Updated Hairston ranks

Italics denote preeminent Hairston status.

Hairston Years active Games Hits HR OPS+ WAR Cycles Grand Slams
Sam* 1951 4 2 0 219 0.1 0 0
Jerry Sr. 1973-1989 859 438 30 102 5.4 0 1
John 1969 3 1 0 34 -0.1 0 0
Jerry Jr. 1998-current 1317 1064 66 87 12.4 0 3
Scott 2004-current 705 485 85 99 7 1 2

*- Though Hairston patriarch Sam Hairston only played four games in the Major Leagues, he played parts of four seasons in the Negro Leagues in the late 1940s. Per the stats on baseball-reference, he never homered, but it’s worth noting that across the four seasons, his teammates on the Indianapolis Clowns combined for only three homers. Presumably that’s either due to some absurd ballpark or an incomplete record of stats. Also, the first two Hairstons to play in the Majors — Sam and John — were both catchers. None of Jerry Sr., Jerry Jr. or Scott has spent an inning behind the plate in the Majors or Minors.

Notable members of the Buffalo Bisons’ Hall of Fame

Rick Reed:

Some people liked to call Rick Reed “the poor man’s Greg Maddux” but I’ve always thought of him as the rich man’s Wally Whitehurst.

“Mayo” Smith: 

Without knowing anything about him, I assume this guy was a threat on the basepaths because nobody ever wanted to hold the Mayo. Get it, guys?

Terry Lee Collins:

In his days as a Minor League manager and conceptual artist, Terry Collins went by Terry Lee Collins. Most of his work was bear-themed.

Joe De Sa:

That jersey. That mustache.

Luscious Easter:

Hey have a great St. Patrick’s Day, and if I don’t see you before then, have a Luscious Easter.

 

More from Buffalo

The Bisons’ bats came out to support Garrett Olson on Wednesday in a 9-4 win for the good guys. Some notes:

– Valentino Pascucci celebrated his Triple-A All-Star nod with three doubles, a walk and five RBI. Pascucci’s been slumping pretty hard and, by his account, enduring some of the worst luck he’s ever had in his career — hitting a bunch of line drives right at people. All the doubles today were crushed, one to right-center, one down the left-field line, the third over the left-fielder’s head. With Vinny Rottino getting claimed by the Indians today and the Mets still in need of some right-handed pop… could this finally happen? Is Jason Bay’s return the biggest impediment to Pascucci glory in Queens?

– If Josh Satin stays this hot, someone’s going to consider harnessing him as an alternative energy source. He has 14 hits in his last 23 at-bats with a double, two homers and four walks.

– Left fielder Fred Lewis went 2-for-3 with two walks and a double. In his last five games, Lewis is 10-for-19 with two doubles, two homers and four walks. Lewis, 31, is a longtime TedQuarters favorite who would probably have seen time with the big club by now if he didn’t hit left-handed. He’s not on the 40-man, but in an ideal world he’d probably be a better fit for the Mets’ current roster than one of the excess middle infielders. Lewis also made this play in Tuesday night’s game:

– Duff’s, the wings place recommended by Catsmeat and plenty others, was closed by the time we finished up last night. We instead tried Gabriel’s Gate, as suggested by multiple Twitterers. The wings were delicious. I can’t say they’re the best I’ve ever had or that they’re better than anything I’ve had in New York City. But for all its sports bars, the Upper East Side seems to lack a great wing joint, so these were much appreciated. Freshly fried and crispy, good Buffalo flavor and the right amount of spice to make ’em burn but not hurt.

– Pedro Beato came on to relieve Olson with one on and one out in the top of the 7th. He got out of the inning unscathed, then yielded an unearned run in the 8th after a Jordany Valdespin error, a balk and a double. Beato’s fastball sat around 93-94 on the stadium gun here, and, though he walked two batters, he threw 16 of 24 pitches for strikes. Beato has pitched effectively for the Bisons. I imagine if his velocity is routinely in the low-to-mid-90s — it had been down a bit, apparently, upon his return from the disabled list — he’s the next call for the big-league team’s bullpen.

– The on-field character race here features two types of Buffalo wing and a ramekin of bleu cheese. There’s also a celery stalk, but the celery stalk has not raced in either game we’ve seen. Rumors around the press box say that the celery stalk has a pulled hamstring and/or is abstaining from racing for philosophical reasons.

– Jordany Valdespin singled, tripled, turned two double plays and booted an easy grounder.

– I had another beef on weck.

– If you care, Wikipedia Wednesday is Thursday this week. I hope.

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The last time I was in Buffalo was the summer of 2009, during the Bisons’ first year of affiliation with the Mets — the year, you may recall, that prompted the team’s promise to do better by the city of Buffalo. That night, the Bisons started Wily Mo Pena, Jesus Feliciano, Mike Lamb, Javier Valentin, Lance Broadway, etc.

It turns out when you’re not too busy grimacing at the state of the Mets’ farm system to notice, Coca Cola Field is a nice park. It’s got good sightlines, local food options, and a big, informative scoreboard.

Some notes from this afternoon and evening:

– Jeurys Familia appeared to have better control of his breaking ball than his fastball. Familia allowed a few hits in the top of the third, only one of them particularly well-struck, then walked Paul Janish on four pitches to load the bases with one out and one run already in. From there, it seemed Familia started throwing almost exclusively breaking balls to induce two straight strikeouts. I believe he threw seven straight breaking balls to finish the inning.

