (my wife) I felt like a lot of the links were getting glossed over, plus I spent a lot of time every morning scouring for a few last links. Also, I end up linking a lot of sites a lot of you probably read anyway, without really adding anything.
This should let me space out content a little more, save me some time for thinking about what to write about in greater detail, give me space to weigh in on more stuff, and ideally provide more interesting fodder for thought for you, the TedQuarters reader.
Oh, plus it should allow for more non-Mets stuff. When did this become exclusively a Mets blog? That was never supposed to be the plan?
Of course, I reserve the right to go back to the old format if this one doesn’t work out.
John Harper on the Mets’ rotation
Actually, what made the Murphy news feel weighty was the timing yesterday, coming on the same day the Mets practically declared a level of panic over their starting rotation, announcing that Jon Niese is suddenly their No.3 starter when the season opens next week….
Jerry Manuel can try to sell it as merely a case of matchups, but if the Mets are so worried about Pelfrey facing the Marlins that they are already reconfiguring their rotation, it’s hardly a good sign.
And you get the feeling Perez is now No. 5 in the rotation only because there isn’t a No. 6.

I’ve mentioned this a billion times before, but fretting over the order of the rotation is a huge pet peeve of mine. Your five best pitchers start. You can worry about who is No. 1 and No. 2 and No. 3 if and when the playoffs come around, but in April? Bah. Whatever.
I’m not arguing with Harper’s point that the Mets’ rotation doesn’t look great coming out of Spring Training. I’d be a fool to quibble with that.
But who really cares if Niese pitches Thursday against the Marlins or Saturday against the Nats? By the end of the season, the pitchers who have stayed healthy and effective will have started 30-34 games, and those who haven’t won’t have.
I’m near certain the reason the Mets shuffled their starters had more to do with saving their bullpen than anything else. Does anyone think the Mets think John Maine is their second-best starter and want to reward him for it by trotting him out in the season’s second game? Likely story.
Smart money says the Mets want to space out Maine and Oliver Perez as best as possible to keep the bullpen as fresh as can be, and do their best to make sure Mike Pelfrey, who for all his warts can eat up some innings, and Johan Santana are pitching between them.
Mike Jacobs apologizing, briefly (no April Fool’s)
OK, one brief note on Mike Jacobs’ hitting: If he’s being used exclusively against right-handers, he’s not that terrible. In his career, against righties, Jacobs has a .263/.325/.505 line. I’d prefer a first baseman with a higher OBP, but the power is impressive.
It’s a little funny that there’s been little to no talk about Fernando Tatis slotting in at first in Daniel Murphy’s absence. I would guess this has to do with Tatis hitting right-handed, since the Mets will have fellow righties David Wright, Jeff Francoeur and Jason Bay in the middle of their lineup.
But Tatis has not demonstrated a particularly big platoon split across his career — he’s got an .816 OPS against lefties and a .777 OPS against righties — so though the lineup would be more balanced with Jacobs starting, it wouldn’t necessarily be better.
Tatis, after all, has a .340 career OBP against right-handers and posted a .338 mark against them last season, better than Jacobs’ .325 career and .311 2009 marks, albeit with less power, regardless of handedness.
As to what commenter steve wrote yesterday, I have been watching the Spring Training games, and I’ll grant that Jacobs has looked good defensively. The eyes can be deceiving, of course, and a few slick-looking diving plays can make up for a whole lot of lost range.
I try not to blindly follow any metric or line of thought, and I’ll certainly amount that UZR has its flaws and that measuring defense is a difficult thing to do. But both that stat and the Fielding Bible plus/minus place Jacobs among the very worst defensive first basemen in the Majors over the three years he played there regularly, and I trust those measurements more than I do my own eyes over a very small sample of Spring Training opportunities.
