Friday Q&A, pt. 2: Food stuff and randos

Beans, most definitely. Actually, when I make chili I typically use five 15 oz. cans of beans and go for the broadest variety I can — black, dark kidney, light kidney, pinto. This seems like as good a time as any to point people to my very easy chili recipe, which I revisited just a couple of weeks ago to delicious results.

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So is El Hefe from NOFX out for not really being their lead singer proper, even if he does vocals? Because then we could all run wild with the Bad News Bears rumor. Plus he does good impressions. Assuming Zombie Sid Vicious is also not an option, I’ll go with Glenn Danzig. Is that a copout? Sorry if it is, but basically the very concept of Glenn Danzig makes me chuckle a little, so I’d definitely watch any TV show he showed up in. Hopefully it’d be a courtroom procedural with Danzig as the maverick lawyer who plays by his own rules.

As long as it keeps benefiting me, I’m cool with it. I hang out in Brooklyn a lot because I play baseball there and a lot of my friends live there, so if a trend of Manhattanites or anyone else traveling to Brooklyn to eat delicious food means more delicious food available near where I hang out, great.  For that matter, if anyone wants to start convincing people that the Rockefeller Center region or the East 80s along 1st and 2nd avenues are new hotbeds of foodie activity, I’d appreciate that.

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I actually work very hard every day to make sure I am never reduced to a situation wherein I need to become a professional slamball player. Don’t get me wrong: It looks amazingly fun, and I don’t fault anyone who pursues a career in slamball for that reason. It’s the type of thing I’d really love to try one time. But it also seems like a particularly terrifying way to make a living, given how dangerous I’m guessing it is. Is slamball dangerous? Do slamball players even get guaranteed contracts, or are they in it for the love of the game?

Of the major national chains, it’s Wendy’s, with a slight nod to White Castle for its once-every-three-years deliciousness. That’s assuming you’re not counting the high-end fast-food places like Five Guys and Shake Shack, though, and regional must-tastes like Culver’s, Good Times, Bojangles and Cookout. Oh man, I disgust myself sometimes. Whatever. I regret nothing.

Friday Q&A, pt. 1: Baseball stuff

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There were a ton of questions about Wright and Dickey, so let this stand in for all of them. I don’t know that it necessarily comes down to one or the other and obviously any extensions depend on the deals — both players could easily be seeking more than the Mets should reasonably pay for their services, regardless of how awesome they are.

I think Wright is more important to the Mets’ success in the short and long terms than Dickey is, which is not to diminish Dickey’s excellence so much as to trumpet Wright’s. I don’t think enough Mets fans recognize and appreciate how great a baseball player David Wright is. Even in his down years he’s still very valuable, and in years like this one he’s among the tops in the Majors. He’s the best position player in franchise history, by all accounts he keeps himself in great shape and is a great teammate, and he seems like a generally excellent dude.

A few people noted that because the Mets don’t appear primed to contend in 2013, they should trade Wright now and rebuild for the future. And, again, if someone wants to give the Mets some crazy package of talented young players for Wright, then sure, peace out. But it’s downright silly to just say, “trade him for prospects” and assume one of the prospects will grow up to be even half as good as Wright. Wright’s certainly not a Hall of Famer yet, but he’s on that trajectory. Did you know he’s second only to Miguel Cabrera in career WAR among position players under 30? Guys as good as Wright don’t come around very often. That’s why the Mets have never had a better position player in their 50-year history.

Time can catch up with players pretty quickly, but I don’t see why anyone would expect Wright to stop being awesome before the Mets can cobble together a contending team — especially since Wright makes them all that more likely to contend. Plus, figuring the money allotted to Wright could then be redirected elsewhere later assumes that a free agent of Wright’s caliber at a position the Mets need will hit the open market — far from a guarantee.

Dickey’s status is less clear, and the case for trying to trade him this offseason, I think, is a bit stronger. (Depends on the deal, again.) Obviously it’s not a possibility I’d like to consider right now, but he’ll be 38 in a couple of weeks, he’s coming off an extraordinary season, and there’s an extremely inexpensive option on his contract for 2013. Knuckleballers don’t age like most pitchers, of course, but Dickey is not like most knuckleballers. And though starting pitching depth can be fleeting, the Mets appear to have way more on the mound than they do at the plate.

But the Mets’ best chance to contend in 2013 requires Dickey fronting their starting rotation, and since I’ve seen baseball before and I’m not willing to count a team out six months before the season even starts, I’ll hope they make a go of it with both Wright and Dickey.

