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Sources hear Yankees could be put up for sale

Multiple baseball and finance sources told the Daily News they are hearing that the team the Steinbrenner family has led to seven World Series titles could be put on the block in the wake of the record sale price of $2.175 billion the Los Angeles Dodgers went for in April….

Yankee president Randy Levine adamantly denied the rumors: “I can say to you there is absolutely, positively nothing to this. The Steinbrenners are not selling the team.” And managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner, George’s younger son, weighed in with his own denial Thursday morning, saying in a statement: “I just read the Daily News story. It is complete fiction. Me and my family have no intention to sell the Yankees and expect it to be in the family for years to come.”

However, according to the sources, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the situation, the recent sale of the Dodgers to a group that includes NBA legend Magic Johnson is just one reason why the Steinbrenner family may be looking to sell the team, which experts estimate could be worth up to a stunning $3 billion.

Michael O’Keeffe and Bill Madden, N.Y. Daily News.

Are you a hedge-fund billionaire looking to get your name in the papers more often? Do you fantasize about paying Alex Rodriguez tons and tons of money through 2017? Good news! The Steinbrenners could possibly be considering selling the Yankees soon, even though they deny it.

Hopefully I have an extra $3 billion laying around by the time it actually goes down because it’d be fun to buy the Yankees then troll everyone hardcore. Put names on the back of the jerseys, or change their name back to the Highlanders and go with an entirely Highlander-themed new logo and color scheme — tartans and lightning bolts and stuff.

Working remotely

Couch potatoes everywhere can pause and thank Eugene Polley for hours of feet-up channel surfing. His invention, the first wireless TV remote, began as a luxury, but with the introduction of hundreds of channels and viewing technologies it has become a necessity…

In 1955, if you wanted to switch TV channels from “Arthur Godfrey” to “Father Knows Best,” you got up from your chair, walked across the room and turned a knob. Clunk. Clunk. Clunk.

Or you could buy a new Zenith television with Flash-Matic tuning. The TV came with a green ray gun-shaped contraption with a red trigger. The advertising promised “TV miracles.” The “flash tuner” was “Absolutely harmless to humans!” Most intriguing of all: “You can even shut off annoying commercials while the picture remains on the screen.”

Carla K. Johnson, Associated Press.

Good read from the Associated Press about the history of the remote control upon the death of its inventor, Eugene Polley. What’s more, look at what the OG flipper looked like:

Well that’s just awesome. Obviously we need more than one button now, but I would gladly give up a little bit of convenience for a remote control that looks what people thought the future would look like in the 1950s.

Also, we never had a remote control in my house growing up. Not until I was a teenager at least. I guess we lost the one that came with the TV we had, and for whatever reason we were the only family on the block whose cable ran direct into the TV instead of through the cable box, so we couldn’t use one of those ubiquitous little black box Cablevision remotes that everyone else had.

With those, though, the big gag on our block was to take one and go change the channel on this one guy’s TV while he was watching it. His son hung out with my brother, so a lot of times it was his own damn remote. His armchair sat right in front of a huge window in his backyard, so it was real easy to creep up behind him with the remote and turn on PBS or whatever. And he’d have to get up to change it, so then obviously as soon as he sat down you change it again. And so on, until he figures it out and gets all pissed and turns around and starts slamming on the window and you run like hell.

Over-unders revisited

At long last, I have added the rest of the preseason over-unders to the sidebar on the right side of this blog for reference. Five of them have been settled already.

Kirk Nieuwenhuis made his Major League debut on April 7. 63 percent of readers believed he would appear in a big-league game before July 13.

Dillon Gee shaved his goatee last week. 66 percent of readers predicted he would shave it before July 1.

On May 18 in Toronto, Scott Hairston hit an opposite-field home run — his first since 2009. Only 41 percent of readers thought Hairston would serve up the proverbial oppo taco this season.