Me on Feb. 10
Hat tip to Ryan for pointing this one out, upon the Mets signing Mike Jacobs:
That’s not to say it’s a bad move for the Mets to scoop him up on a Minor League deal. It’s a Minor League deal, after all. It will likely be a bad move if they cite his Major League experience and 32 home runs in 2008 and give him a 25-man roster spot over a more capable and deserving player, but since they haven’t done that yet, I’ll wait on it.
It still technically hasn’t happened, so I’m still waiting. At this point, I’m through being baffled by the Mets’ roster decisions, and Jacobs starting in Daniel Murphy’s stead over Frank Catalanotto or Ike Davis or — heaven forbid — Chris Carter is so utterly predictable that I’m unable to muster up the energy to react with any gusto. I apologize. Maybe tomorrow.
Plus my eyes are doing something funky and I can’t quite focus on my computer screen. Did I have way too much caffeine today? The huge pile of Diet Dr. Pepper cans in the recycling bin says maybe.
Season in preview: First base
I’m going to be honest: I started this whole series of season-preview pieces as an excuse to write about Daniel Murphy again.
It seems like everyone in every corner has decided Murphy is not and will never be a starting Major League first baseman. Sabermetricians, beat writers, newspaper columnists, WFAN callers. Everyone.
I don’t necessarily disagree. I’m just not willing to make any definitive conclusions about the career of a soon-to-be 25-year-old (hey, happy birthday, Murph!) who didn’t completely embarrass himself (at the plate) in his first season and two months of big-league play.
Of course, now Murphy’s limping around Port St. Lucie with a sprained knee, and there’s been some speculation he could start the season on the Disabled List. I’ll proceed as though he won’t, or that he’ll at least return to being the Mets’ everyday first baseman in short time.
The Major League first baseman in April: Murphy, Fernando Tatis and one of Frank Catalanotto or Mike Jacobs.
Overview: Look: I’m not aiming to defend Murphy for being among the worst starting Major League first basemen in terms of on-base percentage and slugging average in 2009. He did not hit like a capable starting first baseman on a competitive team. That’s for certain.
But that’s not to say he will never hit like a capable starting first baseman on a competitive team. That’s my point. Murphy’s season — on some surface level — appeared to pick up down the stretch in 2009 when he started hitting for more power, but a closer investigation reveals that he almost entirely stopped walking.
That would be a damning sign for a more experienced hitter, but for a young player like Murphy — one who entered the big-leagues in 2008 with only four plate appearances above Double-A — I’ll chalk it up to him honing his game and hope that the patience develops.
Murphy’s defense continues to subject him to beat-writer snark, even though he was statistically among the best in the Majors at first base by both UZR and +/-. He certainly made a few missteps at first base to go with his one ridiculously amazing (and certainly ill-advised) behind-the-back assist, but I thought he looked plenty rangy in the infield, if occasionally confused.
Of course, I pay attention to those stats, so maybe my eyes are biased.
I’ll hold out hope that Murph’s defensive excellence was for real, and that he can hit well enough to give the Mets the right type of problem with Ike Davis coming up the pike.
Few doubt that Davis has more offensive potential, and I am not among those few, but perhaps if Murphy can hit like, I don’t know, Aubrey Huff with plus defense, it will be enough for the Mets to consider shifting Davis to right field if Jeff Francoeur’s not performing. Granted, they’ve got Fernando Martinez for that situation, but that’d be the best kind of logjam. Well, maybe the second best kind of logjam.
I’m getting way, way ahead of myself. Here’s the point: Murphy sucked at hitting last year. Despite what you may think, he was probably actually good at defense. And no matter what anyone says, a little over a year of Major League service time is not enough to predict certain doom for any 25-year-old. Ask Huff or Lee May or scores of other guys who went on to productive careers after shaky starts.
Not to say Murphy will, of course. For every guy that does, a dozen more never do. That’s how baseball works. But stop telling me he’ll never be a Major League first baseman. No one knows what he’ll never be.
