Cornering the market

Asomugha is a “press” corner, meaning he lines up right on top of receivers like a basketball player on defense and dares them to get past him, a technique that used to be called bump and run when a corner was permitted to be far more physical with a receiver until the ball was thrown….

Passing offenses are based on impeccable timing. Asomugha’s primary ability is to force quarterbacks to improvise. He disrupts routes through strength and technique. Asomugha engages in hand-to-hand combat in the 5-yard zone where such tangling is legal. The receiver is aiming for a clean release to get into his pattern immediately. Asomugha aims to redirect him, without grabbing a fistful of jersey or getting too blatant with his grappling.

Robert Weintraub, N.Y. Times.

Click through and read all of Weintraub’s very technical feature on Nnamdi Asomugha. It makes me miss the hell out of playing football.

The Marlins’ new logo

Some monstrosity believed to be the Marlins’ new logo leaked onto the Internet last week, inspiring all sorts of snark and Twitter outrage — as most things do. I tried a more progressive approach, offering a solution instead of a teardown:

I thought about creating a logo that fit the specifications I outlined, but then I got distracted by something shiny. Luckily, our man Catsmeat mocked one up:

Well done, sir.

Today in Taco Bell violence

Angered that his Taco Bell drive-thru order failed to include hot sauce, a Missouri man returned to the fast food restaurant and allegedly pulled a shotgun on an employee, who fled in fear from the takeout window.

The bizarre incident Saturday evening resulted in the arrest of Jeremy Combs, a 30-year-old convicted felon, on both state and federal charges. 

The Smoking Gun.

Yikes. Look: We all get upset when the Taco Bell employees forget to include the hot sauce or fail to provide the specific taco sauce we request. But since Combs has been arrested for 14 felony counts and thrice convicted, he might want to reserve the shotgun for… well, never.

Luckily, in my years of eating Taco Bell I’ve never been subjected to gun violence at any restaurant. The closest I can offer are a couple of minor skirmishes with drunken morons in parking lots and the following, which made for a popular post on my LiveJournal back in the day:

In February of 2004, I found myself in the frustrating position between paying for my Taco Bell at the first drive-thru window and receiving it at the second. Two cars in front of me, a black Jetta lingered at the pick-up window for what felt like an astonishingly long time — time of course being relative, with no minutes ever lasting longer then those spent anticipating burritos.

In front of me, a man in a green Explorer waited patiently until, for whatever reason, the man in the blue Mazda Tribute right behind me — who had passed the menu board but not yet paid — started honking.

Green Explorer-guy got out of his car, walked right past mine, and started slamming his hands on the windshield of the Tribute, yelling, “give some respect! give some respect!”

It was terrifying and baffling. Respect for whom? The overworked Taco Bell employees? Black Jetta? The sanctity of the drive-thru experience? He didn’t say. He just demanded respect. As you may know, Taco Bell offers MexiMelts, Mexican Pizzas and all manners of Gorditas and Chalupas, but respect is not on the menu. You can feed an orchestra for $50, but if you’re looking for the promise of respect you’re barking up the wrong menu speaker.

The situation was quickly diffused when the black Jetta pulled away and Green Explorer-guy rushed to pull his car up to the second window. Sometimes people just get a little crazy when they’re waiting for tacos.

Hat tip to all five people that alerted me to the shotgun story.

China cloning earthquake-resistant super-pigs

Chinese scientists have reportedly cloned six piglets from a pig that survived the devastating 2008 earthquake in Sichuan province. The piglets’ DNA is identical to that of their father, Zhu Jiangqiang, or “Strong-Willed Pig,” who is something of a national celebrity in China….

Zhu was hailed as a hero after the magnitude 8 earthquake in May 2008, which claimed tens of thousands of human lives and left millions more homeless. The 330-pound hardy hog was trapped beneath rubble for 36 days, but survived by drinking rainwater and chewing charcoal, the AFP reported.

Rebecca Boyle, PopSci.com.

You know what happens next right? One of these pigs survives another disaster, then someone clones that pig. Then one of those clones survives yet another disaster, and someone clones that pig, and so on until someone produces a pig clone so hearty and cunning that it learns how to clone itself and suddenly it’s the pigs serving us on a platter with apples in our mouths.