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I suspect there’s some lingering animosity among Mets fans over the pond-scum stuff from the late 80s, but I’m all for the Cardinals provided they are led straight to the monkey by Carlos Beltran. Yesterday’s poll here pretty accurately reflects my rooting interests on the National League side, actually: Beltran, the Reds, the Nats, then a big break, then the Giants and Braves. As an added bonus to any Beltran glory, the Cardinals defeating the Braves in the play-in game might help expose how silly the play-in game is, since the Braves proved six games better than the Cardinals over a 162-game regular season.

In the AL, I’m first and foremost for the YOLOrioles because I know enough long-suffering Baltimore fans to sympathize and want something good for them. The A’s and Tigers are cool, too.

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Bryce Harper and Tim Bogar.

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I’ll go with my birthday, Jan. 22.

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No, but it’s close. As fun as the public shaving was, the highlight still has to be the day I spent with Ralph Kiner doing the Kiner’s Korner Revisited videos a couple years ago.

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None, unfortunately. Keith’s mustache powers are non-transferable, and the mustache is lifeless and limp without Keith’s lip. The two share a synergistic relationship.

We’ve just witnessed 25 percent of history’s worst 40-home run seasons

Per baseball-reference’s spectacular play index, there have only been eight times in baseball history that a player hit at least 40 home runs but posted a park- and league-adjusted OPS+ below 120. Two of them were this season. Here’s the full list:

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Player;HR;OPS+;Year;Tm;BA;OBP;SLG
Jose Canseco;46;114;1998;TOR;.237;.318;.518
Greg Vaughn;45;117;1999;CIN;.245;.347;.535
Curtis Granderson;43;116;2012;NYY;.232;.319;.492
Adam Dunn;41;112;2012;CHW;.204;.333;.468
Tony Batista;41;102;2000;TOR;.263;.307;.519
Adam Dunn;40;114;2006;CIN;.234;.365;.490
Vinny Castilla;40;115;1997;COL;.304;.356;.547
Vinny Castilla;40;112;1996;COL;.304;.343;.548
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Obviously the park adjustment plays a big role in most cases. Kudos to open-stance hero Tony Batista.

Time is a Mets fan

Here’s the messed-up part of it all: I think the Mets could be good next year. That’s not spin and it’s not something I’m writing for the sake of getting your attention. I believe that.

There’s work to be done, no doubt. But the Mets should return a solid young infield featuring a bona fide superstar and a deep staff of starting pitchers led by R.A. Dickey, Jon Niese, Matt Harvey and — given health — Johan Santana and Dillon Gee. That’s a nice place to start, and though the horizon would appear quite a bit sunnier if we knew they had any money whatsoever with which to secure some outfielders this offseason, I’ve still got enough faith in Sandy Alderson and baseball’s pervasive randomness to reasonably hope the Mets leave Spring Training with a squad fit to compete in a tough division.

Would I bet on it? No. But then I certainly wouldn’t have bet on the A’s or Orioles being alive today a year ago.

That’s only the logical presentation, though. Part of being a fan, I think — or at least part of being a Mets fan — is the odd balance of suspecting your team is irreparably doomed but maintaining some real sense of hope they’ll prove otherwise. Because another part of me — a big part, an angry part — expects the Mets will suck next year and suck the year after that just like they sucked last year and the year before that and the year before that.

I spent some time on the podcast this morning agreeing with Patrick and Toby that this season’s Mets had more than their share of great moments and stories for a 74-88 team: Johan Santana’s no-hitter, David Wright’s return to form, R.A. Dickey’s Imperial March over the National League. But then as we talked, I remembered the great things of 2011 — Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran — and even the great things of 2010, the fleeting heroics of Rod Barajas and Jeff Francoeur.

Every year, right? Every year there are great things among the disappointments. And every year there is hope, every year hope is crushed, and every year we come back hoping. This might be the weirdest thing I do. And the Mets exist in such splendid juxtaposition with their rivals across town, who practically never disappoint. How does a Yankee fan distinguish season from season? Does he need to isolate the small victories from the mire of failure, or is it reversed — is 2007 the year they gave way too many at-bats to Melky Cabrera and lost to Cleveland in the ALDS? Or is it as simple to a Yankee fan as Years It Happened and Years It Didn’t?

I started off with a point to make and it’s fast slipping away from me. I think I’m trying to justify how I can emotionally invest in something practically bound to disappoint me, then still come away oddly satisfied when it does.