Spelling Murphy, the Mets will have Tatis, who’s a lot better than most Mets fans think he is. Of course, he’s most valuable for his defensive versatility, something that won’t be put to great use when he’s backing up first base, and he doesn’t hit lefties much better than he hits righties, so he’s not an ideal platoon partner. But he’s pretty good nonetheless.
Sometimes, probably, the lefty bench bat — be it Jacobs or Catalanotto or (fingers crossed) longshot candidate Chris Carter — will see some time at first. If it’s Jacobs, he’ll hit home runs and play poor defense. If it’s Catalanotto, he’ll get on base and play better defense than Jacobs. If it’s Carter, he’ll likely hit more home runs than Catalanotto but fewer than Jacobs while playing better defense than Jacobs but worse defense than Catalanotto.
The Major League first basemen in September: Davis, Tatis and Jacobs/Catalanotto.
I realized today that using “September” as the endpoint here is weak due to 40-man roster expansion, so I figured I’d throw in a bold prediction here and guess that Murphy’s not even on the team by the end of the season.
This is sort of silly, but I can kind of envision a situation playing out similar to the one the Mets endured in 2004: Murphy, like Ty Wigginton that year, plays well but unexceptionally. The team, fumbling on the fringes of contention and in need of a spark, calls up Davis, rendering Murphy redundant. Murphy gets traded, and goes onto a reasonably productive career as a poor-fielding but versatile and decent-hitting journeyman.
That’s a very specific prediction. Oh, and the pitcher the Mets trade Murphy for has a wife who poses for Playboy and wears inappropriate clothing to the team’s annual Christmas charity event for local schoolchildren, and they’re forced to cut bait on that pitcher just to get rid of his loudmouthed wife, even though they’ve just signed him to an expensive contract he clearly didn’t deserve. But the upside is they land John Maine in the deal.
How they stack up: This is funny. For all that “Daniel Murphy is the worst first baseman in the Major Leagues” stuff bandied about this offseason, the first basemen in the N.L. East leave a lot to be desired. Ryan Howard’s pretty awesome. That much we know.
But Adam Dunn, the Nats’ first baseman, was so bad defensively last year that by WAR — a stat that accounts for both offense and defense — he was only barely better than Murphy despite hitting 38 homers with a .398 on-base percentage. Actually, if you go by WAR, Fernando Tatis was more valuable to the Mets than Dunn was to the Nats last year. That’s how much Dunn hurt Washington with his glove, according to that stat.
The Braves will start Troy Glaus, a converted third baseman who will likely hit better than Murphy if he’s healthy, but who missed nearly all of 2009 with shoulder problems. The Marlins have pegged to start Gaby Sanchez, a rookie who is actually a year and a half older than Murphy. Sanchez hit well in the hitter-friendly Pacific Coast League last year.
All three of the non-Howard guys could be better than Murphy, but I’m not willing to say any of them will certainly be. Glaus will if he stays healthy, but that’s far from a lock given his history. I’ll guess Murph, as long as he’s around, plays as the 4th best first baseman in the division, maybe 3rd if he’s lucky. Not great, but probably not befitting all the rage this offseason.
UPDATE, 4:45, p.m.: According to SNY, Murphy has been diagnosed with a Grade 1 MCL sprain and the Mets have given the massively vague window of 2-6 weeks for his recovery. Omar Minaya has pegged Mike Jacobs as the favorite to start in his stead, but I’ll go ahead and assume everyone will be clamoring for Murphy once Jacobs exposes his inability to get on base or play defense in those 2-6 weeks.
Good to know
Omar Minaya on Jenrry Mejia, per SNY:
When you bring up a young kid, it’s more than just his performance. You Think of long-term picture. All things come into play. We did it will Joe Smith and Parnell. But you have to look into a lot of factors.
You have to look at all things. Look at the individual. Each guy has a different personality.
Nice to hear the term “long-term picture” thrown around.
