At the Classical, Dave Bry reimagines the songs on Prince’s Purple Rain as a batting order. My only issue with it is doubting Prince’s lineup construction. He’s right about “The Beautiful Ones” being the underappreciated best song on the album, though. I don’t know that there’s a better build-up/payoff ratio in any song in the history of human ears. Prince rules so hard. Not sure I’ve expressed that before.