– By the stadium gun here, Familia sat around 92-94 mph with his fastball. He allowed six hits and one run in five-plus innings, walked two and struck out three. At times it looked like he was getting squeezed by the home-plate ump, but he also allowed a few doubles and a few warning track flies. The most entertaining part of the game was when Joey Gathright struck out swinging at a Familia breaking ball that hit him in the leg and knocked him down.

– Spring Training hot-topic Josh Edgin relieved Familia with a runner on second and no outs in the sixth. He struck out the first two batters he faced — both lefties — on a total of seven pitches. The broadcasters here say he hit 97 mph with a pitch last week, but he topped out in the low 90s tonight. He induced a bunch of swings and misses with his slider.

– Jenrry Mejia relieved Edgin in the 7th. In his first inning, he yielded a couple of ground balls, a double off the wall, and a pop up. In his second, he walked the first two batters on nine pitches, then allowed a ground-ball single up the middle that scored a run.

– Mejia’s wearing No. 57, which is cool because a) Santana and b) Heinz.

– Mookie Wilson is here! He and Wally Backman could probably combine to make a hell of a talk-radio team, what with their distinctive and contrasting voices. Also, they have plenty to say about baseball.

– Matt den Dekker took a high fastball from Tim Gustafson over the left-center field fence in the bottom of the third. Nine of den Dekker’s 13 hits at Triple-A have been for extra bases.

– Many of the Bisons look familiar. Recent Mets Manny Acosta, Pedro Beato, Jenrry Mejia, Elvin Ramirez, Rob Johnson, Brad Emaus, Jordany Valdespin, Valentino Pascucci and Josh Satin are all on the roster. Also, Matt Tuiasosopo looks like a guy who went to my high school.

– I didn’t realize it was Irish night here until the 7th inning. I couldn’t figure out why they kept playing songs from Riverdance.

– For what it’s worth, Tuiasosopo started at third tonight but also appears to be the club’s emergency catcher. The guy from my high school that he looks like played tight end.

– I’m sorry, but “Call Me Maybe” is catchy as hell. Can’t get it out of my head. Growing frustrated.

– On a Tuiasosopo double in the 7th, Fred Lewis tried to hurdle the catcher on a play at the plate. It didn’t work. But wouldn’t it be cool if it did?

– Upon our man Catsmeat’s recommendation, I tried the stadium’s Beef on Weck sandwich, from local Beef-on-Weck purveyor Charlie the Butcher. It’s good. I didn’t know how to dress it so I followed the lead of the local-looking dude ahead of me on line and added horseradish and pickles. Here’s what it looked like:

The Wikipedia tells me pickles do not traditionally top beef on weck sandwiches, but I thought they were good, so bully for that guy in front of me for his creativity. The roast beef was tender and the beef juice tasty, but the real key here is the bread (the weck). It’s a soft, sweet-ish roll topped with salt and caraway seeds, so it’s almost like a big, fluffy rye-bread pretzel. Turns out it pairs well with roast beef and horseradish. I lobby New York bakers to start producing the stuff.

– Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy: But here’s my number…

– The starting catcher for Louisville: Corky Miller, whom you might remember from various short big-league stints. Miller has an amazing Sal Fasano mustache and is in the midst of his 12th consecutive season in the International League.

Taco Bell Tuesday

Just because I’m in Buffalo doesn’t mean it’s not Taco Bell Tuesday.

At OC Weekly, Michelle Woo explains that Taco Bell’s new Cantina Menu tastes nothing like Taco Bell. My first instinct would be to say that means it sucks, but Woo is upbeat about it. Woo writes:

For Cantina Bell, Garcia got rid of the guacamole gun (the one that shoots out globs of green stuff and can probably double as a lethal weapon) and ditched sour cream all together. (It’s never been a part of Latin American cuisine, anyway, save for those pesky pochos) Garcia grew up eating tons of cilantro and wanted to incorporate it in a major way, so Taco Bell set up cilantro fields across the country to keep up with the demand. In total, she introduced eight new ingredients to the permanent Taco Bell menu, which is a big deal considering it seems that the restaurant previously had like four.

There’s a lot there. First, just because Taco Bell is serving better guacamole doesn’t mean it shouldn’t get fired out of a gun. C’mon now. If they want to incorporate guacamole with big chunks of avocado, I support it wholeheartedly — traditional Taco Bell guacamole wasn’t anything notable. But there’s just nothing efficient or awesome about ladling it on to a burrito with a spoon. Taco Bell has awesome condiment guns for just this purpose. You just need a higher caliber guacamole rifle.

Second: “Cilantro fields across the country to keep up with demand.” Taco Bell was going to buy up all the world’s cilantro so they planted some instead.

Third: Eight new ingredients to the permanent menu. That’s huge. What’s going to be important is whether those ingredients cross over to the non-Cantina, regular-ass Taco Bell menu we’ve come to love. That “vibrant fire-roasted corn salsa” sounds pretty delicious. Can I get that on a Volcano Taco or what?

Major League Baseball has announced the rosters for this year’s Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game. Notably absent? Anyone I’d describe as a “Taco Bell All-Star Legend.” I know Gidget the Chihuahua and Glen Bell can’t make it, but can they really not find any Taco Bell Legend or Taco Bell Celebrity better than Jon Hamm and some guy from Glee? What are Hamm’s Taco Bell credentials?

Any Taco Bell All-Star Legend roster needs Justin Verlander on it. Also, what’re the guys from Club Chalupa doing that’s so important they can’t give it a go in the outfield? Charles Barkley? The guy who did that “It’s all about the Roosevelts” rap? Shaq and Hakeem Olajuwon?