Items of note
According to Adam Rubin, John Maine will start the Mets’ second game, followed by Jon Niese, then Mike Pelfrey, then Ollie Perez. I’m guessing it’s just about spacing out Perez and Maine to spare the bullpen as best as possible.
Rob Neyer already weighed in on this, but it seems like total crap that switch-pitcher Pat Venditte is ticketed for Single-A again. I get that he has short stuff, but obviously there’s no precedent for a pitcher like him, and he dominated the level last season. No reason not to see what he can do in Double-A.
Some anonymous Met thinks the team is babying Jose Reyes. James Kannengieser makes a good point: Some anonymous Met should shut up.
Every part of the last bit here, focusing on Jamie Oliver’s new show, was amazing. Good for Colbert and good for these kids. Yes, Chicken McNuggets are kind of gross. They’re also delicious.
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Hear me say stuff
In case you haven’t heard enough of my opinions about the Mets on this here Web site, you can listen to what I have to say about the Mets in REAL AUDIO this evening on the Sportswire on WCWP Sports. The show starts at 6 p.m., and I’m due to join at 6:30.
WCWP is at 88.1 on your FM dial if you’re on Long Island, or online at www.wcwpsports.com.
One of the hosts, Max Caster, played for me when I coached JV football back in the day. I don’t know whether he’ll be disappointed or thrilled to learn that I don’t yell nearly as much on radio appearances as I did at area referees. Unless, of course, he wants Jenrry Mejia in the bullpen.
Culture Jammin’: The Situation
The Viacom celebrity machine is spectacular. Think about it: By crafting and marketing “reality” shows featuring no-names and has-beens, MTV and VH1 elevate controllable commodities under presumably exploitative contracts to unforeseen stardom, profit from them, then move on to the next crop.
It’s branched far beyond those networks, of course. And in a lot of cases, it’s a win-win. Heidi Montag’s in movies now. Kate Gosselin’s got a full-fledged reality show career.
But that’s not what this is about. This is about The Situation.
Jersey Shore is a fad, something ephemeral. It is the flavor of the month in reality shows. It will go away. We laugh at it now, or cringe, or revel in its stupidity. We’ll do the same with the next one.
The Situation will last, because The Situation is the greatest nickname of all-time. We sit here at our computers and make jokes about this kid, but we’re all jealous that this little punk thought to call himself that and we didn’t. Admit it.
The Situation is to Jersey Shore what He Hate Me was to the XFL.
I remember so few details of that league now, but Rod Smart’s self-granted moniker has left an indelible mark upon pop culture forever. He Hate Me. I’m still not even clear on what that means, but I know Spike Lee made a movie called She Hate Me. I guarantee there’s a similar ripple effect from The Situation.
The Situation! The gravity of it!
It’s so foreboding, and yet not necessarily damning. It’s not The Catastrophe or The Predicament or The Dilemma. It’s just The Situation.
And the fact that The Situation is just some kid from Staten Island named Michael Sorrentino? That makes it 100 time more hilarious, of course. And that The Situation also apparently refers to his six pack? Exponentially funnier.
Michael Sorrentino has taught me two things, for certain: First, the definite article needs more play in nicknames. I know it’s been said many times, but today’s sports nicknames are largely unoriginal. F-Mart? Jay-Hey? B.S. Let’s start with “The” and work from there. I guarantee they get better. There’s a reason “The Franchise” has such a nice ring to it.
Second, I don’t think I’ll ever again, in my life, hear someone describe “the situation” without giggling. Alex Remington’s doing this awesome series for Yahoo! Sports, but one of his subheads renders me incapable of taking it entirely seriously.
That’s The Situation now, I guess.
That’s not to say it’s a bad move for the Mets to scoop him up on a Minor League deal. It’s a Minor League deal, after all. It will likely be a bad move if they cite his Major League experience and 32 home runs in 2008 and give him a 25-man roster spot over a more capable and deserving player, but since they haven’t done that yet, I’ll wait on it.