The Braves were cheating

Leo Mazzone vaguely confessed that the great Braves teams of the late 90s sometimes doctored the ball.

But if John Smoltz and possibly Tom Glavine and/or Greg Maddux got away with it, then presumably so too did many other pitchers not anywhere near as good as those three. Yeah, it’s against the rules, but if umpires and baseball weren’t doing a good enough job policing it then the onus is on them. We’ve danced this tango before.

I talked about this a bit on the podcast last night: Looking back now, I don’t have nearly the hatred for the Braves that I now do for the Phillies. Maybe it’s just that the Phillies are the bad guys now and I have a short memory. But in retrospect, those Braves teams appear almost classy compared to the Phillies and all the grit spilling from their ill-advised chin beards.

Jose Molina awesome at catching

In case you haven’t seen it yet, go check out Mike Fast’s analysis of catchers’ abilities to get borderline strike calls, expanding on work done at Beyond the Boxscore. There’s margin for error, but Fast suggests that the best catchers could earn their teams as many as 15-20 runs a season with the opposite true for the Jorge Posada end of the spectrum. Also: Jose Molina is awesome at it.

Because you’re wondering: By Fast’s data, both Josh Thole and Ronny Paulino have been slightly above average at getting borderline strike calls. I wonder, though, how knuckleballs — a significant portion of the pitches Thole has caught in the last two seasons — affect the outcome.

Mr. Alderson to tear down that wall?

We’re not looking for an advantage with respect to home runs versus visitors’ home runs. At the same time, I think there is some sense that the park is a little more overwhelming to a team that spends half its time there as opposed to a team that comes in for three games and doesn’t really have to alter an approach or think about it too much and leaves.

Sandy Alderson.

Alderson spoke about making changes to the outfield wall at Citi Field during last night’s game and then again after it. He said any changes were “not likely to be subtle,” and that the team has “tried to do as much analysis as [it] possibly can.”

Is it reading too much into Alderson’s comments to consider how a change in the size of the park would affect the Mets’ offseason plans? If Alderson believes that Citi Field can be “overwhelming” to a team that has to play half its games there, it would seem silly to make changes to the roster based on assessments of overwhelmed players.

In other words, here’s yet another reason the Mets should not and likely will not move David Wright. If Wright is affected by Citi Field’s dimensions — physically, psychologically, however — then trading him immediately after changing those dimensions would be positively nuts. The Mets can use 2012 to assess the way players perform in a better hitting environment instead of selling them off at the nadir of their value.

The same goes, to some extent, for Jason Bay. If the park has actually gone to Bay’s head and the Mets think unsubtle changes will help him out of the two-season power drought he has endured since joining the club, the team will likely be wary of eating too much of his contract to pawn him off.

Since Bay plays a replaceable position I imagine the team would still move him if the terms were at all reasonable. But if they think he’ll legitimately improve in the reconfigured ballpark, they’d be wise to hold on to him for a few months to see if he becomes more tempting to trade partners. They might wind up with a couple million dollars’ worth of salary relief by shipping him off on a Gary Matthews-type deal in the offseason, but much more if he starts off the year hitting like he used to.

Of course, there remains a strong possibility certain Mets’ offensive struggles have nothing to do with their home park’s dimensions, so adjustments to the park fail to improve their park-adjusted performances. Bay remains the utterly average hitter he has been, and Wright carries on in his prime years as a very good player short of the greatness he showed in his youth. And if that happens, the Mets lose the ol’ fence argument at the negotiating table, for whatever that’s worth.

At the very least, we can hope the unsubtle changes render the wall itself more subtle. The incessant, unnecessary nook-and-crannying bothers me more than the dimensions themselves, even if I — like the hitters — would like to see a few more home runs.

Oh and as for Jose Reyes and his triples: When Reyes is going well he’s going to hit triples pretty much anywhere. For his career, Reyes has 51 triples at home and 48 on the road. Plus, you can bet Reyes likes hitting home runs, too. In his last three years at Shea Stadium, Reyes averaged a home run roughly every 43 at-bats. In three injury-riddled years at Citi Field, he has averaged a home run every 68 at-bats.