Is baseball that good? Certainly; baseball is the best. But I suspect, too, there’s something oddly enjoyable about being Mets fans that leaves us better prepared than most for our daily and monthly and yearly challenges. How often is anything all it’s cracked up to be? And what better way to shoulder reality than to celebrate the small triumphs and hope there are grander ones to come?

One time I was randomly cast in a Jack in the Box commercial, and another time Francoeur walked twice in a game. I think the Mets could be good next year.

That’s all, folks

Baseball’s regular season ended last night. Like every season, it was awesome. To boot:

  • Miguel Cabrera won the Triple Crown.
  • Mike Trout emerged as baseball’s greatest human.
  • The YOLOrioles clinched postseason play for the first time this Willenium. (That’s two pop culture references in one bullet, folks. I AM BLOGGER!)
  • Phil Humber, Matt Cain and Felix Hernandez threw perfect games.
  • Johan Santana, Jered Weaver and Homer Bailey threw no-hitters. No hitter! Mets! Hooray! Also, six Mariners combined on a no-hitter in June.
  • “That’s a clown question, bro.”
  • “Straight to the monkey.”
  • Many other things.

I’ll have a more proper requiem for the Mets’ season either later today or tomorrow, but for now I’ve got a podcast to do, some meetings to attend and a doctor’s appointment.

Oh yeah, a bunch of you have pointed out that Teddy finally won the Presidents Race in Washington. And the Nationals finally won the division. Is that, like, symbolism? Will both prove dominant forces moving forward?

25 foods you’ll never eat again

Via Brian Erni comes Buzzfeed’s list of discontinued foods, well worth a click if you’re interested in a sugar rush down memory lane.

A couple of notes:

– I was in high school when Surge first came out and I guess as some sort of promotion they inserted into vending machines bottles that contained a tightly wrapped Surge t-shirt and $1.25 in quarters so you could buy another Surge. Only one time, I left class to get a Surge and made it all the way back to my desk before I realized I didn’t have delicious sugary Surge but a crappy t-shirt and some change. Then when I went back to the vending machine, it was all out of Surge.

– THEY STOPPED MAKING ECTO COOLER!?

– That colored ketchup grossed me out. I know ketchup’s colored to be the red that it is, but that’s the color that ketchup is now coded to be. One of my college roommates thought the idea of green ketchup was hilarious and kept buying it, so I had to keep a private stash of the original stuff in the mini fridge in my room. He’s finally going to find out about it now.

– LOL Orbitz.

– I’m pretty certain that the gum formerly known as Gatorgum is now sold as Quench Gum at Modell’s. If it’s not the same exact stuff in a different wrapper, it at least tastes the same: Weird and unpleasantly tangy, but somehow addictive.

Your thoughts

This is hardly a perfect poll — I wish I could figure out a more customizable form — but I tried this last year with Jose Reyes and it turned out surprisingly close to the deal Reyes actually got, so I figured I’d give it another go.

If for some reason you were the Mets’ general manager, knowing you had finite resources, what is the most you’d be willing to give David Wright in terms of money and years in a contract extension this offseason? For the purposes of this silly exercise, assume the extensions listed below imply beyond the 2013 option, so a three-year extension would keep him under control through the end of the 2016 season.

And again, not what you’d hope to sign Wright for. The ceiling.

 

The prophecy fulfilled

New York Knickerbockers Executive Vice President, Basketball Operations and General Manager Glen Grunwald announced today that the team has signed free agent forward/center Rasheed Wallace to a contract. Per team policy, terms of the deal were not disclosed.

– Knicks press release

I was keeping mum because I didn’t want to jinx anything, but it’s official: The Knicks are the silliest sports franchise in the city. Sorry, Mets, Jets and Islanders. Better luck next year. It was a good game, both teams played hard.

I don’t even know if it’s a bad move from a basketball standpoint, for what it’s worth. It’s just, he hasn’t played in two seasons and it’s Rasheed Wallace.

Hiroki Kuroda is not having fun

I’ve never enjoyed playing baseball; never enjoyed pitching, to be honest with you…. I’m not saying this because I’m with the Yankees. This has been all throughout my professional career. There’s a lot of responsibility as a starting pitcher, so rather than enjoy myself out there, I feel like I have to fulfill my responsibilities and that’s my priority.

Hiroki Kuroda.

I suspect there are some subtleties being lost in translation and delivery here, and nothing Kuroda said should really concern Yankee fans all that much — he’s more concerned with being a good pitcher (which he is) than with enjoying himself. It’s just kind of funny to hear any athlete come out and be all, “honestly, bro — this isn’t any fun at all. This is really hard!”