Finally, when Mike Pelfrey fell victim to a torn ligament that ended his season prematurely, he locked in a line full of weird, small-samply rates. He allowed 11.0 hits per nine innings this season after only 35 percent of readers thought he’d allow more than 10 hits per nine, and, more alarmingly, he finished with a 3.25 K:BB ratio, which absolutely no one predicted.

Differential equations

A couple of friends of the program weighed in on the Mets’ extreme (and rather ominous) run differential today. Check out Mike Salfino and Patrick Flood on the subject.

What they say is true: The Mets won’t keep winning like they have been if they keep getting outscored like they have been, so they can either start playing better or start losing more games. But that said, the 22 games they won in their first 42 are banked now regardless of how they got them.

With Leather

Completist readers of this site know that: A) I’m generally down on prospects, or at least banking on prospects from the low Minors to someday contribute to Major League teams and B) I still sort of randomly pick favorite prospects and track their progress even if I know how unlikely it is they’ll ever be as good as I hope. One such prospect is lefty Jack Leathersich, who earned my attention based on his awesome name and even more awesome strikeout rates. Toby Hyde has an interview with the young man, who was recently promoted to High-A St. Lucie.

Leathersich’s first 36 2/3 professional innings have gone about as well as any pitcher could ever hope, for what it’s worth. He has struck out 63 batters in that span while walking only 11, yielding 16 hits and no home runs. He has a 0.74 ERA. Yeah, he’s probably ready for High-A ball.

Card stock

Baseball fans argue endlessly about the best ever to play the game, tossing around names like peanuts at a ballpark. But no one disputes that the greatest card collector was Jefferson R. Burdick….

The father of card collectors, as Burdick was known among his admirers, amassed more than 30,000 baseball cards that are presumed to be worth millions of dollars.

But they will never reach the marketplace because Burdick gave his trove to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the storehouse of civilization known for its Egyptian mummies, medieval armor and Renoirs. It also houses one of the largest baseball card collections in a public institution.

Ken Belson, N.Y. Times.

Awesome read from the Times about Jefferson Burdick, a lifelong baseball-card collector (and oddly, not a big baseball fan) whose collection is housed but not fully on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The article says that “the museum is trying to fulfill his wish that the cards be available to everyone,” which would be sweet. I happen to enjoy the Met plenty without a huge old-timey baseball-card exhibit, but I imagine I’d go there a lot more if there was one.

In the earliest days of my baseball fandom, I collected cards voraciously. I don’t know why exactly it petered out in the early-to-mid-90s — probably some combination of things. I remember growing slowly frustrated with the splattering of card brands, when it was no longer just Topps, Donruss and Fleer but suddenly Upper Deck and Score and Bowman and O-Pee-Chee Premier, and the valuable cards weren’t just the rookies of the good players but the Platinum Special Collection Rookies of the good players and other such nonsense. Also, I suspect my burgeoning interest in girls probably got in the way of considered baseball-card investments.

I still have every single card, though. They’re not worth nearly as much as I thought they’d be by now, in part because my brother and I scaled them and flipped them and traded them with our neighbors all the time, and never paid much attention to keeping them in good shape. Plus I’d never sell them anyway, because selling the baseball-card collection that I shared with my late brother for something less than the fortune we thought we’d someday reap from our binder pages upon binder pages of Pete Incaviglia rookies would be about the saddest thing imaginable.

Sometimes when I’m home, I look through them. The binders are a fun reminder of the dudes we hoped would one day be good and how infrequently prospects actually pan out, not to mention an entertaining peek at several of the late-90s’ beefiest sluggers in their much slimmer days.

But now I’m more taken by our huge duffel bag full of scrubs, all the heroically mustached and tragically sideburned lunchpail guys we tossed aside while weaning out the Wally Joyners and Kevin Seitzers. Some of the names and faces I recognize from later stints with the Mets or one of their divisional opponents, or from certain odd moments in the national spotlight forever inked in my memory; some are guys I’ve seen coaching or scouting, even spoken to in this line of work.

Most of them are just guys, though — smiling portraits or dirty uniforms with a baseball-reference page and a permanent home stuck face-to-face with Kelly Gruber in a duffel bag in my parents’ basement. And somewhere, certainly, those guys and their wives and their kids have those same cards framed and those baseball-reference pages bookmarked, and a lifetime of triumphant and tragic baseball memories to go with them.

And I don’t think that’s sad, really. I think that’s pretty awesome. I mean, Spike Owen doesn’t have any photos of me in his parents’ basement.

New Taco Bell thing emerges

Look here:

That is the forthcoming Beefy Nacho Burrito from Taco Bell, and from here it looks promising. Inside are ground beef, nacho cheese, sour cream and a brand-new Taco Bell ingredient they’re calling Queso Strips. Per this description, it sounds like they’re “queso-seasoned” tortilla strips, obviously carrying on the tradition of the Crunchy Red Strips and the Flamin’ Hot Fritos that were on the similarly named Beefy Crunch Burrito a couple of years ago — adding crunch to a portable burrito.

The above-photographed burrito isn’t burdened with the rice that hampered the Beefy Crunch Burrito. That’s good. Taco Bell rice isn’t particularly special and generally seems like a waste of valuable stomach space that can be filled with better Taco Bell stuff.

It does seem a little curious that after the massive hype around the Doritos Locos Taco, not to mention the aforementioned Fritos collaboration in the Beefy Crunch Burrito, Taco Bell would create a new “queso-seasoned” tortilla strip in house instead of partnering up with Frito Lay again. But I’ll take that to mean they needed to craft them just right and didn’t trust a third-party vendor with their specifications.

Also, I hope the emergence of the Queso Strips doesn’t spell doom for the Crunchy Red Strips. And furthermore, doesn’t queso just mean cheese? But they’re not strips of cheese, they’re cheese-flavored strips. Taco Bell rules.

David Wright is good

David Wright missed Saturday’s game with flu-like symptoms, a nasty bug that has been going around the Mets’ clubhouse and a refreshing reminder that the team’s third baseman is at least vaguely human, still susceptible to contagious illness. Wright came back Sunday and went 2-for-4 with a double, a walk and a pair of RBIs in the Mets’ 6-5 win over the Blue Jays.

That’s pretty much how it has gone for Wright this year, all year. Every time when it has looked like something might shake him from his torrid stretch, he has returned somehow stronger. After four good games to start the season, Wright broke his pinkie and the disable list loomed. But Wright instead sat out three games and came back to go 3-for-5 with a homer. When Wright endured a four-game cold stretch that dropped his OPS to a season-low (season-low!) .952 on April 24, he got eight hits in his next 16 at-bats with a homer, three doubles and seven walks to bring his on-base percentage back up over .500.

So what’s happening? Beats me. Knowing what’s going right for Wright in 2012 would require understanding what went wrong for him the last few seasons — beyond the broken back in 2011, of course. It sure looks like Wright is having less trouble with pitches on the outside half of the plate, taking them to the opposite field instead of flailing at them. And indeed, according to baseball reference, Wright has 13 hits to right field in 127 at-bats in 2012 after getting only 15 hits to right in 387 at-bats in 2011 and 17 in 587 in 2010.

It’s still only May, obviously, so this is all still small-sample-size stuff. But here are some other things that have happened over Wright’s hot start:

– Wright has walked more than he has struck out. This has never happened in a full season of his career. His walk rate — 18.1 percent — is well higher than it was in his best season in 2007. And at 14.8 percent, his strikeout rate is lower than it has been in any full season of his career and well lower than the 22.9 percent rate at which he whiffed from 2009-2011.

– Wright has not hit home runs at the rate he did from 2005-2008, but his extra-base hit percentage has been higher than it has been for any full season. This should not really come as a surprise, since he’s hitting .412.

– Wright has a .476 batting average on balls in play, which is more than 100 points better than his career norm. But his 30.3 percent line-drive rate is also way above his career average. You don’t need a stat to know this: He’s crushing the ball. Also, per Fangraphs at least, he has yet to hit an infield pop-up in 2012.

– Wright has swung at fewer pitches out of the strike zone and made contact with more of them than he ever has in a full season in the past. Only three hitters in the Majors have swung at a lower percentage of pitches out of the strike zone than Wright has in 2012.

– Wright’s 5.6 percent swinging-strike rate in 2012 would be by far his lowest for a full season. His career rate is 7.6 percent.

Whatever. I could point to a dozen other stats to say that David Wright has been awesome in 2012, and you don’t need any of them to know that. David Wright has been awesome in 2012. Just as he’s not likely to maintain his .412 batting average, he’s also not likely to maintain any of the above-listed rates. But the stats all seem to agree with what our eyes have been saying for weeks: He’s locked in, and it’s sweet.

Twitter Q&A

A massive oversight, that’s how! I meant to mention when Thayer re-emerged in the Majors last month, then got distracted. Now he’s closing games for the Padres and has yet to allow a run. Dale Thayer! Mustache hero Dale Thayer!

He’s also on my fantasy team. Look at this glorious man:

Here’s what someone who’s better than me at Photoshop needs to do: Take the most over-the-top gory-looking Slayer poster or t-shirt image you can find, add an awesome mustache to one of the skulls, then change the text from “SLAYER” to “THAYER.” I’d totally buy that t-shirt.

I’ve always been partial to the Quebec Nordiques’ jerseys, but if I were in the market for a hockey jersey I’m not sure I’d be able to resist the urge to buy one with “SATAN” on the back, for comic value. And in that case, it’d have to be Islanders.

Alternately, I might just also wear a No. 57 Minnesota Wild jersey with “SANTANA” on the back like Johan Santana did, because Johan Santana would probably be my favorite hockey player.

Man. Oh man.

I think about stuff like this with some frequency, trying to assign monetary values to creature comforts. For example: I can’t wear jeans to work. This is a business environment, and up the chain someone decided everyone in my office needs to wear pants everyday except on very special occasions (i.e. the day after Christmas). I hate wearing pants and feel way more comfortable in jeans. I’ve thought about it, and determined that I’d probably give up about six to seven percent of my salary per year to be able to wear jeans to work. And I really need money, living in the city with my wife in school and all.

But giving up bacon? Man… man. It’d be a lot. It’d have to be at least enough to buy a house, and even then I’m not sure. What’s the point in owning a house if I have to live in it knowing I can’t ever wake up to the smell of delicious bacon?

Here’s the question: Is this a no-backsies situation? Because I’d be way more inclined to do it if I could just pay the other guy back at a later date and start eating bacon again — though I guess in that case it’s more like a loan in which the interest is just that I can’t eat bacon.

But I’m pretty confident in my awesomeness, and any price I name feels like undercutting my earning potential. What if I say $2 million right now? That seems like a reasonable price to get me to give up bacon forever. But what if you pay me $2 million to give up bacon for the rest of my life, and by some coincidence, shortly thereafter suckers finally recognize. And now all of a sudden I’ve got book deals and record contracts and a TV show and $2 million I made on my own, and I can’t spend any of it on bacon. Total monkey’s-paw scenario.

So I’m not settling for any less than $5 million. For $5 million, I’ll give up bacon for the rest of my life. Possibly.

Yeah, it’s probably time to see what McHugh can do in Triple-A, huh? Toby says he’s waiting for an injury or an opening in the Triple-A rotation, and it always seems like there’s a lot more that goes into these decisions than I ever consider. But Garrett Olson hasn’t been spectacular in the Triple-A rotation and might have some value to the big-league club as a lefty in the bullpen. Maybe McHugh gets promoted to the Triple-A rotation and Olson transitions to a relief role?